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As long as they don't change the commentary where you're 5-0 up in the first half, then the keeper saves 2 shots in a row:
"They must be wondering how to beat him!"

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

bring back Trevor Brooking's vaguely sexual groaning from PES3! "ugggggghnnnmmmm"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

And on that subject, less/more humping in the goal celebrations...?

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

oh more. less up short camera shots though.

pro ev 4 seems to have pre-empted real life with players constantly doing the finger over lips "sssh" thing to the crowd, though I don't think "what are you doing you idiot" when someone does it in PES.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope they move Michael Owen's teeth closer together. Scary fucker.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 6 October 2005 09:56 (eighteen years ago) link

more goals IN YOUR FACE

hope they've made the lobs more difficult

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"oh yeah I've got an idea why don't you lob it? yeah! GOOD ONE!"

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 6 October 2005 10:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the holy grail of football games is making one where there isn't a shot/attack you can try that will almost certainly come off. the lob/chip over the keeper is the most obvious in PES4.

i'd like the defenders to be a bit more intelligent. surely Konami can rent some AI technology from the pentagon or somewhere.

oh, and i really am the best at PES4. not only can i beat all my friends, but i asked my mum and she said i was.

Lee F# (fsharp), Thursday, 6 October 2005 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link

HMV have it listed at £15 with free delivery

?!

I just bought one

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 7 October 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

got an e-mail from them saying that the item was mispriced but as a gesture of goodwill they are going to honour the contract...

score!

cozen at ally c's hovel (Ally C), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Nice one!! This is like that cheap telly thread on ILE, but with a happy ending!

melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Good work Cozen!

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

like trying to pick up a language where you have all the vocabulary but they've changed all the grammer

I felt like a fly learning how to bark

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

(oh sorry, I've played it and I suck at it reeeeeallll bad)

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 8 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I CANT WAIT TO PLAY PES5. I HAVE BEEN PLAYING PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID AND I AM STILL 14 BUT I CAN BEAT EVERYBODY AND U WILL SEE WHEN ONLINE PES5 COMES OUT.

PRO EVOLUTION IS THE BEST SOCCER GAME EVER BETTER THAN THAT CRAPPY GAME FIFA

feras siala, Sunday, 9 October 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link

god bless you

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 10 October 2005 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

What czn said abt it. I am getting better but dribbling is not really an option.

jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

cozen we need to know MORE

haitch (haitch), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I only played it for a few hours... to be honest I didn't like but as ronan and I agreed that's the pattern with all new pro evs... you're so comfortable in the old one that the shock of the new is always a bit disappointing... like they've somehow managed to fuck it up (oh no!!)... I was having a lot of problems maintaining possession in this one and having a lot of trouble actually getting my players to move the ways and directions I wanted them too... but that's because I was pedal-to-the-R1 constantly... when I let go of R1 and started only using it sparingly, for burts down the wing, or R2 dribbling in the centre of the park I was having a lot more success... as I think I said above successive pro evs feel like the team are finding new ways to refine their old problems... notably the ease and ubiquity of both hold-X-to-press (which they've progressively stamped out... I remember playing pro ev 4 and thinking god it's so ineffective now but really by the end of PES4's life it was possible to shut out the game completely using X + square properly...) and also the the hold-R1-ALL-the time problem... which, see above, they've put some work into...

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

it still looks the same, which was a bit of a disappointment but I guess konami feel that they've achieved a level of graphical comfort that they're happy with and now they can concentrate FULLY on tweaking other aspects... no hideous commentary that I noticed... and the menus and music are awful YAY

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:42 (eighteen years ago) link

and plus it's ALMOST HERE

(... and so is shadow of the colossus and the warriors, incidentally... the PS2 has had a great later life)

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:43 (eighteen years ago) link

(I am hanging out for shadow of the colossus so bad.)

I am going to get pes 5, but I do hope that I have more time to properly devote to it this "season", I never quite got to any real level of skill with pes 4.

haitch (haitch), Sunday, 16 October 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

TWO DAYS!!!

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm liking what I've played on the demo so far, even if it does take getting used to. It feels a bit more fluid, the goals I've scored have been less dependent on the through ball/one on one with keeper pattern.

Also, it's harder to just keep the ball by changing by blithely changing direction at full pelt. This will probably make it harder for the people I play who like to just keep the ball until they can pass it to somebody on the six yard line and tap it in, which always irked me rather.

Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Friday, 21 October 2005 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

yo order has been DESPATCHED

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 21 October 2005 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I scored the first free kick I got, with N Solano.

I am unintentionally committing a foul every four seconds.

Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

i had 28 fouls in one five minute game without a single yellow card. I don't think they want you to tackle people or press or be in their vicinity.

jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 21 October 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

it's fucking hard

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 October 2005 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link

yo order has not been DELIVERED

I like how all the posts by people who now have it are just duck-in duck-outs...

c7n (Cozen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

haha. there's a vague anticlimax with a new PES, always!

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 October 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually think I was enjoying 4 most in the last month or two!

