the snorg girl looks crazy

"alligator"

kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.

but she has a nice big nose.

ok, i guess i'm alone here.

http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg
http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg

ok now im afraid

My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.

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WATCH OUT! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BRO!

pron intro up there. ^^

She's cheerful on the outside because she's dying on the inside.

Can't you see it? The barely contained emotional agony?

the snorg girl is a tragic figure, indeed.

i sympathize with her

tho i still think she's going to eat my soul

imagine for a moment if the snorg girl was a coworker.

She has Corey Haim Chronic Open-Mouth Syndrome.

she'd be an improvement over many of them, admittedly

imagine for a moment if the snorg girl was a coworker.

i'd probably eat the barrel of a pistol for lunch.

Or else she would.

jesus christ those shirts are aggravating

I GO TO AUBURN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT

ok i shouldn't be making fun of the snorg girl when <a href="http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=93442899&quot;>pictures like this</a> exist of me on the internets huh.

lololol i suck

I REGRET GOING TO MICHIGAN

Or else she would.

yeah, she would grin and say something WAY creepy about Satan and then kill herself in front of you

ally, you don't look deeply troubled, you just look like you're faking it a bit

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg

IM WATCHING U ALLY AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT

Not sure so much "kill herself" as much as "tear chest apart w/ her fingernails to reveal the rotted, malevolent thing inside, wearing the physical form like a cheap suit".

that is why i don't have pictures of myself on teh internets.

kenan, i don't ever trust your opinion of deeply troubled, you know this

I can see it already, the face would unzip down the middle first and begin to fall off her as she tore downward....

like her human form is some sort of chrysalis? i can see it.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8076/snog4nx8.jpg

i LOVE braves games...they're my favorite. i also have a strong appreciation for food..baby carrots and sushi are my number ones. I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellent.

I love my brother Rad, probably because his name is Rad, and he teaches me crazy things. I make cookies as a living so, i also enjoy working out. Also coloring is excellen

oh my god, she's retarded. i feel bad now.

laurel, that happens in the movie Naked Lunch, actually. And inside the woman suit is... ROY SCHEIDER OH NOES

this girl is going to be successful and happy and there's nothing any of can do about it

she looks like she's about to go down on something in all the pictures.

this girl is going to be successful and happy

no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.

She will marry rich, though.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/pandrews/walk4tookie.gif

ive been meaning to make some scoopsnoodle adam schefter pages w/the snorg girl for a while but the inspiration just never cam - tanx guys!

i just like that little dude, guys

i cannot believe y'all found other pictures of the snorg girl

no, she's already desperately unhappy, do keep up.

She will marry rich, though.

RUN AWAY, JIMMY TEH MOD

http://www.whatevs.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/snorgteesgirl.jpg

lololol i like that joek A+++

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2006/HandFace.jpg

there is nothing wrong with this photo

xpost there is something very wrong with that photo

theyre on her myspace xp

i just like that little dude, guys

he appears to be having the best bar mitzvah evar

"Guys, I have a great idea; let's all make a face... OUT OF HANDS!"

also schefterblog is down - some sort of universal balance is gone wrong - we have angered the snorg girl

I KNOW I KNOW I CANNOT GET ON SCHEFTERBLOG PLZ SNORG GIRL I AM SORRY BRING BACK THE INTERNETS A+ PREMIER BLOG ;_1

Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315

Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl

literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now

Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall

and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35