which city for GTA 5?

It says that I'm at 52% but I feel like I'm almost done.

it's jarring to see the GTA5 ads that feature a relatively clean-shaven Michael. i gave him a gigantic beard as soon as possible for some reason, and he looks kind of like the doctor guy on Lost, Jack Shephard, in the final seasons of the show when he was bummed and drunk and became a beardo.

this game is
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apparently it gets even better still after >70%

Haha I made all of them as beardy & long-haired as possible, as soon as possible, its esp weird seeing a clean shaven/un-afro'ed Franklin advertisement cos you realize he doesn't look just like Ice Cube

same. i have trev running around in a camo vest and no pants, with tattoos everywhere, big wraparound shades, and the mullet/beard combo.

how do you...take your pants off...?

i've gone for kind of short shorts, i dunno if you can actually select no pants, like you can't make them naked i assume but if you get a tattoo on the legs it shows him in his y-fronts etc, so presumably you can select that if you... so wish.

lol i fucked up the 'construction accident' random event. sorry man.

i've stayed away from random events after i attempted to help a damsel in distress and her and her pals, who were waiting around the corner, made swiss cheese of me.

I like how these games seem to always have pretty good, convincing voice actors you've never heard of as opposed to all those Steve blum cam clarke motherfuckers who shit up every other game with the one contextually inappropriate voice they can do

I'm jim cornette and that's my opinion

trevor often wakes up naked from a bender when you switch to him

I've got him in pants, beard & F U C K C O P S combo now too

F U C K C O P S is essential tatting.

Wish you could customise the tattoos further, a swearword on his forehead would be ideal.

i've stayed away from random events after i attempted to help a damsel in distress and her and her pals, who were waiting around the corner, made swiss cheese of me.

― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, September 24, 2013 8:18 AM (37 minutes ago)

Haha, I got lucky and had my shotgun out when that chick tried to lure me into an ambush. Definitely changed my opinion of random events afterwards at any rate.

that was one of the last moments of my "i don't know how to aim yet, and also i never really use my special ability" days

(i perished immediately)

i delivered some hitchhikers to a cult up in the mountains

i picked up some dickhead with franklin and i really wanted to take him to the cannibal cult but i guess that only flashes up for trevor, so we went to the gold club instead and he whupped me

golf club

i am stuck on the 2nd bail bond mission, those little pictures are hopeless. is there a way to bring up a satellite view map?

It took me SO LONG to find the stairs to the basement meth lab. Music kept pumping away excitedly while I was miserably searching every broom cupboard and loo.

I'm still on about 8%, kicking my heels as Franklin towing cars for crackheads and waiting on a real mission. I took Franklin to the pier and rode the rollercoaster and ferris wheel, so that was a nice respite from the aimlessness.

this is making me want to get an xbox 360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEp11B83wM

that backfire/gas trail one is so cool

no idea gas trails were even a thing

If you think I'm not going to stab a shark to death you are incorrect.

I just noticed that Outlaw Radio's host is Jesco White, aka "The Dancing Outlaw".

that reminds me. what are you supposed to do with the random stranger who is dancing?

whoa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UaL0bVXWns

Where are the cops in this game? Think I've got a star about three times so far despite killing anyone who crosses me.

tragically, Michael can not buy an earring in Ponsonby's to complete his midlife crisis, although Franklin can

I just noticed this earlier, and Franklin can't buy a tie, just a sort of Carlton Banks getup. Some nice Oxfords in Ponsonbys tho.

Kinda annoying they can't buy whatever. Really hope I can put Trevor in a suit at some stage.

seems like more colours and patterns unlock as you progress but each shop has a set style of clothing you have to stay within for the character

trying to nudge F and M towards more of Crockett/Tubbs thing but Michael's too schlubby and Franklin's too buff

No results found for "how to unlock pastel coloured t-shirts and suit jacket combinations in gta v"

I put Trevor in a suit right away. No tie, open collar - got it from the place where you buy Michael a suit early on.
Need new clothes for Franklin but he's got a bushy beard and Afro.
Michael is boring - stubble and slightly shorter or longer hair and that's it.

Where are the cops in this game? Think I've got a star about three times so far despite killing anyone who crosses me.

so it looks like there's an auction house
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/09/24/rumor-gta-online-has-real-cash-microtransactions/

Stole a Lear jet and panicked when I reached the edge of the map, tried to bank, crashed into the ocean

what looked likely to happen when you reached the edge of the map?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nba4OKeF1qzzh6g.jpg

so going onto the social club web site, and it looks like you can just view where all the hidden items are if you so wish.

keith morris as DJ of the punk station is a great touch

Kinda annoying they can't buy whatever. Really hope I can put Trevor in a suit at some stage.

You can buy some hilariously ill-fitting suits for Trevor at the discount store. I've had him running around in a gowdawful tight brown suit and lucha libre mask for a while.

apparently you can buy the soundtrack now but this is a decent chunk of it, not checked if it's the lot yet.

http://open.spotify.com/user/iamronan/playlist/4yQLva1WArRHDXF9k52xg5

someone else's playlist via my account, at that link, i take no credit.

<i>You can buy some hilariously ill-fitting suits for Trevor at the discount store. I've had him running around in a gowdawful tight brown suit and lucha libre mask for a while.</i>

I went to one of the upscale stores and got Trevor in a regular old suit. I don't know if they all stock different items, but it doesn't seem quite that limited. Kinda funny seeing him drop trou in that one cutscene while looking all respectable (well, respectable for Trevor, anyway).

I really liked the longshoreman task run, much more so than Franklin's similar tow truck missions. Kinda Shenmue-lite, but I always enjoy the crappy physics of the big vehicles in these games.

Pretty sure each type of store stocks the same stuff, with maybe a little bit of variation. Trevor's hilarious suits are all at the Discount Stores in the far left corner of the store. Some seriously awesome ones up in there.

apparently you can buy the soundtrack now

do you have a link? hopefully it won't be a direct rip from the game with all the hosts on the songs (nightmarish memories of djing and nearly playing raze 'break 4 love' with that mental vice city german dj screeching out)

i read it's on itunes. maybe not all the music but you do get the tangerine dream soundtrack.

more dum q's from me:

can someone explain the threaten/intimidation mechanic? during trevor's intro mish it says to do that to a guy. i had my gun on him for a long while, but nothing seemed to be happening. i shot near him, which caused a flinch, but that's it. i plugged him in the leg, which killed him. i'm expecting that to matter later on. but what was i supposed to do?