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 October 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link

It's weirdly intense playing this, I find myself hunched over the controller with a furrowed brow, desperate to get a touch of the ball, then I'll get it in an attacking position, sidestep one defender then panic, run out of ideas and get shunted off the ball.

I had a couple of 3-0 wins with England in friendlies to start with that lulled me into a false sense of security.

Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I STILL haven't had much chance to play it. I've played one match, which I won 2-0 with 2 identical diving headers. But tonight, after work, I have 17.5hours til I'm next at work, so I reckon at least 10 of those can be spent on Pro Evo (less eating time etc). I'll be the best again in no time.

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Saturday, 22 October 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

it's so hard it almost feels like starting again.

rio natsume, Saturday, 22 October 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I have resigned myself to playing it on 2 stars, 6-0 victory's are now the norm but whenever i decide to try an exhibition on 3 again movement of any kind becomes pretty much impossible. On 2 stars tho i seem to be getting the hang of dribbling which is all about being much slower and thinking about every slight movement to beat people rather than just hammering past them, it's pretty hellish but you really feel like you earned it.

jeffrey (johnson), Saturday, 22 October 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Just found out we're having a work "Pro Evo Tournament" on the 11th of November. Sounds like it should be enough time to practice PES5, but we'll be playing BOTH PES4&5! That's gonna be confusing as hell.

Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Saturday, 22 October 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

It's weirdly intense playing this, I find myself hunched over the controller with a furrowed brow, desperate to get a touch of the ball, then I'll get it in an attacking position, sidestep one defender then panic, run out of ideas and get shunted off the ball.
I had a couple of 3-0 wins with England in friendlies to start with that lulled me into a false sense of security.

This is absolutely otm. It's like watching Liverpool. I have started picking Milan and Real Madrid to try and do better, but to no avail.

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 October 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

why did they ruin my baby so?

haha just kidding but I'm still rubbish

c7n (Cozen), Saturday, 22 October 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

"footballing simulator"

c7n (Cozen), Monday, 24 October 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

PES5 (PS2) >>>>>>>>> PES5 (x-box)

despite some unforgivable slowdown this thing is LOVELY

top tip in a line of top tips to come: change your long passing type to type 4... this means that inside the crossing box (tht area of the park where it normally auto-crosses if you press O) you still retain full (power-bar) control over long passes and so can better direct crosses... mmm lovely

c7n (Cozen), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

where do you change that setting?

I am getting into it now, I have to say, you can do some very fluid movements forward.

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

button configuration

you can still use the ordinary crosses (O, Ox2, Ox3) by holding down L1 then pressing... this just gives you a nice other option, which is great for actually picking out players rather than relying on the randomness of the auto-cross

c7n (Cozen), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

if I buy a network adapter for my PS2 can I just plug and play PES5 online?

anyone down for some action if I get it going?

c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 09:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I am tempted to buy one too, if I do then yes.

I think it's supposed to be easy enough to set up if you have a broadband connection already.

Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't you need to pay a Sony online subsription, like with XBox Live?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:26 (eighteen years ago) link

my problem is my broadband setup at home is wireless and very temperamental

I just bought the network adaptor anyway - so we'll see how this goes

I'll report back

c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 11:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"With the purchase of a separate unit called the Network Adaptor (which is built into the newest system revision), some PS2 games support online multiplayer. Instead of having a unified, subscription-based online service like Xbox Live, online multiplayer on the PS2 is free, but split between publishers."

c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel the need to draw attention to a feature of the PES games that's probably not been discovered by most people.

You can rewind time in the free training/practice match mode.

So for example if your cross gets cleared by a defender you rewind to the appropriate point and instead put a high cross into the back post. This point in time becomes 'bookmarked' so you can very easily rewind over and over experiment with all the different crosses - each time with the striker and defenders in the same position so you can judge the variations properly.

Similarly you are through on goal and blast your shot over - rewind and instead try an R2 side foot shot - rewind and try to chip the keeper.

You lose the ball - rewind until you have posession back.

Wonderful.

By the way you have to press R2 AFTER pressing the shoot button to do a side foot shot.
Posted by Tom on October 27, 2005 11:37 AM.
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I had a little fiddle about with this feature a long time ago in PES4 but had completely forgotten about it... if I remember correctly it's kinda fiddly but v. useful for creating 'test conditions' where you can try difft. approaches over and over in the one situation

c7n (Cozen), Thursday, 27 October 2005 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Training mode? People use this?
Maybe this explains why I'm not very good.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 October 2005 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link

particularly stupid-headed guardian review

c7n (Cozen), Thursday, 27 October 2005 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link

that second flaw has always been a feature

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

nb i always play as spurs so yknow

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

Player switching was def better in 5 than it is now

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:12 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

picked up PES 2020 for £6 in the latest PSN sale. enjoying it but sgt biscuits otm - the foul system is pish

||||||||, Monday, 10 August 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

some other gripes:

- no idea why they needlessly changed the controls for moves which have been in the series from the year dot

- giving away a free kick outside your box is as bad as giving away a pen

||||||||, Monday, 10 August 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link


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