Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"He's eaten the 'beware of the dog' sign again."

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

xpost you know it will probably win!

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

"I hope it's a chocolate chain."

conrad, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

^ strategic, adaptive, could go far

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

"well, it is a very nice bush"

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

"Dum, da da dum da da dadadaaa dummm"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

"Talk about being CHAINED down by a mortgage!"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

Me and my crew got the whole city lock yuh know

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

The Wizard of Oz terrified him when he was little.

Øystein, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/30/g290/130930_contest_g290.jpg

  • "I mean, there are closers—and there are closers.
  • "I hope Skip doesn't ask me to sacrifice."
  • "Watch out for the knuckleball."

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

"Howdy"

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

"your move" obviously :(

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link

"Did you see Knight Rider on TV last night?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

your move, good

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

"they call me... El Shaped Movement"

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link

"turn around, walk back three paces, one to the side, and shoot"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

'your move' is as good as it will get. another stinker of a cartoon.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

"Have you heard that band that Ben Goldacre's mother was in before she was in Fox?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

"Ever get the feeling you're a pawn in a larger game?"
"Not exactly"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

"It's all in the game"

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

eh, I don't think it's so bad a cartoon, though I wonder why the hell they're cyclops.

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

"I've got my eye on you"

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

"I'm your evil self! I'm gonna FUCK SHIT UP!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

"In a dream I saw Krusty the Clown in priestly clothing, slashing diagonally toward Marge Simpson"

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

"I don't care about the damn ASPCA , it's just not the same."

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

"Wanna do a little 'Brokeback Mountain'"?

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

"You can't find a black square neither huh?"

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

"We don't play by your rules out here."

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

"If we take our horses' eyes, we'll each have two!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

"My brother gots a castle!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

"Howdy - the name's Gary Kasparov."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

"Knight sounds so pretentious -- I much prefer horsie."

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

"Well, I guess this is normal, then"

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

"This grips me more than would a muddy ol' river or reclining Buddha."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

"I hope it's chocolate."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

"Knight fever, knight fe-vah! We know how to do it!"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

"Then he said 'No, you idiot. It's RIDDER.' Seriously, wtf does that even mean?"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

A+++

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 7 October 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

"I'm beginning to think moving the setting of the musical from Bangkok to Deadwood was a mistake."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 7 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

"I've heard of chess boxing, but chess gunfights?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/10/07/g290/131007_contest_g290.jpg

  • "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish."
  • "They must not understand how foreclosure works."
  • "Barb was telling me there's been a rash of azalea thefts."
http://www.geekchamp.com/upload/symbolicons/other/1f4a4-zzz.png

Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

I take it any 9/11 styled captions would be deemed inadmissible?

Mark G, Monday, 14 October 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link

"SHAZAM!"

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

"And that's the last I want to hear about this 'glass ceiling' holding anyone back."

My question is primarily riparian (Phil D.), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

"Next item"

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

"The architect said only really intelligent people can see it"

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

BLUE SKY THINKING

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

1st Republican Party meeting seeking to have the teaching of gravitational theory revoked.

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link


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