Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

― dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I FEEL LOVE

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'It's raining man!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

You've unleashed the fucking FURY!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"I desperately need to acquire some bullpen help and possibly some speed. I think I could do this by trading from my strength positions, namely my RBI guys and starting pitchers..."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"Missed!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

'George Kennedy was good in 'Cool Hand Luke', wasn't he?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE YOU RONALD REAGAN!

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"cue 'the living years'"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

your vagina is extra wide.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

'I'm gonna need those TCP reports on my desk by tomorrow'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"insane in the membrane! insane in the brain!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oopsie."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Thank you for saving me! But the princess is in another castle!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"System Dynamics Model of the Dark Night of the Soul!!!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Can we eat it?"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Lets. Push. Things. Forward."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, BITCH!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Calibrate me, Dick!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"You know, I hear the ending blows."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Do you take credit?"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"this is an introduction into sound"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A WEREWOLF

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"Stop that Geir!"

― Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"Godamn I love Elton John"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

";-)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's what astronauts drink."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Eh."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"I give up"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm drinking a soy latte/I take a double shotte/It stimulates my body/And you know I'm satisfied."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"porkchops and applesauce"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"marsha, marsha, marsha."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yay"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"WOO-HAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"Tom, delete ILX."

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"I win!"

― Kitten With A Whip, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"I hope I don't miss my cue, that'd suck"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"What! It's not over until someone bleeds."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's time to start RUNNING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"Pop a wheelie!"

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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GHISLANE!

― akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (three months ago) link

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― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 22:25 (three months ago) link

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― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (three months ago) link

Ah, middle age.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (three months ago) link

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