I should attempt a top ten of my own one day. Right off the top of my head, Patrick Vaughn and Barbara Thorndyke ones would likely be close to the top, but I'd have to revisit quite a few episodes before assembling a list.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 September 2013 04:00 (ten years ago) link
Another episode I regret I didn't give enough consideration to: "Flu Attack."
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 30 September 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link
Dorothy's date to the banquet ("so after I threw up...") in that one always makes me laugh.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 September 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link
It always gets me that Rose tries to claim "I've been the worst" when they're all making amends. Nice try, Rose.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 30 September 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
I'm sure this one's been done and I think I'm paraphrasing but
Rose: Is it possible to love two men at the same time?
Blanche: Set the scene, have we been drinking?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 4 October 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
I deeply regret not putting that episode in my top 10. So much good stuff floating around in there.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 30 September 2013 03:23 (4 days ago) Permalink
to be honest i was sure you had. priceless episode.
― surm, Friday, 4 October 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
Why my face is smooth, my body's taut, and my gears are grindin'!
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 18 October 2013 12:20 (ten years ago) link
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/LskAEKsXn.hHRlU1hgwQEA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTUyNztweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz01NzA-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/tv/2013-10-28/748f8475-0986-48f2-a2ee-f4910b5aa395_01-golden-girls-LegoLadies-etsy.jpg
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
^ said photo newly making the rounds today.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 February 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1654407_605176536229236_496043476_n.jpg
― ...out of that weakness, out of that envy, out of that fear.. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
that made me lol
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
That made me feel all warm and tingly. If you girls will excuse me, I think I'll slip under the covers and enjoy it.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/article/golden-girls-made-aging-fabulous-202641
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link
look where I was a couple weeks ago
http://www.offerstone.com/UpLoadFile/Product/201404/Flower%20Monument_MG0422_0DS.jpg
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link
Funny you should revive this thread today because I'm so going to this tonight:
https://www.facebook.com/events/282454278581810/?ref_notif_type=plan_mall_activity&source=1
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
Estelle is a stone's throw from Mel Blanc and Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer. I stumbled upon her after I failed to locate Alfalfa. :(
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
Did you get a photo of Mel's? Best epitaph.
― pplains, Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link
I did! Even though there is no shortage of them.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link
"That's all folks?"
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 24 July 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
(oh damn, it actually is!)
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 24 July 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
You should've taken another stab at Switzer's.
― pplains, Thursday, 24 July 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
man
― balls, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
jesus i don't think i realized til now just how fucking young most of the little rascals died. spanky was a relative methuselah making it to 64. darla died at 47, buckwheat died at 49. froggy died at 16. petey lived to 119 in dog years.
― balls, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link
I had a grave-rubbing of Mel's epitaph for a long time
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
the mel blanc coma story is one of the best stories i've ever heard
― balls, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
Tomorrow is Cheesecake Day!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1g0dCLGP1r0xiug.gif
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 13:59 (nine years ago) link
happy belated cheesecake day, y'all
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
I forgot to eat a cheesecake. I only looked at pictures of cheesecake.
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
http://rankings.gawker.com/golden-girls-episodes-ranked-1633984767
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 September 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link
"the Actor" way too low at #80. "Fiddler on the Ropes" way too high at #142.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 14 September 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link
IKR. Gah, disqualifying clip eps and "Empty Nest," it seems pretty clear to me "Fiddler" is the show's lamest ep.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 September 2014 06:38 (nine years ago) link
U guys
― jaymc, Sunday, 14 September 2014 07:56 (nine years ago) link
Remember ally ?
God ilx in 2003 listening to tATu and Stacie orrico
― jaymc, Sunday, 14 September 2014 07:57 (nine years ago) link
Thank you for being a friend.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
I will always watch GG when it's on, but Maude (at least the earlier episodes) is the keeper of Bea's two sitcoms.― Eric H., Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:21 PM (6 years ago)
How much has changed in the Obama years!
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 September 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
idk any of these by title! I want to watch the worst and the best to see what's up
― Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
jaymc was inebriated Sunday, September 14, 2014 1:56 AM (Yesterday)
― mattresslessness, Monday, 15 September 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
"Empty Nest" has next to nothing to do with the Golden Girls. It has almost nothing to do with the eventual GG spinoff Empty Nest. It's all quite confusing.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
And I don't think the murder mystery episode is anywhere near the best of the lot, but like I said, not a whole lot separates the great GG eps from the non-great ones.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
So, am I to buy my first LEGOs since I was 6?
― Eric H., Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link
Apparently the new Animal Collective song samples some GG dialogue, but I still don't want to listen to it.
― pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link
Oral history.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
The Golden Girls puppet show runs through Dec. 11 at DR2 Theatre
― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link
http://dlisted.com/2016/10/03/open-post-hosted-by-the-only-thing-i-want-for-christmas/
― Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
maybe you want this for Christmas too
https://twitter.com/keithuhlich/status/811685290305789952
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link
Golden Girls Clue
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
Bea doll appears to be throwing the gaze she did after knocking over Allyzay
http://mentalfloss.com/article/551922/the-golden-girls-action-figures-neca-comic-con
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Now in cereal form!
https://thetakeout.com/share-this-golden-girls-cereal-with-a-pal-or-a-confidan-1829974755
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Thursday, 25 October 2018 06:01 (five years ago) link
I tasted a piece. It was dry and tasteless.
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link