and now i promise to ONLY post horrible inspirational gifs on here for all time.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link
trippy mane
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:22 (ten years ago) link
if you freeze-frame, you get the most awesome images.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link
its modern art. and the freeze-frames also really remind me of basquiat. the whole thing kinda gives me flashbacks a bit to the 80's. like listening to coil on drugs and seeing basquiat paintings.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
I luv u scott
― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link
What is the awful thing we do? Drink bottles with screw-off caps?― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, September 19, 2013 1:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rifle ghoulishly through the stomachs of dead animals, i think.
― fake penthouse letters mcgee, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
doesnt sound so bad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link
That vidddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeOU
bzzzt shshshshsh pwowwww kt kt kt
― cardamon, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link
someone make me a gif of a beautiful meadow with scenic views and not a soul around and in big letters have it read EVERYBODY JUST STAY HOME.
that should be the message of all the eco-guilt pictures. just don't do anything. and for heaven's sake don't go snow camping in the wilderness. just lock your door and never come out. they never say that though. everyone is always tramping through the pristine wilderness to tell you how great AND fucked up it is. you can't have it both ways. can you?
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link
there are split second scenes in that simpsons thing that will blow your mind. i went back and froze a bunch of them. so amazing.
i hate the subheds on those Upworthy articles, the ones that show up under the link on facebook that read like
They thought it was great until they found out what she really meant.
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what happens in this video that will make you want to kill yourself then hug a koala then kill yourself
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
kinda wanna make a thread for fake upworthy titles
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link
wait til you see what this one enterprising message board poster did
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
It Will Make You Poop A Little
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
This One Kid Came Up With A Way To Make Energy Out Of Poop And Then They Killed Him Found Out Why
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
im about to call someone you love very much fat and youre not going to like it
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link
wayyyy too specific
This One Kid Did Something Craptacular And What Happened Afterwards Will Make You Want To Throw Yourself And Your Loved Ones Into A Vat Of Boiling Razorblades
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
youll never believe what this one kid said about your mom
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link
real ones:
Try To Watch Their Answers To A Beautiful Question And Not Smile. I Dare You.
Talk Show Host Makes All Other Hosts Look Absurd During Devastating Monologue
One Infographic You’ll Want To Take To The Grocery Store And Tape To Your Fridge
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:03 (ten years ago) link
because that's where i keep my fridge. at the grocery store.
This One Kid In My First Grade Brought a Elephant To School
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/UpworthySpoiler
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link
This one kid did something that will make you cry. And then you will kill him. And then you will die.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link
This One Twitter Did Something So Atrocious It'll Make Your Spleen Crawl Out Of Your Butt And Start Talking To You About Sports You Don't Watch
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:07 (ten years ago) link
dont watch this video its too real for you you fucking coward half-man
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link
If You Listen To What These New Yorkers Say And Are Not Angry, You Live In Another World From Me
His Beautiful Philosophies About Life Will Make You Feel OK That We’re Running Out Of Oil
Watch A Man Playing Piano In His House After The Floods For A Heartbreaking Reason
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
took me three tries to get that first one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
Adam Mordecai I write stuff for Upworthy. I want my gay friends to be able to get married. I want my undocumented friends to gain citizenship. I want everyone to have healthcare. I want the media to do their job. And I want politicians to learn shame. Also, side note, I think Jon Stewart is some sort of oracle. You can find me on Twitter, like my stuff on Facebook, and read my long winded ranting on Quora.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
Adam is the best:
Dear White People: Could You Please Do Something About Your Scarier White People?
A Country Killed A 16-Year-Old American Boy And Wouldn't Explain Why. Guess Which One.
His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me A Little Sick.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link
two people on my facebook shared that last one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link
Carolyn Silveira I’m working on big ideas and a small garden. I believe there’s plenty of planet, plenty of money, and plenty of love to go around. People are my passion, and while talk is cheap, conversation is priceless. Follow me on Twitter to swap links and see pictures of my garden, and get loud and radical with me on Facebook.
― scott seward, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link
― ^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Thursday, September 19, 2013 3:07 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That made me laugh and laugh.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
This follow up made me very happy.
Simpsons video was quite interesting, I couldn't watch it all in one sitting but it was really captivating for being both so foreign and so familiar.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:02 (ten years ago) link
beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh)
Fuck you, birds
― emilys., Thursday, 19 September 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/578483_401924979907573_283221902_n.jpg
Posted by a well-meaning but fairly dull posh chap, one of those who is always trying to fit in with the 'geeks' even though he isn't really one himself.
― hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Thursday, 19 September 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link
there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys. this is a stupid game
― Lee Ranaldo's Putting Challenge (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 19 September 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1235111_10151983342593465_998021929_n.jpg
― ailsa, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link
oops, huge, sorry.
That husband one makes me IA.Actually so does the karma one.
Nice work, everybody.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
The karma one makes me want to irrationally listen to Lords of Acid.
― how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
That husband one makes me IA.
Me too!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link
or are you RA?
ladies believe in yourselves --bob marley
― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link
there must be millions of 16-year-old American boys.
Nope, now there's 999,999.
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
The husband one reminds me of all those fucking advertisements with the hot wife doofus husband formula.
― Evan, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
if your husband requires constant supervision, you may have made a mistake!
― ian, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
Or you may be married to an actual child! Check the laws in your area.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link
been in full busy working dad mode lately so really not appreciating that trope right now
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
It's super fucking insulting. It's also like the whole "men just don't see dirt the same way women do" crapola in that buttheads use it to excuse shitty/lazy behavior.
Like, I was in a diner for lunch a couple of weeks ago and they were playing the Steve Harvey show and he was doling out advice. One woman called in to ask how to deal with her husband and sons' habit of pissing all over the bathroom (she was very specific and said they would pee on the toilet, floor, walls, and sometimes towels) and Steve Harvey was like "Men just can't aim! You just have to deal with it!" And it's a good thing I was really into my minestrone soup or I might have just burned everything down right there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
waht
― Neil S, Thursday, 19 September 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link