Shaq's back

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64
O_O

circles, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link

if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link

designed by diddy too

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link

that explains it then

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mjwyLp6OiM&NR=1

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

he had some handles and an actual jump shot(!) back in the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFqZlGVswZ8

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I sort-of want Shaq to fail for the Suns so we can see him on Inside the NBA in the next few years.

Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Since we're posting clips ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo-VA1mf6Y

Mr. Goodman, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

the post move he did at the 1:50 mark of the mixtape was stinky.

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

good block. i want shaq to have 10 rings

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

45 yo shaq would be awesome

tremendoid, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jMOK87N7A

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 11 February 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap4PBl7V9jq5ZB71cWEOySq8vLYF?slug=ap-suns-shaq&prov=ap&type=lgns

talking the talk.

tremendoid, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns

am0n, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

The Lakers' Phil Jackson, O'Neal's former coach, said Shaq's role would be "taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back."

"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny," Shaq said without smiling. "Ha-ha. Very funny."

rooting for shaq but he got clowned

tremendoid, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The Zing Master

carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link

he's right though, it is very funny

am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

jhøshea, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.

Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."

carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."

Long pause.

"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"

am0n, Thursday, 21 February 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

that presser was genius - yay shaq!

jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.

jhøshea, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/

;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link

old news I guess

original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

James Mitchell, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope he never stops twittering.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:08 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:11 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

lmao

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

He's got really big fingers, I'd imagine. Do you think he has a humongous novelty keyboard?

Leee, Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i propose an ilh trip to the nba store for basketball handprint comparison lols.

very quotatious (tehresa), Thursday, 4 December 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Drat.

http://twitpic.com/xicf

Leee, Friday, 2 January 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me, my twitterish brothers and sisters about 2 hours ago from txt

eman, Friday, 2 January 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.

Crab Dribble (Clay), Saturday, 10 January 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

One would be Peter pan.

Aimless, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

malkovich. malkovich malkovich malkovich.
malkovich?

tehresa, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

in a post-game interview he just talked about googling old videos to study his form. we need to get him to post here.

eman, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link

WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.

Leee, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: What would you do with a time machine?
A: Go to the cloning era, clone myself 20 times, and put myself in America as 20 different people. One Shaq would be a banker. One Shaq would be a sheriff. One Shaq would be a race car driver. One Shaq would be a prince. One Shaq would be Spanish. We'd all be here at the same time, and every once in a while I'd meet myself.

― Crab Dribble (Clay), Friday, January 9, 2009 10:54 PM (Yesterday)

shaq with his tracy jordan hat on :D

choke on my mess of a schlaporito (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

THE_REAL_SHAQ Im not bored To much homework Workn on my doctorate Coming soon Dr shaq

THE_REAL_SHAQ For those who wanna know, i am getting my doctorate in human resource development Why Because im a people person

I'm guessing U of Phoenix.

Leee, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I cant sleep gotta get 2 walmart 10:57 PM Jan 16th from txt

guys THE_REAL_SHAQ has been working on a hall of fame level twitter-wise the past few days.

Crab Dribble (Clay), Monday, 19 January 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

WE CAN TWITTER BOMB HIM.

― Leee, Saturday, January 10, 2009 1:24 AM

eman, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Whenever I read this thread's title I think of of Shaq's back, and I wonder if he shaves it.

Aimless, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

shaq looking a little concerned there!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

lol

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link


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