Misdirected emails

Aha! I got this email b/c my hilarious friends (infrequent ILXors sisut & Courtnoodle) signed me up for a free profile at s!ngl3s✧✧✧@sing7hel✧✧✧.c✧✧. Note the username they chose:

You should really check out the profile I created for you, though. Your username is gynolotrojesus and your password is [redacted].

omg lol

I can get custom springs made in a 5 lb rate and a 9 lb rate (testing with a 7 lb spring now) for $1240 and have them in time for our testing visit
Does anyone think its worth the cost?

Sean, after the last visit, do you think we need to light or heavier on the spring rate? 1 custom doring would cost $620 - $250 set up plus 10 ea. @ $37

Hi all,
Willie and I are now in France, just returned from a wedding of some good friends -- the son and daughter-in-law of our friend Philippe Beaudoux. The Beaudoux were our neighbors for most of the 10 years we've been coming to France to housesit, and it was a joyous event. The ones getting married, Samy and Anne-Gael, have been living togehter for over 6 years, and have 2 sons, aged 5 & 3 -- cute, curly-haired, and full of energy. The wedding was a large family-and-friends of all ages affair, with a brief civil ceremony (but with all the "costumes" of official bride & groom & the little boys in suits), and lively party afterwards, with delicious food and lots of champagne.

We went to the wedding with David and Becky (so nice that you now know them). They are great bike-riders, and they have extra bikes, so Willie and I joined them. We took the train to within 46 kilometers of the village where the wedding was held (Chatillons sur Seine, a lovely & typical French village near the source of the Seine River), and biked through beautiful countryside in Burgundy. We changed our clothes for the wedding, of course! The next day we rode 80 km through more beautiful countryside, taking us back to the town where Becky and David took the train back to Paris. Willie and I stayed over another night, and biked the next day in the region. Got a puncture in one of the wheels, so had to walk the bikes back to our hotel (10km), and arrived 5 minutes before 10pm. happy to have a brief bite to eat and a hotel room.

Now we are back in Paris, and got our phone working, etc. Becky and David don't depart for their trip to India until Oct 3, so we have decided to take another side trip to keep out of their hair as they make their preparations for departure. Tomorrow we take the train to Amsterdam for a couple days.

There was a fabulous string quartet (plus piano for one piece), really the best we've ever heard, at the Atelier tonight. The room is so "alive" --- the music was as well.

Much love to you all,
Nancy

Hi Neighbors,

Wonderful to get your message and know that you are both safe and happy and your travels are going well. I love that you are in Amsterdam. I always thought that would be a lovely city to visit so I look forward to stories. Becky and david leave on the third of October--is that when you will return to Paris?

Here things are going well. it has been very rainy and cold for the past week.lots of rain and freezing almost every night. no snow (a few flurries) yet--here in Basin. Melissa of course has had a good 4 inches, but most of that is gone now. we are hoping for a few nice days and then we will be out cutting wood on saturday.

my retirement party is tomorrow night. work continues to be challenging and is keeping me pretty busy. i travel to missoula this week for a conference; next week for the book festival and the week after for a mediation. but--only one more month and i will sleep in every day for a week just to see what it feels like!

Moon finished most of her work at Melissa's and started today with nancy daniel. she seems to be doing well. I know she is so appreciative that she has your beautiful home to live in while she is here. no idea how long she will be staying.

Pretty much everything is gone in the garden. i did pickle some beets and cucumbers, froze some beans and keep eating zucchini. hard to keep up! Picked the apples yesterday and I'm hoping I can store some of the one's from our apple trees so you can taste them when you get back. delicious!

Jacques is good--misses you and runs to the door of your house everyday. sometimes I go over and let him in and he runs in and looks at me plaintively--where are they??? i keep telling him you are in Paris, but even though it is his home country he just doesn't seem to understand.

I picked the sunflowers before the big frost. They won't last much longer but have been beautiful here in the house.

all is well. miss you both and think of you often. send good thoughts and love daily.

Bryher

these people are delightful!

