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The Ghost of Dan Perry's sweet like Maraschino cherries.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm serious as Spencer when I say rhythm is a fencer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Sensational Sulk's a Situational Hulk.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Phil-two could rock an Up-do.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"Need a first name, Eddy? Chuck'll
do" said funny frosty Huk-L

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

There was a guy called Dan Perry
He popped a young girls cherry
She said, "I want it back"
but he said, "I can't do that"
while he danced and he drank and was merry.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Best not step to my man Haikunym
Else he'll knock you out with a flaming http://games.tom.com/zhuanti/fight/tujian/ryu/Thumb044.jpg

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

here i sit thinking about kate/eyecandyforthebrokenhearted
ew i farted

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

(that didn't come out right)

kate yr pictures are grate
your image i conflate
with sweetness on a silver plate

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

silver gelatin, more like.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahaha I get two about me! Awesome.

xpost

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Les boyaux de giboyeux
Sont royaux mais pleins de feux

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Mandee may very well taste like candee

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

C'est vrai, M. C'est vrai: chorizo for breakfast!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

DO YOU GET IT? SILVER PLATE?

They're all very much digital I'm afraid.

― Flava Flavs got problems of his own! / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

When, upon her breast the infant did suckle
Did his mom suppose he'd call himself Huk-L?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

when wond'ring aloud if he should them bite,
he was beatin' to the eatin' by a blur: M. White

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan, Dan!
He's our Man!
If he can't do it,
No one... will.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

While enjoying a marvelous journey through France
Who was accosted one night in Pigalle? Mr. Raggett
who looked at the bulge in the man's pants
and asked, "Are you gai to see me or is that a baguette?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Hurting, stop blurting.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

argh i should be "beaten" for fucking mine up

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Love em and leave em
That's the style of steve m

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

He is doubtlessly bright,
and quite erudite,
for he sidesteps the trite
and in French he'll endite.
For the most part polite,
he is known to delight,
but beware of his spite,
for the man has a bite.
He is hight Monsieur White,
our monophysite.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Casuistry's no mystery,
Just look to his history.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, see!
There goes Ms. Tray-cee,
she can be a bit lazy,
and occasionally hazy,
but never, no way, she,
could ever be crazy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

You'll encounter her wrath
If you call her a Goth.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 20 May 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

To do that I would not dare,
about my nads I certainly care.
Tho' I said she sure isn't crazy,
she ain't always as sweet as a daisy,
our favourite mongrel, the good Ms. Trayce.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 06:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Remy Snush was once essential
but events proved improv'dential
now his IL* contribution's limit
to hanging 'round the IL*-perim.
His paranoia (waning) waxes
and his real-life situ. taxes
his postings to this virtual forum
and validation by the quorum
is rambling, midnight drunken memos
which (when viewed) will cause him hemos.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

nate is great, bakes me a chocolate cake

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, gets no sex.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

blount I once thought v. suspicious
now I forward my best wishes.

For 'Ghost of Dan' I'll eat a shoe
for he lead me through Dr. Who.

And Jon, and Ian; Andrew, laura
in real-life friends, one can't ask more-a.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, burned-out wrecks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ILx, too poor for cheques.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ned, vic, and spencer, arthur, chaki
I ate me shoe, I'll eat a sock-i.
you're LA's finest, all things bein' clear,
I'd marry any ya's, if I was queer.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, Remy those are great! I was trying to come up with a rhyme for you, but I couldn't think of anything that'd rhyme with Remy or Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello likes to eat gello [sp?] whilst playing the cello!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Pink likes to sit in the sink when she has a drink

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ILE, it's nepotism for we!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Pinkpanther, er, um, er...I have no anther.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello Carlin eats lots of marlin

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

haha tracer i kiss you

there was a young lady named rainy
what a simply redoubtable lady!
(if anyone could make plain
what "redoubtable might mean,
good sir, please explain-ee)

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomas:

I haven't always known how we stood,
but in your photos I sense a good
and kindred guy, and very trusting
for posting undie pics (not!disgusting)!
despite some snarky trollish posts
I'm proud to share with you the boasts
of most revealing information
posted without hesitation.
We're I.L.E.'s very most candid,
even if in trouble landed
we by abusers and the lurks,
no harm to us, not by those jerks.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Geir, looks nothing like Molly Weir.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuomas, isn't the "uo" pretty much like the "wa" in "war"?

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In that addict guy Marcello
I sense a fairly decent fellow
if his posts do times offend
all will be righted in the end.
And as M. Carlin freq. espouses
We really are a bunch of louses.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Carlin, ain't nobody's darlin.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Remy, thanks fo the kind words. Made my heart warm.

Ole, yeah, I think so.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Anna, there's nobody cooler than her
Remy should win an emmy
Luna likes tuna
Dee likes brie
Sam like ham

(there's a theme do you see?)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link

PinXor, oh the sweet things she thinXor!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:10 (eighteen years ago) link

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Tbf I almost never FP anyone (I won't comment on the first two).

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

When Dr. Morbius prescribes
Your medicine is jabs and jibes.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal's a handsome and brave man,
as our heavy metallicized caveman.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

^dope

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

Actually all the revive posts have been quality

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

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