***** ******* and Mark J Penn are now friends.
^^fuuuuck
― banriquit, Friday, 27 June 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
N***** F****** is celebrating the last Independence Day under Bush/Cheney by shooting her friends in the face and waving her American flag thats made in China. 34m ago
― get bent, Friday, 4 July 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Max [of ILX] and P*** W*** became fans of Bacon.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 July 2008 07:59 (fifteen years ago) link
paul wall?
― get bent, Saturday, 5 July 2008 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i buy that
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 July 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
S****** L**** joined the group SociaGuys.
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1891/41/n17354834862_1579.jpg
Whether you’re here on business, out with the guys for the weekend, with your other half or just want to try something different, SociaGuys can help you get the most out of the diverse and exciting city of London.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
google-proofing this oneeee
(Name) added "I want to consid3r myself quite artistic so I like to th1nk of new and exciting s1tuations to imagine myself 1n - like r1ght now I am 1magining myself with a c1garette even though I find sm0king to be d1sgusting and not s0mething I would ever do. S0metimes I like to pr3tend I have a b0y @round atm, and th3n other times I r3member that b0ys just r3ally suck." to her interests.
― Tape Store, Thursday, 10 July 2008 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link
J** W******* went from being "it's complicated" to "in a relationship." With immediate followup pic even!
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
it does that automatically
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 July 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
G***** D***** became a fan of Tiny Mix Tapes.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 12 July 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link
T K attended POOL PARTYNIGGA.
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 July 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Ọ****** O****** still has not gotten an answer for his question: "If I ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same one as for this question?" 18m ago
(he's american btw)
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Phi1 P4terson joined the group Bring back King Size chocolate bars - twin packs are shit.
― gr8080, Sunday, 17 August 2008 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Jon Williams is wearing a Hannah Montana wig.
― harbl, Sunday, 17 August 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link
adam and i have our own group guys and it's really good
― harbl, Sunday, 17 August 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
P**** has given up trying to understand.P**** is broken.P**** has a headache and a very empty feeling house.P**** is wondering where he can apply for a total body transplant.P**** really misses his wife.P**** can't figure out how to repair his shattered world.P**** wants to know where the reset button is.P**** can't figure out how to change the message on the answering machine.P**** gave up and bought a new one.P**** invented a new word.P**** - Free to a good home. Almost house broken. Very affectionate.P**** wants to rewind the world by 12 months and start again.
― ŒƔƛƺȸɚɮʥᶄⱤstⱥ അുൠᚥ௸௵ⵞৠﬗѬ҈҉Ԋੴߥᚔଫ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
^ heartbreaking
― ŒƔƛƺȸɚɮʥᶄⱤstⱥ അുൠᚥ௸௵ⵞৠﬗѬ҈҉Ԋੴߥᚔଫ (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
: - o
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Thursday, 18 September 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
t/s: twittering being fired vs. facebook statusing divorce
:( :(
― nightmare sussudio (tehresa), Thursday, 18 September 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
P**** sounds kind of gross
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
But I say that about all men who claim to be "affectionate" so nevermind
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
oh lol hes talking about himself i thought he was getting rid of his wifes dog
― gr8080 (max), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
[trolling deleted]
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
F***** N****** is waiting for pizza to arrive. 48 minutes agoK*** B** P*** is easily convinced into pizza. 24 minutes ago
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
G**** H**** is gettin ready to go to a wedding... 3:29pmG**** H**** is in shock and utter despair... 10:09pm
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:\
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
what happen
― Mohammed Butt (max), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
You should email him one of those articles by confused older gentleman who worry that children reveal too much about themselves in cyberspace.
― caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
No! Really?!
― Michael White, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I just deleted a "friend" who was "updating" on the stock market all day long.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i deleted a "friend" (who added me for some reason even though i never talk to him in school) because he posted a lot of notes about how inspiring sarah palin is. it felt really good for a solid 3 seconds.
― lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Z*** L* thinks that person who did that in front of his car needs to seriously grow up!
― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
XXXX has a nanny.7 hours ago - 3 Comments
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
In the past day you were compared 4 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends.3:51pm
― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha oh god. the cruelty of facebook
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
0wen Robins0n is wondering if he has inadvertently joined a gay-friendly gym again.
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
_________ just had his ASS kicked by Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy. Where have you been all my life Aphex? YEH!!
― badg, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
A**** T****** is worried about the OH&S of anvils falling from the sky in Looney Tunes. John Snow & Ignasz Semmelweis would have a solution. Elmer Fudd is not in their league.
― UNEMPLOYED (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 November 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!
― ketchup dood (harbl), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually don't care if you've been able to survive Monday. No, I really don't. Really.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
So, I'll tell you what we're going to do: from now on, we're not going to make trite statements about the day of the week and your predictable feelings about it. Okay? Okay.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/trinidudes/statusupdate.jpg
― craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
;_;
― Om mani padmetino (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ok lol
― czn (cozwn), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
editing a facebook status to change an exclamation mark to a full stop c/d
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
there should be a one minute rule on that shit
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Did "Nick" have to set his relationship status to "in a relationship" just so he could make a big show of switching back to "single"?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i was wondering the same thing
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link