Hello fellow gun owners, advocates, and friends:

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It was not my plan to sell the wave runners until Wednesday. I called Frank’s work cell and the girl in his office answered and when I asked for Frank she said “he is no longer with the company” to which I replied “what, excuse me?” then she told me he had resigned. I knew he was unhappy there but it never occurred to me that he would just up and quit with no job lined up and knowing that we have a SHIT LOAD of bills and my salary leaves us about $3,000 short of paying those bills every month. So, I had to make some hard choices and that was to sell the wave runners.

Not in a good place right now L

I would read a novel that begins "it was not my plan to sell the wave runners."

gonna need to know why she sold those wave runners

I need to know why Frank didn't tell her he'd quit his job and she had to find out from the receptionist, ffs.

Can you email her back?

Hello Marion

My name is Chris I am missing a little dog and I understand you found one. Her name is Ruffiann I am hoping it is her. You never know could you email me or text me a picture of the little one you found. My number is 570 555 0065 you can email at this email address or at ruffia✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thank you for your help Chris

A very desperate owner

Ruffiann looks like some sort of terrier, maybe a yorkshire, if you want to send something back to fuck with him.

(But that would be mean.)

Amused to open this thread for the first time today and see caek had received a misdirected email from a namesake of mine.

I've had a few misdirected emails myself, from a father to his grown-up kids. First one was regarding all his documentation, pension paperwork, "in case anything were to happen". There's two more short ones to the son sharing my name, but he never follows up. The sender address is from a legit law firm in the States, I seem to get the emails because of the way gmail handles addresses; johnasmith and john.a.smith would go to the same account.

I once wrongly received an email looking for a namesake to provide a job reference for someone in New Zealand. Did reply to that one to point out the mistake.

Lots of exciting stories there...

Cc'd on this one: Hi, Phil! I am just logging all the mail for today. Give me 30 min to attach the questionnaires, etc.

Frankly it's not up to this thread's standards.

Someone apparently sent this to themselves, with the subject "me", but cc'ed me on it for some reason. Really tempted to give them some advice about priorities here.

· Crossfit

· Dialect Class

· Meditation Class

· Yoga

· Guitar and or Piano

· Go to college

I owe:

· CSI- 1,700

· CU-

· Chase- 1,800

· Wells- 1,586.26

· Car-

Yeah what's with the "and or Piano", for crying out loud

I think this person copying you was a cry for help, J.

dialect class :-(

i think it might be this person :/

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Hello [Govt Name Inherited From Grandfather],

This will confirm our meeting next Wednesday at 4 PM at the Law Offices of Patrick D. Goggin (address below).

Please bring all photos, medical records, and receipts from your slip and fall accident at 6th and Howard Streets that occurred last July 24, 2013.

I look forward to meeting you next week. Please contact me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

John E. Cowan

I don't know what corner it happened on or much else about the Tenderloin, but I would hazard a guess that if this guy has the same exact name as me, my father or my grandfather, the fall took place somewhere around here.

weedman3034

looking ahead to a better future

Just to let you all know that we are going to be starting a women only prayer group on
Wednesday nights. It will be posted in the bulletin the Sunday before it starts. I will
remind you if it is this Wednesday or not since I had forgotten about it being the day
before Thanksgiving. We had talked about this during our last Wed night Bible study
because sometimes it can be awkward praying about certain things with men in the group.

Please be thinking seriously about joining our group. When we had small groups doing
this before it seemed to work out very well. I would like to hear from you all if you are
interested in doing this. If you have any suggestions as to something you would like
included, please also relay that to me.

I have missed seeing many of you since the end of our Bible Study. Hope to see you all
soon.

Hope you all have a very safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving!

Evelyn

Oh no.

Time of Day: Weekend
Counsellor: - select counsellor -

Issue(s): Addiction
Comments:
I have PTSD. Ex military, did a tour in Rwanda and is haunting me now.

Thank you for your email and for telling me a bit about what you are looking for. I am pleased to assist with booking an appointment.

