ballin' on the other hand..
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
So come on shorty if you think you can roll / with an iced out player balling out of controll
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Monday, 16 September 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
control even
contrlol
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link
I don't think cops have different rules for hugging than anyone else -- like any touching, it's all about whether it's reasonable under the circumstances and whether it's unwanted. If the cop went to hug you and you winced and drew away and they did it anyway, or if they just like snuck up on you and hugged you out of nowhere that'd probably be a minor form of assault.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link
what_if_cops_had_a_quota_for_hugs_instead_of_arrests.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
In the UK they call it "huggery"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
However if you don't allow a cop to gently wipe a tear from your cheek you can be charged with resisting caress.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
haw
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 September 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
I never made it to the end of that gif, giving up at the Russian adoption.
But hey, it's all here in jpg form.
http://crazywatergirl.tumblr.com/post/61311713238
btw, I really wish I was still the person who had never made it to the end of that gif.
― pplains, Monday, 16 September 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
"Oh hi, I enjoyed the beginning of Up"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
what the hell was that
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1511405/what-the-hell-was-that-o.gif
― Marlo Poco (Phil D.), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTL5piAIQAAWiEf.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Love the matter-of-fact tone of this one. Children with Elmo dolls are experiencing these nightmares, nbd, let's just accept Sesame Street merchandise has occult properties and move on.
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
What? That is such a weird claim to make!
It's so weird that I can't help but think it's viral marketing for a horror movie (that I would totally see) or a companion piece to some bit of "weird twitter" morbidity.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
http://www.warrens.net/publishImages/Annabelle~~element218.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
Does that imply that the dark spirit has left the "host" of cookie monster and moved to elmo?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
Maybe it's christian propaganda, like your kids should only be sleeping with jesus dolls or something.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
What go people worried about this was not because the children were having nightmares, but that all the nightmares were the same. They were all eaten alive by a ravenous "cookie" monster with a terminal case of the munchies.
― Moodles, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link
lol, I clicked on the tumblr that had that entire anigif laid out on it, looked at the scroll bar and went "no fucking way"
― WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Oh no you should totally look at the whole thing.
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
― carl agatha, Monday, September 16, 2013 4:44 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
people make up "creepypasta" shit all the time, for no reason other than the thrill of the creep
― fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/char_97771.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
Crepeypasta:
http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ZUgt3Dc5MahLqq4hTVzY7w/l.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TN65064lg.jpg
― carl agatha, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
what is creepypasta?
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
4chan thing
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
creepypasta - creepy version of copypasta - copypasta - stuff that gets copy & pasted everywhere - basically the stuff on this thread.
― emil.y, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
thank youi was not aware of that etymological development!
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Watchers
― Mordy , Monday, 16 September 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
thanks for the nightmaresyikes
― no fomo (La Lechera), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link
http://townsendlab.berkeley.edu/sites/all/files/Benjamin%20On%20Language%20as%20Such.PDF
Sounds like this Benjamin fellow needs to meet my pal Ludwig...
"Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen."
You can understand it even if you can't speak German! :)
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Or... TDCRPS (too Deutsche, can't read, perhaps Scots) - "If ye cannae speak, ye'll ha'tae haud yer wheesht."
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
Oh and as far as the legality of cups distributing cuddles to criminals goes, the UK PM made a famous policy speech dubbed "Hug A Hoodie". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5166498.stm Went down a treat with the chattering classes.
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link
and this lad http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article215383.ece/BINARY/david-cameron-and-ryan-florence-pic-getty-523799167.jpg
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
cups = cops. I hate spelling x-post
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:33 (ten years ago) link
I thought it was just what Brits called the police.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Aye, it is...
― I have gathered no gaudy flowers of speech in other men's gardens (dowd), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
cupful of cuddles is the best smiths album
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p320x320/548994_10152613629158306_79697275_n.jpg
A wrinkly piece of paper.
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
classic, these notes used to get circulated outside school every two or three years altho normally it was about evil pushers trying to get the kids hooked on Acid which is like mind-boggling
― i'm not racist, i just dislike rap (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
if parents only knew how much effort it takes to get cool drugs when youre a kid
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
what about the effort of printing out these internet things and then taking blurry pictures of them and then resaving them in lossy formats over and over again like so many people seem to have done... it's actually the funniest overall joke of all of these tbh
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
i need that letterhead so i can warn parents about the dangers of vitamin water.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
Benjamin Montgomery, MD
― fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
This is happening all over the country.....:(..
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
Weirdly, the new Tom Perrotta book of short stories which I just read opens with a story about a copy who keeps pulling this pizza delivery guy over in order to give him backrubs, etc
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link
Out of interest has there ever been a real case of people giving drugs disguised as sweets to schoolkids?
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link
why would people give drugs away drugs are valuable
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link