Should Pope Francis sell the family jewels?

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Jesus probably didn't look like Jesus tbf

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

“It is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time,” the pope told the Rev. Antonio Spadaro, a fellow Jesuit and editor in chief of La Civiltà Cattolica, the Italian Jesuit journal whose content is routinely approved by the Vatican. “The dogmatic and moral teachings of the church are not all equivalent. The church’s pastoral ministry cannot be obsessed with the transmission of a disjointed multitude of doctrines to be imposed insistently.

first part of this quote could just as well be him deflecting the unpopular discussions. all of it could, tbh? i'm not seeing a clear positive message of change here, really.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

nice post k3v

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Friday, 20 September 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

xp, maybe, but it does sound to me like he's telling priests to back off on the sex-control a bit. That 'imposed insistently' in particular suggests possible change in practice. I mean, yes I am suspicious of the RC church & am holding back from cheerleading Francis but… it's tempting.

woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

'jeez already ease up dudez'

j., Friday, 20 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

if he'd've come straight out and said "i'm bringing gay sexy back" he'd be dead by now tbf

Tyskie in the giro (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I think this is what change would look like… some casual non-ex-cathedra stuff like this, then maybe some more serious pronouncements saying that eg if condoms can save lives, it becomes a moral decision for priests on the ground - ie give the liberal wing of the church a bit of room & some weight.

woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

and then st peters will turn into a giant abortion clinic run by gays

woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

all because we abandoned the latin mass

woof, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

I welcome this new Catholic gay disco and wish it many pills

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Can sum up this papacy so far in three words: FRANKIE SAY RELAX.

hipster racist (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:19 (ten years ago) link

it's ok, he's an arsehole after all http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/20/pope-catholic-doctors-refuse-abortions

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:23 (ten years ago) link

oh c'mon, that's not gonna change.

My Jesuit relative-by-marriage has been on every damn cable news show in the last 48 hours.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link

gotta love how me and morbs are over here being the catholic iatees, but morbs otm

druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

I sorta think there is a God, and he is going to send most of the Catholic hierarchy to hell.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

(he or she obv)

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

Can sum up this papacy so far in three words: FRANKIE SAY RELAX.

― hipster racist (King Boy Pato),

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/10/02/world/europe/pope-assails-bureaucracy-of-church-as-insular.html?from=homepage

Francis has made clear that he wants not simply to clean up scandals, but to rid the church of careerists, climbers and those who value clerics more than the laity. He said in the interview, “Clericalism should not have anything to do with Christianity.”

He said the Curia should be like a “quartermaster’s office” in the army because it was meant to manage “the services that serve the Holy See.” He said the problem is that the Curia has a “Vatican-centric” view that “neglects the world around us.”

“I do not share this view, and I’ll do everything I can to change it,” he said.

j., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

damn this pope is so baller

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

who was the last pope to get assassinated by malcontents from within

j., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

this guy is really really fascinating, can't wait to see what he does next.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

who was the last pope to get assassinated by malcontents from within

― j., Tuesday, October 1, 2013 11:06 PM (1 minute ago)

that guy in the godfather 3

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link

^that was JP I, yeah

didn't see this til today.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link

Proselytism is solemn nonsense, it makes no sense

<3

Fizzles, Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

seriously, if this guy survives the year, then I will be really ~amazed~

also I'm all about the Vatican putting together an XI for a cricket match against the Anglicans

The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:27 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/10/us/conservative-us-catholics-feel-left-out-of-the-popes-embrace.html?hp&_r=0

lotta chumps sure seem to know better than their spirit-prince how to be catholic

j., Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

omg

“There have been bad popes in the history of the church,” Mr. Skojec said. “Popes that murdered, popes that had mistresses. I’m not saying Pope Francis is terrible, but there’s no divine protection that keeps him from being the type of guy who with subtlety undermines the teachings of the church to bring about a different vision.”

j., Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

yes!! prophecies!!!

