Will Greg Oden ever step on the court and play for The Miami Heat?

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System, Monday, 30 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

I think ILH was off its form on this one.

Aimless, Monday, 30 September 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

No, Oden will not play a single minute for The Heat.

yesterday
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVgIsD8CYAIkJzt.jpg

fit and working again, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

some things never change

Clay, Thursday, 3 October 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

He'd be pretty stupid not to ice them.

Aimless, Thursday, 3 October 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link

Should just get ice packs implanted in his knees.

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

note hes not just icing, hes icing while watching practice

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link

he's not even icing, thats just what his kneecaps look like now

10 of us otm

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 17 October 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link

"This has been three years for me, as long as it's no surgery, it's OK," said Oden, who last played in an NBA game in 2009. "This is going to be a long season, I'm going to get there."

this guy makes me so sad

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 October 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

My post was the most optimistic one on this thread and that was predicting he'd only average 3 minutes per game as the very best case imaginable. The question isn't if he'll contribute meaningful minutes. We all know he's cooked. He knows it, too. This is all about a kind of redemption, proving to the world he is willing to do whatever it takes to play. Yeah, it's sad, but he needs this to happen.

Aimless, Thursday, 17 October 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

seems like a really nice dude. I dont begrudge him for trying. nice of the heat to let him do it on their dime, too. haha

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 18 October 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

sucks that its all caused by his legs being different lengths cause of a botched surgery in high school

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

that and the gigantism

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 October 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

and being really big

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 October 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

Q: Has Greg Oden scrimmaged 5-on-5 since last Monday?

Spoelstra: "There's no new updates with Greg. He's doing work every day."

Q: But has he scrimmaged 5-on-5?

Spoelstra: "There's no new update. He's getting work every day. He's making progress."

http://touch.sun-sentinel.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-77901396/

Clay, Thursday, 24 October 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link

does preseason count

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix64QPX7xY8&feature=player_detailpage

proof of the existence of ghosts

Clay, Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

ugh he's still so top heavy

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 October 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

cool he can still dunk

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 24 October 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link

refs didn't have the heart to call him for a walk on his first play

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link

amazing that he's just 25, in addition to literally looking 45 it's seemed like forever since he's been on the court

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

upper body of a 25 year old, knees of a 95 year old, face of a 55 year old

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:04 (ten years ago) link

this guy makes me so sad

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 17, 2013 12:23 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

admire ur restraint, u were the guy going durants the truth in 07, oden aint shit, u could gloat now - but such gentle humanism from lag∞n... damn

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

this is why ilhoops is a gentle oasis in the desert of unchill haters that is ilx

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 24 October 2013 10:33 (ten years ago) link

lol he looked so shook blowing on his hands over and over

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

just thinking abt ades comment and its understandable that teams would want to take the center over the wing even tho durant was p obvs a generational talent, i mean it was the wrong decision but its understandable, but then just thinking like the blazers gave oden a check up before they drafted him, they knew one of his legs was wildly shorter than the other which is really well known to cause all sorts of injury up and down the body, and they still drafted him, that is insane

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Haven't seen this much excitement about a normal dunk since a girl did it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Will Greg Oden ever step on the court and play for The Miami Heat?

does preseason count

By the terms of the thread title, it would appear the answer is yes.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

preseason def does not count and i will tell you why, everyone involved in greg getting that one min playing time admitted that he wasnt nearly game ready and it was just for fun, ie it wasnt real playing time cause it wouldnt have happened in a real game, also it doesnt count cause it wasnt a real game, might as well give him credit for scrimmages or practicing free throws

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

he played

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link

how the hell are the Heat losing by 32 to Washington in the 2nd quarter

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/hL2LdUXDVUm

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

So far, he's played 2 minutes in the first half. 1-1 for 2 points and 1 rebound, so his per 36 is looking awesome!

Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link

uh, i know we're losing by 120 to the f--g wizards, but . . . oden!

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

~bizarre feelings~

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

just go with your feelings . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

he's the only player with a positive +/- right now

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/833731537.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

p good rebound tbf

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link

this is too real for me

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link

uh oh

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry 2m
LeBron/Oden pick and roll looks like a real thing

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN 2m
Man, LeBron/Oden pick and roll. He looks spry.

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 2m
ODEN LIVESSSS

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Dean Oliver ‏@DeanO_ESPN 2m
NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player. Not quite on same pg w/teammates yet. But he's looking good.

lol everyone calm down

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link

i wish it was my job to just prognosticate wildly

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link

lol everyone calm down

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link

NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player the greatest center in the history of professional basketball. Not quite on same pg w/teammates level with wilt chamberlin yet. But he's looking good almost there.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:11 (ten years ago) link

oden 2-2 for 6 points and 2 rebounds in 4 minutes, his PER is like 40

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link

he'll play, probably starting around christmastime. juwan howard found some garbage time minutes for them

― k3vin k., Tuesday, August 13, 2013 3:54 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

pretty close to nailing it.

