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haha. totals!

where do you know her from? the xSCENEx?

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

she dances with DJ SHITBIRD AND THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

aka the band with eric from Crack WAR & Big Techno Werewolves and the knob twidler from Comets on Fire

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

HA, the scene!!!!!

she used to live over here and was a bike dork...so we became bros.

She is super cool..very weird, very FLIRTY.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

interesting

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

after she moved to SF...she used to IM me about how she couldnt get a boyfriend.

sad.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

AH YES... i have had the... pleasure doesn't seem like the right word. i only remember eric dude and lilpocketknife/kit girl tho. extras?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

her bike is also way nicer than mine.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

as least you have a bike. i have feet. i ALSO have a wagon, but i only pull the wagon. but hey. butt hay.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend (who's not even really into fixed gears) saw her riding around on a 10speed and the first thing she said was "uh, this isn't my bike, mine's in the shop" all embarrassed like.

msp, DJ Shitbird has like 40 people dancing all dressed up in weirdo unicorn, robot, zebra outfits now. http://littlepants.com/music/eagle.html

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

SHE HAD BRACES.

SHE LOVED DDB.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

wOw on the djsb+upm tip. sounds like the idea they originally seemed to be trying for is really happening. cool.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

EEK!...I FORGOT SHE HAD BRACES.

AWESOME!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=8280307&friendName=Ashley&Mytoken=20050319004937

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Saturday, 19 March 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i just found out my 16yr old little sister is on myspace. i told her i'd fucking punch her if she put any hoochie pictures up.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer has convinced me to join myspace.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

myspace is about the worst designed site ever

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the beauty of it tho. at first i was like, "what a shithole?" and then i embraced it's ass-jungle quality. it's like the shitter... nobody looks pretty on the toilet. not exactly. so in a sense, myspace is a great cosmic equalizer.

i've enjoyed finding some decent bands on there lately.

we finally put up some tunage on our myspace page. it's demo quality. not perfect. my improv of the lyrics wasn't as good as other times, but we had little time with our friend's nice 16-track and so on. i just did everything in one take and rolled with the punches.

it's a myspace page after all.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The King Of All The Cosmos is my new friend.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Jax0n, who's profile are you using? Yours or AliG's? You guys should make a joint profile since hers is pretty sucky anyway.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I get my to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I get mine to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

MINE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

MINESPACE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

ENEMA MINE

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i only signed up for a myspace profile so i was permitted to look at profiles of hot half naked 22 yr olds. my only friend is tom

-- Hella Fitzgerald (jaso...), January 19th, 2005. (JasonD)

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw that.

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2579282 ???

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

JD: well become friends with your wife and i will find you dude.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR WIFE PLEASE

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, if you can't be friends with your wife then what kind of person are you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Hartman

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

BITCH STOLE MY (OLD) NAME!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG THERE ARE 35 JAXONS! (and none of them are me), although i wish i was this one

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

LDollyVita

Hi I live in Rochester Ny .. In to latex and Rubber fashion and play and I do mean play Meow .... I also like Gothic and fetish art and all things tight and shiny and Rubber . A few of the little things that I am in to are Castles , Vampier movies and Old Vincent price movies .... I love to shop and Big fan of big chunky knee boots and lots of latex catsuits haha !! I love Dark wave , Trance , techno , and synth pop .. Big fan of Lords Of Acid .. So any Lords fan'd please do get back .... Sorry this is so short but if you want to know more I guess you will have to email me now wont ya !! Rubber Hugs Kat
7:46:45 PM
exmachina

UHHH
7:47:10 PM
LDollyVita

he requested to be my myspace friend
7:47:13 PM
LDollyVita

THIS IS WHAT GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL WITH CONSTANTLY

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Whom I'd like to meet:
Let's see I would like to meet women that are in to the Rubberist life style and seen as i am ... Also some one that is reall and know's waht she wants . will not play games and in time would want to be best friends and form a bond and more ... It would be nice to talk to people also that are in to latex and rubber and all things kinky and frealy haha . Any Nice Rubberist Females out there get back and I would love to chat and may be more . I am switch ....

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://c.myspace.com/00027/59/03/27683095_l.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://img200.exs.cx/img200/1614/9800858724242380526sp.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

ok i don't care if people cut themselves, but that looks infected and she needs a tetanus shot right now.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

http://c.myspace.com/00027/59/03/27683095_l.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dwerd/March3rd/pony2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dwerd/March3rd/pony.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I love Britney too!

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

A boy actually called me on the phone to thank me for a myspace comment yesterday.

...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

thats so nice it's...creepy

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1220910&groupID=100002534&Mytoken=20050322100151

"what are the two most diverse bands you listen to?"

I Want Some Edible Underpants (M/19) answers:

Between the Buried and Me, The Locust.

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hannah has invited you to join PEEING IN GIRLS on MySpace.

MySpace Groups allow users to communicate on message boards, share pictures, journals and network.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

we're friends with a southern rock and roll camp for girls. there needs to be a noize edition.
m.

― starring msp as boingboing.net feed (msp), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS IDENTITY THIEFING BARELY LEGAL SLORE:

http://www.myspace.com/nickalicious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i m on myspace

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

GYGAX!

I totally just found my brother on myspace hahahahahahaha!

DO i LINK IT????

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

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cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103910077

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/myspace-apparently-lost-12-years-worth-of-music-and-almost-no-one-noticed/

― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

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