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Yes but what about your penis?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

and yet he not only opened the thread but bothered to post to it too. thanks for the scolding!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

very clever.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

One careful owner.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

you're still here

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

He was secretly hoping to see Ned's penis after all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

Where's Momus's penis when you need it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

can you please leave so i can showeth my wang in peace?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

That will never happen.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

My outrage is of the mock variety. (my penis isn't)

Oops you are a raft of lemons.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Is it a wang of peace?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

it's on wangs of praise regularly

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

still. here.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

It is a the wang of annoyance and malaise.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

what's w/ the olive branches to the raft of lemons?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

A wang so angelic it has wings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

Wangwings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

You are the wind beneath my wangs?

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oops if you told me yours was covered in gold and performed episodes of seinfeld in chinese I'd still think you were a twat.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

aren't there any other threads you disapprove of that you go damn and tell everyone you're above such things?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, that did make me laugh out loud.

x-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

but I didn't come to this thread to fight. so please, resume at episode 6 scene 5-jerry fears his greying hair means he is getting old

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

A twat wang? This is the wangiest argument ever.

x-post

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan's a wiener, not a fighter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a bratwurst.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is good! it makes me laugh and distracts me from the boob/bra threads.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

wieners don't use drugs.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

I resent it when people assume that wangs are just a joke.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

Share your wangst with us.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

wang wang wang (oh wait that's not a pun, is it)

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't that a Caberet Voltaire B-side?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

everybody wang chung tonight

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

I think Wang Chung is the reason wangs have gotten a bad rap.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't that a Caberet Voltaire B-side?

N's wiener is an obscure record by an influential band of art terrorists.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone ever done a wang rap?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

george michael.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

on a wang and a prayer

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

the 'inserting message' thing takes on new meaning with this thread

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

My cock:

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/cock.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link

it's not fancy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

it is very proud, though

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

mine is several shades darker than the rest of my body's skin tone, oddly enough. there's a mole-like spot on the head (no not that kind you sick fuxorz). curves to the left (my left, anyway).

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

wham! rap and he was gay w/ a police man, get it?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

Why did I click on this thread? I mean, i tried, but it wa simpossible to resist.

Oh and regarding foreskin you don't really get anymore pleasure from having it cause it ends up getting pulled back pretty quick.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

There are quite a few Wu-Tang I gotta big dick raps.

From Wildflowers, a Ghostface track,

"Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?
You crab bitch, chickenhead hoe, eatin' heros
I'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro[...]
I fucked you while you was bleedin, held you down in malls
Sexually you worshipped my di-dick like a cross[...]
But fuck it, I fucked you on a chair with three legs
Broken tables, had you screamin while you was bitin on my cables
Whistlin to the washing machine, I threw it on spin
If your pussy dry, spit on my dick and put it in
My dick's the bomb baby, marvelous hot steak
Plus I'm conceited Starks make the biggest so-called rape"

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago) link

'Jimbrowski' by Jungle Bros

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/tom_of_finland/tom_bikers2.jpg

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

'Marvelous hot steak' sounds curiously quaint.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

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Tuomas, when I called you to thread, it wasn't so much for a description of your penis as it was that a friend of mine had just posted pictures of his penis and I thought it was an interesting situation compared to your "casual nudity among friends" thread (and sorry if you've been pegged as "Mr. Casual Nudity Among Friends"). This situation seems like it's a bit different (formal nudity?).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

No problem, as I said on that other thread I find it no problem to appear nude, and I'd post a picture of my penis here if I'd own a camera and knew how to put pics on the InterWeb.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

annette backcracknsack?

From Hackensack, obv

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Well, see, and I'd look at your picture, T., but it would be entirely for prurient reasons.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

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