Some conservative Catholics are sharing prophecies online that foretell of tribulations for the church. In one, an Irish woman predicted that Benedict would be held hostage. Others cite the German mystic Anne Catherine Emmerich, who wrote of a “relationship between two popes,” one who “lives in a palace other than before,” which some now see as a reference to Benedict, who resigned as pope early this year but still lives in Vatican City. During this time there arises a “false church of darkness.”

j., Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

A pity Nino, Alito, Roberts, and Slobbo weren't quoted.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

What kind of a Christian tells an atheist he has no intention to convert him?

The best kind!

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

i got good LOLs from this article

the late great, Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

The sly kind

golfdinger (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

The article does not really deliver on the promise of the headline alas.

Matt DC, Friday, 15 November 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

strong like bull

j., Monday, 18 November 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link

strong enough to create a rock that he cant lift

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 05:16 (ten years ago) link

good piece

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Monday, 18 November 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link

Obv not a medici pope.

Aimless, Monday, 18 November 2013 05:36 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/22/opinion/conservative-view-of-pope.html?_r=0

I am not anti-pope. Popes are infallible only when speaking ex cathedra on matters of faith and morals. Pope Francis’s off-the-cuff remarks during an interview do not have to be supported to remain a Catholic in good standing.

BRIDGET KURT
Smyrna, Ga., Nov. 18, 2013

BRING ON THE ANTIPOPES

j., Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

An apostolic exhortation!

Human beings are themselves considered consumer goods to be used and then discarded. We have created a “disposable” culture which is now spreading. It is no longer simply about exploitation and oppression, but something new. Exclusion ultimately has to do with what it means to be a part of the society in which we live; those excluded are no longer society’s underside or its fringes or its disenfranchised – they are no longer even a part of it. The excluded are not the “exploited” but the outcast, the “leftovers”.

In this context, some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world. This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naïve trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system. Meanwhile, the excluded are still waiting. To sustain a lifestyle which excludes others, or to sustain enthusiasm for that selfish ideal, a globalization of indifference has developed. Almost without being aware of it, we end up being incapable of feeling compassion at the outcry of the poor, weeping for other people’s pain, and feeling a need to help them, as though all this were someone else’s responsibility and not our own. The culture of prosperity deadens us; we are thrilled if the market offers us something new to purchase; and in the meantime all those lives stunted for lack of opportunity seem a mere spectacle; they fail to move us.

http://www.salon.com/2013/11/26/pope_francis_capitalism_is_a_new_tyranny/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

really interesting. key gesture that separates what he's saying from marxist leftism is that distinction between "exploited" and "excluded"--a question of mercy rather than justice. both have their place, i suppose, and im glad he's willing to speak up for the former.

ryan, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

49. Let us go forth, then, let us go forth to offer everyone the life of Jesus Christ. Here I repeat for the entire Church what I have often said to the priests and laity of Buenos Aires: I prefer a Church which is bruised, hurting and dirty because it has been out on the streets, rather than a Church which is unhealthy from being confined and from clinging to its own security. I do not want a Church concerned with being at the centre and then ends by being caught up in a web of obsessions and procedures. If something should rightly disturb us and trouble our consciences, it is the fact that so many of our brothers and sisters are living without the strength, light and consolation born of friendship with Jesus Christ, without a community of faith to support them, without meaning and a goal in life. More than by fear of going astray, my hope is that we will be moved by the fear of remaining shut up within structures which give us a false sense of security, within rules which make us harsh judges, within habits which make us feel safe, while at our door peole are starving and Jesus does not tire of saying to us: “Give them something to eat” (Mk 6:37).

goin so hard, what a boss

j., Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

Wow this Pope rules.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 29 November 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I keep thinking there's gotta be a catch.

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Friday, 29 November 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

there usually is when they give you something to eat

j., Friday, 29 November 2013 01:56 (ten years ago) link

can he save K Lo's soul

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 29 November 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

The less-than-awesome stuff this Pope has already been involved in has been cataloged already, and shouldn't be dismissed, but I admit, I'm impressed with the economic-morality stance. Not to mention making those positions the first points of the document.

