dirt bag style

i notice you dont mention that you got lucky

;_;

(there was making out, tho)

found a woman's hair in my sheets the other day, is definitely several weeks old. must change sheets

found a blonde woman's hair in my fiancee's bra the other day, hmmmmmmmmmm

sports bra

must look into this so-called "gym"

with binoculars?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RHlhHBExL._AA280_.jpg

"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

hell yes it is.

paging j cutty esq.

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

before i moved in, gf would just buy $10 litterboxes and throw the whole thing out (w/ sand & poop) once every six weeks

six weeks??? gross.

your gf was rollin' dirt bag style for sure.

hahaha

my old roomate (never gf, dnw) would literally throw dishes out if she felt like it was too much work to clean them, like if it took more than a couple scrubs w/ the sponge

sorry for misuse of 'literally'

all girls are dirty

and wasteful, apparently

i got inspired to change a lot of my dirt bag ways after buying seasons 1-5 of monk on DVD but the other day i found a 2 week old tupperware of sweet potato pie and i just tossed the tupperware in the trash w/o even trying

throwing potato chips in my own face lastnight was defly dirt bag style.

ya sometimes you gotta just go for the nuclear option on old tupperware.

xxpost

but yeah, it was pretty bad w/ the catbox, i think that's why the cat has social anxiety and asperger's now

"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, February 15, 2008 5:47 PM (Friday, February 15, 2008 5:47 PM) Bookmark Link

you are starting to sound like ross on friends!

is he

hmmm i've been getting that comparison (based on voice, tics, personality, appearance) since high school ...

apparently this thread is better than a WDYLL

what do you LIVE like.

RIGHT????

WDYLL, aspie cat?

ILX is a haven for shut-in aspie cats.

shut-in aspie tabbies.

HOW CAN I SMOKE POT AND WASH DISHES AT ONCE

hold the joint in the corner of your mouth like a cowboy

duh

Garfield is a total stoner, no?

Snoopy was on acid a bunch, but I'm thinking Garfield and Jon spent many days sucking atta bong.

you should start a blog.

dirtbagstyle.blogspot.com

I'M ON IT!

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/30/c9/f5_1_b.JPG

http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/?action=view¤t=311-1164_IMG.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/311-1164_IMG.jpg

u_u

they not dead, them doggies just sleepin

at least i hope so, because otherwise some dude sent me an unsolicited burned cd with photos of dead dogs on it

Ever hit someone's parked car and not left a note?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/upcoming_date_only_thing_between

this is real f***ing talk

i had organic brown rice, carrot & cilantro salad and grilled tamari tofu and onions for dinner.

hooray marriage

oh and raw salad greens and chopped radishes in miso

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

black tech jackets
black non-tech jackets
navy non-tech jackets
black hoodies
charcoal hoodies
navy hoodies
black sweaters
navy sweaters
black cardigans
navy cardigans
grey jackets
grey hoodies
grey cardigans
work shirts and flannels, tonally organized from black to charcoal to navy to green to blue and red flannels
short sleeve shirts, tonally organized from black to navy to grey to off-whites
white long sleeve dress shirts (i have like ten)
blue long sleeve dress shirts (first stripes, then ginghams, then solids, each tonally organized from lightest to darkest)
black long sleeve dress shirts
plaid long sleeve shirts in reds and greens
jeans

and then the shoes are arranged in original boxes, neat piles by brand: adidas / vans / nike

socks and underwear in separate baskets on top, ties divided by fabric

wifes closet looks like that part of that begnini movie "life is beautiful" when he rounds the corner and finds the huge pile of dead bodies, except it's clothes. this pile spills into the bedroom.

you might be looking for the "professional nerd style" thread?
i kid, i kid. i love.

but i've been goin commando for two days now cuz i've managed to neither get my laundry together nor buy more underwears.

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

...000...
...000...
...000...
....0....
__SHDRZ__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__SHOEZ__
__SHOEZ__

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