Clay, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link

i thought of this thread when he was lumbering around on the court, picking up a foul on an overexcited block and jackson and van gundy were arguing about if he was ever a good #1 pick
felt like the definition of garbage time but hey, he's wearing the hat now

So, how many minutes per game did he average in the regular season? and in the playoffs?

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

2013-14 Regular Season 23 gp 9.2 mpg
2013-14 Postseason 1 gp 5.0 mpg

fit and working again, Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

ty. seems like a fairly light contribution for the money, but it's about 3x what the most optimistic ilhor (me) predicted.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOHqTOcG658

, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:53 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

cut today from the jiangsu dragons roster, "Oden's inability to catch on with the Dragons likely signifies the end of his professional basketball career."

best of luck, old man

claythebadposter (Clay), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:05 (eight years ago) link

uh oh

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry 2m
LeBron/Oden pick and roll looks like a real thing

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN 2m
Man, LeBron/Oden pick and roll. He looks spry.

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 2m
ODEN LIVESSSS

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 16, 2014 1:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dean Oliver ‏@DeanO_ESPN 2m
NBA: Uh oh. Greg Oden looks like he could be another top 10 player. Not quite on same pg w/teammates yet. But he's looking good.

lol everyone calm down

― lag∞n, Thursday, January 16, 2014 1:08 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link

http://www.oregonlive.com/nba/index.ssf/2016/02/greg_oden_cut_by_chinese_baske.html

the saddest detail:

Blazers Edge first reported the news, based on a Reddit post that cited a Chinese-language NBA message board.

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:26 (eight years ago) link

he had like one good quarter when he signed with the heat for a minute

Spottie, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 06:26 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/college/2016/10/27/greg-oden-m-still-trying-figure-out-my-life/92845362/

'Oden is enrolled this semester at Ohio State, a 28-year-old sophomore majoring in sports industry. When asked if he'd play basketball again, he said, "I wish. It's over."'

kubler-ross does it again

Clay, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

wow can he not get a good gig overseas?

Spottie, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.espn.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/18022504/greg-oden-says-remembered-biggest-bust-nba-history

"I'll be remembered as the biggest bust in NBA history," Oden told Outside the Lines. "But I can't do nothing about that."

nomar, Friday, 11 November 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

god I just want to hug this guy sometimes

frogbs, Friday, 11 November 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

such a mope

Spottie, Friday, 11 November 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

i wish him well on his journey of discovering what to do with the $30m he got for playing 100 basketball games, it cant be easy

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link

i wish him well as long as he figured out his anger issues and never hurts another woman again.

Spottie, Friday, 11 November 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link

fair

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

being roughly 7 feet tall and instantly recognizable to millions of people, and having a reputation as the sport's biggest washout, is not going to be emotionally simple to deal with, even with 30M dollars to ease the pain. as for physically assaulting a woman, that is obviously a much different issue and much less forgivable.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 11 November 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link

kinda unfair to call guys who washed out cause of injuries busts imo

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link

true. as I said far upthread, he was willing to do massive amounts of surgery and rehab to be able to play. his body just broke down way too soon. but even being the object of pity is definitely poisonous to one's mental health.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 11 November 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

yeah i mean ppl can be all fd up in the most privileged of situations, his while not perfect isnt so bad all things considered imho, which isnt to say hes undeserving of sympathy just that his outward circumstance doesnt look too shabby to me

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

it prob wld be uncomfortable to be that huge and recognizable tho

lag∞n, Friday, 11 November 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

also he is lebrons dad

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 November 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

"Basketball-wise... I would love to keep on playing but I think you need to be able to run up and down the floor?"

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 13 February 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

praying that Jabari Parker doesn't wind up the next Oden

frogbs, Monday, 13 February 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

ACL tears are a different beast.

Spottie, Monday, 13 February 2017 17:23 (seven years ago) link

Damn! I saw this revive and wondered morbidly if it was an RIP revive.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 February 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Still think he had gigantism and they covered it up

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

wld be p incredible if portland drafted a known giant with uneven legs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 01:51 (seven years ago) link

By "they" I mean oden's agents/family

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:01 (seven years ago) link

Boban has to have acromegaly right

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link

but the blazers cldve tested for it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link

due diligence for a guy who at 18 looked like lebrons dad and all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link

in the northwest we grow up with the stories of paul bunyan and do not fear gigantic men

Clay, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link


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