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As in, "Man, I caught a bad case of the snack in Tijuana."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Somewhere
Out there
In the pale sunlight
Sara's
Reading this thread
And getting dry heaves tonight...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dan, why are you wearing pants made of tortilla chips?"
"That's a funny story! You see, ..."

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

The secret Perfect Strangers episode, right there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan will now refer to his junk as the "snack pack".

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Available in kiddie sizes."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Now all you need is a marketing agreement with Disney.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/57/Huntssnackpack.jpg

OH GOD MY EYES.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Although this does imply that Warner Brothers might express more interest...

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I made this for all of you:

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― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT?> Anybody want to fix this and make me look less stupid?

One more time.
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3842/sealft3.gif

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahhh. That's better.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

John, use

*equals sign* is =
*quote* is "

I'm sure that is completely unclear.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

How is it that I forgot how thoughtful John and Jeff both are? How?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

My middle name is "Orange Dreme Hip Hop"! Weird.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, I was trying to be discreet when I didn't enquire about that with your parents on Saturday. Don't tempt me.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, I don't know if it's the shape or color of your testicles that I find most disturbing. OK, it's the packaging.

John, here: http://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_img.asp

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

It is certainly too bad that my anat and phys class won't hit the reproductive anatomy unit until the end of the semester.

Or wait, maybe that gives Dan adequate time to be our model for a day. (I don't think anyone would come at you with a scalpel...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW DO I CUM SCALPEL?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a turn-on for most, but I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, I think I found the lady for you:

http://www.gbcue.com/there/taco/catalogfhp.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hold the tomatoes, sour cream, and guacamole."

Wait, are you sure this person is right for Dan?

(Also, that pink belt really makes the outfit.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing I like more than a hot, pink taco!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

My deepest suspicions confirmed.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

How do I shot water out of my mouth in the manner of classic comic surprise?

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Silly.

You should know better than to put anything in your mouth while looking at this thread.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

In your ear, however -- go for broke.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW DO I SHOT COCK IN EAR?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, Dan.

http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/6500/6836-Guacamole-Face_w.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like the clambake was fun.

i'm never in town when fresh danny d is : (

i was up at big sandy lake in northern mn at my sis and bro-in-law's cabin. : )

it was fun. i rode a jet ski for the first time in my life. those buggers are fast! : )

when i was helping tie the pontoon boat to the dock my glasses fell in the lake : (

went to do karaoke and got drunk w/sis and bro and wifey at a townie bar in mcgregor called the buckhorn : )

wierd native american woman propositioned my sis and bro-in-law in front of me at the buckhorn [uncomfortable social situation emoticon]

my band is playing this friday at the turf with bridge club who are great : )

we are playing cuz we're subbing for malachi constant who broke up : (

i hope you all had a happy and healthy labor day weekend : )

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

M@tt, are you around during New Year's? Because there is an off chance that I WILL BE BACK.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I present to you:
Royal cat ganj chat!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osiylcnrhqo

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

M@tt, are you around during New Year's? Because there is an off chance that I WILL BE BACK.

Lock up the women and children. And, apparently, all the ears as well.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan's flava in ya ear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

It's difficult to say who would be more surprised by that.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

On an entirely different note, J. is at her first day of preschool. I dropped her off and left in tears. I still hate crying in public. Christ.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://johnnydepp161.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/crybaby.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

crotchamole

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

FB, were you trying to make an image appear? Or don't I want to know? I'm so torn.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I dropped her off and left in tears. I still hate crying in public. Christ.

But if you tell her that she'll cry some more. Oh wait.

(More seriously -- it's just the joys of motherhood. Next year when she's at senior prom you'll feel that special glow.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It is just crazy to me that I've been dying to get her to preschool and then I drop her off and immediately burst into tears. Idiocy.

Tonight is my first class as well, so possibly I am overwrought.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW, Ned, you think I'm going to let her go to the prom? Ha!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mean. Didn't YOU go? (Or should I ask?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

If you need someone to take her to the prom, I'll offer my services...as long as she pushes the wheelchair and makes sure I have a fresh oxygen tank.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

She will be about your ideal age by then, John!

(OOOOOH NO HE DIDN'T)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm like that guy that Anna Nicole Smith married. Except without all the money, and somewhat better looking.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I went to the prom twice. It was more fun my junior year (well, I did have fun with everyone but my date my senior year).

...Aaaaaand now we know why I have yet to introduce my daughter to John.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"and somewhat better looking."

How presumtuous of you.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

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So, if I've already asked, I'll ask again: Anyone wanna buy a Genesis or a Sega CD?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I just passed out again and fell in the hallway.
Hit my head on the way down and that's the only reason I remember falling. Don;t even remember how I got from the bathroom to the hallway.
lay there waiting until I could hear and see againbefore I got back up to take the pills that lay in and around my hand.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, that sounds like more than "just a cold." Get better!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, is a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door: Number 6(66)

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/WBOFT.jpg

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

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