Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"I guess the pitcher does have a dead arm."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

I expected no less from Coach Bergman

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 23 September 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

"Every generation gets the Angels in the Outfield it deserves."

lazulum, Monday, 23 September 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

"The Washington Druids? Come on."

Poliopolice, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

"We need a miracle."

Z S, Monday, 23 September 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

"'Roids, man. 'Roids 'roids 'roids 'roids 'roids. We're all on 'roids."

Philip Nunez, Monday, 23 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

"He throws a mean knuckle ball."

(I have no idea wtf a knuckle ball is. I'm not from a country where baseball is a thing)

Øystein, Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

Best closer in the game.

zvookster, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

"If they're taking the ball from this guy, I don't even wanna know who's in the bullpen."

zvookster, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/g290/130923_contest_g290.jpg

  • "Yes, he's still out there—and he looks serious."
  • "Incredible! We still get Saturday deliveries."
  • "I hope it's chocolate."

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

"I've changed my mind. My place!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

"i hope it's chocolate" is dreadful, really awful

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

"He's eaten the 'beware of the dog' sign again."

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

xpost you know it will probably win!

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

"I hope it's a chocolate chain."

conrad, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

^ strategic, adaptive, could go far

hey racists can be joyless too yknow (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

"well, it is a very nice bush"

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

"Dum, da da dum da da dadadaaa dummm"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

"Talk about being CHAINED down by a mortgage!"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link

Me and my crew got the whole city lock yuh know

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

The Wizard of Oz terrified him when he was little.

Øystein, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/30/g290/130930_contest_g290.jpg

  • "I mean, there are closers—and there are closers.
  • "I hope Skip doesn't ask me to sacrifice."
  • "Watch out for the knuckleball."

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

"Howdy"

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

"your move" obviously :(

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link

"Did you see Knight Rider on TV last night?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

your move, good

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

"they call me... El Shaped Movement"

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:47 (ten years ago) link

"turn around, walk back three paces, one to the side, and shoot"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

'your move' is as good as it will get. another stinker of a cartoon.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

"Have you heard that band that Ben Goldacre's mother was in before she was in Fox?"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:34 (ten years ago) link

"Ever get the feeling you're a pawn in a larger game?"
"Not exactly"

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

"It's all in the game"

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

eh, I don't think it's so bad a cartoon, though I wonder why the hell they're cyclops.

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

"I've got my eye on you"

conrad, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

"I'm your evil self! I'm gonna FUCK SHIT UP!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:57 (ten years ago) link

"In a dream I saw Krusty the Clown in priestly clothing, slashing diagonally toward Marge Simpson"

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

"I don't care about the damn ASPCA , it's just not the same."

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

"Wanna do a little 'Brokeback Mountain'"?

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

"You can't find a black square neither huh?"

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

"We don't play by your rules out here."

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link

"If we take our horses' eyes, we'll each have two!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

"My brother gots a castle!"

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:59 (ten years ago) link

"Howdy - the name's Gary Kasparov."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

"Knight sounds so pretentious -- I much prefer horsie."

Øystein, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

"Well, I guess this is normal, then"

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

"This grips me more than would a muddy ol' river or reclining Buddha."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

"I hope it's chocolate."

MR. FOOFRAM (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

"Knight fever, knight fe-vah! We know how to do it!"

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link


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