We have a few different therapists that I think would be good for you to work with. We will begin with a free consultation with one and then move on from there. We have an opening this Sunday, Nov 30, at 9:30 AM with one of our addiction specialists. Please let me know if this will be convenient or feel free to suggest other days and times that will work better with your schedule.

If you have received this email twice, I do apologize. We had some email issues this morning and I thought it best to send again rather than risk you not receiving it at all.

I look forward to hearing from you again.

Sincerely,

Hi Catrina

Alan Butt with Ruoff mortgage is a wonderful loan processor to work with. I believe he is going on a short visit to see his grandchildren out of town. He always takes calls or emails though. Office 234-5201 Cell 532-5001

Or email a✧✧✧@ru✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thanks for calling me and look forward to assisting you in your home purchase process!

Have a good Holiday and say hi to all from me

Cheri

Cheri Middleton
Broker Associate Polack Realty
574-299-2000 Office
574-621-8623
574-235-3739 Fax
Cherim✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ Email

Providing you with full Housing services.
"I don't sell houses, I find homes to be loved and lived in"

NOTES:

• My name isn't Catrina.
• His name is Alan Butt.
• Polack Realty. Midwesterners, am I missing something here?
• The whole damn email was in purple comic sans.

Alan Butt.

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Outside of the office,
Alan enjoys golf and boating.

in an email addressed to me and Daria:

Hi Katie,
We need more
Garbages bags
Trifold towel for bathrooms
Liners
Heavy duty garbages bags 45 gallons
Toilet paper
Paper towel for kitchen
Thanks
Rita

Sent from my iPhone

then i got another email that said "Sorry that was for Katie Surname"

I don't know who any of these people are.

Surname would actually be a pretty cool surname.

I'm getting so many of these lately from all over. There can't be that many Tre Bkers out there.

Heart-Felt Event &Wedding Planner- Ms. Brenda Edwards invited you to
Ven & David Murphy Jr's "SURPRISE" BABY'S SHOWER

Sunday, December 15, 2013
03:00 PM - 05:00 PM

WHERE:
Phelps Activity Center- Phelps Community Room
2200 Rock Quarry Dr
Tuscaloosa AL 35406

WILL YOU ATTEND?
Yes Maybe No

"Surprise"

Guess the baby wasn't planned.

Thank you so much for being patient with us at xxxx today I really appreciate your time and your business with us!! I just wanted you to have my information like we spoke about briefly before your left. Once again I am xxxx, Assistant Manager for xxxxx!! And if you need to get In touch with me directly we can set that up however you would like ... I do have a client book and I can set up specific appointments to take care of all your shoe care needs at xxxx.. So anytime you do not want to be bothered with the hustle of continuous waiting we can set up a time where it's just you and I. I also want to deeply thank you for giving me your information the xxxx is a venue I visit often so I'm supper excited For the opportunity to have connections with you.. So once again it was very nice to have meet you and we will most definitely be in touch *HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

this is someone i used to work with at a club who had a similar email to mine; i occasionally still get things forwarded to me when people mistype.

this is probably the wrong thread but i wanted to put it somewhere

Hi!
We got your email address from your web site.

But I'm sorry to tell u that,we are writing this letter to promote the sells of our SUPER COOL glass cups.We specialize in the designing and making of different types of glass cups from China.

Currently,we have a few styles of HAND MADE which is very cool and sells hot to the bar,lounge and night clubs.Some of them are Skull shape cups,Sexual woman shape cups,Sexual man shape cups.When u pour in the wine,it'll looks so fun!Everybody like it!

The logo print service is available.People would be very glade to take it home.It's very good for your company's advertising.

I hereby send u the price list in the attacked file with the product pictures in it.

If u have interest,pls contact us.

Best Regards,
Jacky

did you reply informing them that you are a potter and make your own handmade cups

i asked for more info on their sexual man shape cups y becuase they sound intresting

As i mentioned before congratulations on passing today

I would like to offer you the position of Barista at Carluccio's Heathrow.

We would like you to start on Monday 27th Jan. Could you please confirm to me that you will be accepting this and i will send further information to you

Esther McVey would be proud of you