Simon H., Friday, 29 November 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link

Its sweet he wants to wade in on this kinda thing, but who exactly do ye imagine is about to take budgeting advice from il papa?

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 29 November 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link

cheer up goth

When we are in a state of sin, we are like "human bats" who can move about only at night. We find it easier to live in darkness because the light reveals to us what we do not want to see. But then our eyes grow accustomed to darkness and we no longer recognize the light.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) April 22, 2020

nashwan, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 10:23 (four years ago) link

tl;dr: Corona - sinful human bats did it, to the rhythm of the night.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 11:29 (four years ago) link

What is it like to be a human bat

silby, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Well now

The pleasures of a well-cooked meal or loving sexual intercourse are "divine" Pope Francis says in a newly-published book of interviews.https://t.co/u6Mso7CrAZ

— RTÉ News (@rtenews) September 9, 2020



Pope Francis, swap Hannibal voice notes with me, you’d be well into it 🖐🏻

scampo italiano (gyac), Thursday, 10 September 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Seems good?

Pope Francis calls for civil union laws for same-sex couples https://t.co/Gv7KDM1fqP

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 21, 2020



The pope gave an interview to the filmmaker, Evgeny Afineevsky, saying that “homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family.”
“They’re children of God and have a right to a family,” the pope said. “Nobody should be thrown out, or be made miserable because of it.”

scampus milne (gyac), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

has rod dreher commented on this y/n

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

Rod Dreher already ditched catholicism for not being conservative enough and is now orthodox.

This does seem good, but notable that it's just something he's said off the cuff to a documentarian, and not something that he has said in a formal statement.

I also worry that the next pontiff will be more conservative than Bergoglio

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

I worry he'll be more conservative than Ratzinger.

pomenitul, Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

there's a difference between homosexual acts and homosexual relationships which is always going to be unresolved in this context

boxedjoy, Thursday, 22 October 2020 07:52 (three years ago) link

This does seem good, but notable that it's just something he's said off the cuff to a documentarian, and not something that he has said in a formal statement.


True, but he’s the Pope, not some Tiktok kid who’s going to put up a hasty Notes app clarification. I see this (or choose to see this, w/e) as him reaching out to younger and more liberal lay Catholics.

scampus milne (gyac), Thursday, 22 October 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

https://catholicherald.co.uk/pope-francis-rants-against-delinquent-priests-who-withhold-absolution-2/

Priests should grant absolution in the confessional even when the penitent has no intention to repent, the Pope has said in a speech which has shocked seminarians.

The Holy Father put aside a written speech, describing it as “boring”, and delivered an off-the-cuff address to seminarians from Barcelona, Spain, in which he frequently used foul language.

...

According to reports, Francis also used his speech to rant against “f***ing careerists who f*** up the lives of others”.

The Pope also criticised “those who climb to show their a**”, the Italian media outlet Daily Compass reported.

jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:41 (one year ago) link

hahahaha, WHAT?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:55 (one year ago) link

the pope said "fuck" in his speech? 2023 is looking up

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:55 (one year ago) link

this is the day he finally became pope

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 05:59 (one year ago) link

Francis has had it up to here with these fuckers

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2023 06:33 (one year ago) link

Is this the Catholic Onion?

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 19 January 2023 07:25 (one year ago) link

It sounds like it, right? I had to check. It looks like a conservative/traditional Catholic publication, which means that it's probably interested in making the Woke Pope look bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Herald

jaymc, Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:52 (one year ago) link

yep

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 January 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link

But did he say the f word? As long as that still happened

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link

God I wish I was Catholic right now

hrep (H.P), Friday, 20 January 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

i am, for this week at least. the pope fucking made me catholic

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

sorry ukraine but how is he going to heal the great schism if he can't win over the third rome?

your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:39 (eight months ago) link


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