in what year will tim tebow play his last down in the nfl?

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So who voted 2012?

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://www.gofundme.com/bringbackTEBOWTIME

mookieproof, Monday, 15 September 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

$440 of 500M
Only 55 days left to reach goal!

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

by the same guy:

Let me start by saying: I'm an all-American, heterosexual Bruce Springsteen freak. He's my blood brother, my muse, my religion. There's nothing I'd rather do for three hours than be at a Springsteen concert. And when I say "nothing," I do mean nothing.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 September 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Sincerely yours, this is Stan

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

for the first time in my life i had to consider the existence of springsteen/tebow slash fic

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 September 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

I'm just shocked to see that Stan got a pouncey brother to compliment someone who didn't kill a guy.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

Let me start by saying: I'm an all-American, heterosexual Bruce Springsteen freak. He's my blood brother, my muse, my religion. There's nothing I'd rather do for three hours than be at a Springsteen concert. And when I say "nothing," I do mean nothing.

― call all destroyer, Monday, September 15, 2014 3:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing except blow Springsteen or Tebow. One has to ask why Jeter is being ignored here, he usually is discussed hand in hand with such worthies.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 05:33 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://twitter.com/TheCauldron/status/635273353566265344

whoever voted 2012 can rest easier tonight

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 23 August 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

bless him for knowing there was no way in hell he was making that throw on the run

call all destroyer, Sunday, 23 August 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

TEBOW

johnny crunch, Saturday, 5 September 2015 06:01 (eight years ago) link

damnit

johnny crunch, Saturday, 5 September 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/champ-bailey-practice-tim-tebow/281814

“He just didn’t look good in practice,” Bailey explained. “He was not great in practice. When you tell the scout team to back off of a guy, let him make some plays and make some throws, that’s not a good practice player.”

Bailey added that the scout team was told they had to “let (Tebow) get in a rhythm” to boost his confidence.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

he seemed really good at talking about college football on tv a couple years ago...

brimstead, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

so for the record here, it's looking like 2015

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

er 2014

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

well if preseason counts he played game4 phil vs nyj this year and looked p good. like I wonder if there are eagles fans currently saying theyd take him over sanchize rn?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

devil's bargain either way imo

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

http://jezebel.com/miss-universe-allegedly-dumped-tim-tebow-because-he-ref-1745203158

SMFH tebow

k3vin k., Monday, 30 November 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Quarterback Tim Tebow is exactly as old as Al Green was the day his girlfriend assaulted him & then committed suicide. This will cause Green to have a spiritual reawakening (10,415 days).

http://exactlyasold.com

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

what is the legislative equivalent of having a football bounce off of your helmet? is it calling your friend running for President a "bro with no ho" on a hot mic?

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 15 April 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

I really wanna see the home run trot that ends with him kneeling on home plate

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Watching Tebow get hit in the head with a baseball isn't going to be nearly as funny, though.

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

he's gonna make jordan look good

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

ffs

Update on a former first-round pick: Tim Tebow recently worked out for the #Jaguars, source said, and there has been at least some discussion of him signing. Oh, and he’s a tight end now.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 29, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

Ahahhahhhahahaha

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 00:15 (two years ago) link

The Blake Bortles of the Future?

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 30 April 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

blatant jersey sales signing - which seems to work frequently in Jax

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 May 2021 12:53 (two years ago) link

fucking hate him with every fiber of my being

shitty for the guys who are out there trying to make a roster to lose it to a stunt

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 May 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link

yeah it's fuckin' ridiculous.

can't wait til he fumbles his first ball and people start chanting SHITBOW

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 May 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

I think Tebow probably 'had' the skills at one point to become an H-back/TE type player, Belichick tried to talk him into changing positions for the Pats a decade ago. I got to think the first time he gets really f'n hit, it will be surprise as he has not had that happen to him for over a decade.

Keep in mind Taysom Hill is 31, but he can throw a football a bit more than Tebow ever could. Would not doubt Tebow gets carried on the roster and probably out of doing special teams (for a backup TE). That said, if he can still run and is better at routes than throwing - slight chance of it working I suppose. Tebow was always really good at running short yardage type plays and still might be ok at doing some Wildcat like stuff he did at Florida.

earlnash, Friday, 21 May 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

It's wild that they gave him a full contract when he has basically zero experience as a blocking tight end or as a route runner. At best, he's a run-first FB who can help with gadget plays.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

there's a negative one million chance that any other 33 washout who hasn't played football in 6 years would even be invited to camp to compete for a practice squad role

fuck this republican cracker

two months pass...

lol

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

great thred

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 14:07 (two years ago) link

it sucks that Tebow is such an exhausting person who got a stupid amount of media coverage because he was genuinely one of the least skilled people in an important position to win a playoff game in any sport, I don't think we'll ever see anything like that again. then again nobody that shitty would ever even get a chance if not for the TEBOWMANIA bullshit. still can't believe the dude turned down what might've been a multiyear NFL career cuz he didnt want to be a tight end. what an incredible dipshit

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link

I'm wondering if he sees the natural endpoint of his career as becoming an evangelist, doesn't want to become one, and is trying to postpone what he sees as the inevitable.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

just came up on random (god's will)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJoAwt3qL8Y

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link


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