Heave Ho : The Heavening

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rodney dangerfield: the heebening

gershy, Saturday, 14 July 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOL

Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

LOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

btw LOLOLOLOLOLOL

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

OLO

am0n, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Lo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oLo0O0oL

Confounded, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

hehe

gr8080, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.gjdesigns.dk/animatedexpressions0606/l/GJ-LOL02.gif

chaki, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never been to Toronto Canada
I'm a faith healer
I've never worn a tie

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, August 16, 2007 4:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

jergïns, Thursday, 16 August 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

what's up with the html playground spamming, dude?

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 08:11 (sixteen years ago) link

it's dumb and i can't imagine it actually helps with ranking

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

hey are you Western educated or have you lived in Pakistan all your life?

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 14:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I ISN'T SAYING

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

what and how many languages do you speak?

gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

4 but i aint telling which ones
(aside from urdu & english)

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i figured you were whitey

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

don't want to spoil the mystique

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

whitey????? i'm brown like the sands of karachi beach (not that i give a fuck about race)

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

cut or uncut?

gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

cut, of course

Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

round brown and hella down

jergïns, Friday, 17 August 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm down with the brown

sanskrit, Friday, 17 August 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

no wonder americans are so well informed about the rest of the world

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

is he really banned?

gr8080, Monday, 20 August 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link

temp

jergïns, Monday, 20 August 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

what did he do?

gr8080, Monday, 20 August 2007 08:01 (sixteen years ago) link

HH - do u ever sleep?

gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

what time is it in karachi?

bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

9:33 am but i haven't slept all night

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link

get some sleep, boo

bell_labs, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

HEAVE HO = NEW JAYMC

chaki, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

can't, got wrk to do now

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

holler if u need guess papers.

gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

allah hafiz

Pablo A, Friday, 24 August 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

inshah allah

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

aww. ]:

W4LTER, Friday, 24 August 2007 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Friday, 24 August 2007 08:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Humourless Dutchies

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 10:51 (sixteen years ago) link

lol what did u say to piss Vido off

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

excuse me

could you please tell me where the toilet is?

I needed to go as a matter of urgency

Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

have sexy time with her

-- Heave Ho, Monday, August 27, 2007 12:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sanskrit, Monday, 27 August 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

cut-rate borat
-- Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:04 (3 months ago) Link

jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cut-rate+borat%22

#3, OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Confounded, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

The answers to "Ask Heave Ho", posted here so lady lxy will stay:

1- The best dish in karachi is "Students Biryani" OR Seekh Kebab at Mulla Halwai, also Nimko saddar's salty/crunchy snacks (but that's not really a "dish")

2- We don't drink or do drugs etc.

3- I've worn jeans in the past, dut don't remember the label

4- No

5- Yes

6- He probably will, yes, yes, very clean, green and uncluttered compared to Karachi

7- Yes she is, or used to be. I don't support her brand of politics though

Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

have u ever caught a student using a guess paper

am0n, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

we ask the questions here

despite the 'we don't do drugs' line, surely hash is available in karachi, right?

jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

8- using guesspapers is not an offense
9- yes it's available but normal folk don't use em

Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic169331.jpg

😭 (am0n), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link


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