❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

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When I'm not meditating, reading epic books, jamming to mashups, or painting, then I'm probably on my laptop in some tropical coffee shop making money.

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brb, just going to change facebook cover photo.

slightly off topic but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFotnBAOku0

You can see me logging in for real!

is this the right thread for being perturbed by SF's OneTaste?

http://gawker.com/my-life-with-the-thrill-clit-cult-1445204953

"Is this what Trudy and Sting feel like all the time?"

holy shit

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he seems pretty cool with that bird trying to eat him

bird seems pretty cool being shackled to him.

Related: droppings would hit nose or outstretched finger

http://www.amazon.com/DNA-Repair-528-Brian-Baxter/dp/B001MS7IQI/ref=pd_sim_m_5

the comments

so the brilliant philosopher-turned-insane guru guy i posted about in here before has a new website - alphaleonisastrology.com/

i can't bring myself to read it, just too unsettling, but i'm sure others with more distance from it will be able to appreciate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRDlBWfANI

1:08 - 1:14

That rules

Esther Hicks was born 1948 in Coalville, Utah. In 1980 she married Jerry Hicks, then a successful Amway distributor.

and then she went in the vortex.

Bashar is a multi-dimensional extra-terrestrial being who speaks through channel Darryl Anka from what we perceive as the future. Bashar explores a wide-range of subjects with great insight, humor and a profound understanding of how reality creation occurs!

http://bashar.org/

does bashar tell darryl to wear hawaiian shirts all the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp6b5KjbImE

someone tried to landmark me at a party recently and i thought of this thread

I watched Bashar speak for a good half hour or more once, and he does seem to have a sense of humour about what he's doing, or a kind of acknowledgement that it isn't necessarily legit, more of a "if you're the type of person who gets behind this kind of thing, here's some self-help stuff that works" deal.

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this thread is your friend and honored that you think of it in times of need

it is also here for you should you ever require consultation on the subject of lava traction

I read a book that synthesized the origins of est/Synanon/Landmark/etc and how those philosophies/organizations lead to a lot of those teen death camps (my term for them) where "troubled kids" whose parents have a lot of money send them to an island or the woods or whatever to be "straightened out." This book was interesting for a lot of reasons, but seeing the development of that seed of an idea that lead to a lot of the weirder and more aggro incarnations of expensive/dubious self-help was my favorite part. The book is Help at Any Cost: How the Troubled-Teen Industry Cons Parents and Hurts Kids.

― I'm trying to think of all the ways I can inspire you (Abbbottt), Thursday, February 2, 2012 9:24 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

its cool how theres literally a gigantic Child Torture Industry where parents sign over a percentage of their guardianship to overseas schools where they can get away with treating "troubled" kids like they're in a russian prison while the one guy on staff who writes english well enough to impersonate them writes fake leters to your parents saying how awesome it is there. and its even cooler that its insanely well documented and still most americans are either indifferent, ignorant or openly approve of it

yeah it's like extraordinary rendition for teens

love the "whoa!" when he says how many people he's performed in front of @ 4:15

fyi i discovered Bashar via the latest (quite sublime) episode of:

High Maintenance - Very good web-series. Discuss.

recommended to all fans of this thread:

http://vimeo.com/79948720

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oauQt8Y-U#t=2

haha fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oauQt8Y-U#t=2

Mom has a new guru. Thomas Hubl. His facebook page makes me facepalm unfortunately but hey my mom has always been into this stuff.

After finishing grad school I've been tentatively dipping my toe into applying for jobs in the "real world" outside of academia, and it seems like the entire world is like the people mocked in this thread! I don't understand how anyone in the private sector can get any real work accomplished through all the buzz words and double talk. It seems plain that it's a result of a whole class of managers and HR people who literally serve no useful purpose at all, but have insinuated themselves as parasites on the corporate system.

I know none of that is new or insightful, but I had always assumed that all that Office Space / Dilbert stuff was parody and exaggeration, but it seems that if anything it's understated!

Just the entire concept of "leadership" is such a transparent scam.

Thomas Hübl is a contemporary spiritual teacher, who practices mysticism in his own life, and also imparts it to others, in a manner that is entirely in keeping with the times. His work integrates the essence of the great traditions of wisdom with scientific knowledge and his own personal experience. His work, which he executes with uncompromising clarity, leads to the birth of new 'we-cultures'. He has the special gift of truly understanding people and being able to apply the timeless knowledge that has been revealed to him when engaging with them enabling people to gain a deeper dimension of self-awareness and responsibility.
This radical transcendence of the ego-centric world view opens the door to a depth of authentic expression, to service to the world, and to a focus on the absolute.
Thomas Hübl has devoted his life to the task of exploring awareness and supporting others in their quest for greater awareness. His work has world-wide resonance

my mom gets visibly irritated when I refer to him as a guru. "He's a teacher!"

eh it's her life

Xp Yeh in corpland looking the part and telling everyone how awesome you are is a big part of the job. It stings for a while but that's just your pride fucking with you. I'm not very good at this bit of my job, is must be said.

caity weaver, ladies & gents:

http://gawker.com/this-mans-gaze-is-harmful-to-pregnant-women-1595615723

I've been pronouncing his name wrong all this time.

*stares at u*

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Wow, that's almost crippling stupid, including the bits where he goes on about teaching his kid all religions.

http://www.prweb.com/releases/consciousness-engineering/review/prweb12164279.htm

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“His knowledge base and his ability to present it clearly and to actually put it into practice is above anyone I have ever seen in this field. I am very excited and glad to recommend his work”, says Jack Canfield - Co-Author of the New York Times Best Selling Chicken Soup for the Soul Series

my god

It'd be a neat study to track the different framings that hucksters have used to hawk their gnosis over the decades.

I doubt that each would use as many scare quotes, tho

The crazy thing about all this is that it all just bottoms out at affiliate marketing and pyramid schemes.

http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20141008-wooing-reluctant-relocators

author uses "online education company" in the first sentence and then never once attempts to explain wtf MindValley actually does to generate $20m in revenue annually

haha bad reporting

"juicy genius"

http://www.embodimentexperience.com/

my favorite cult leader/talk radio host back in the news http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/23/the-godfather-of-right-wing-radio.html"> http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/23/the-godfather-of-right-wing-radio.html

roy masters was the weirdest thing ever on talk radio, seguing from spooky hypnotizing-his-listeners sermons into all-out rants where he'd "advise" callers that they were consumed by anger and then get start yelling and hang up em

Roy Masters also had a relationship with Sean Hannity. The talk radio phenom and Fox News staple has identified himself as a longtime listener of the TRN patriarch. In 2011, Hannity invited Roy on his radio show to promote Roy’s book The Hypnotic States of Americans. At the beginning of the interview, Hannity told Roy, “I first heard you on the radio, it had to be, in either the late 70s or 80s. On WMCA in New York. You did a weekend program that used to scare the living daylights out of us.”

oh man I laid awake listening to this shit on sunday nights. me and sean hannity, jeez

By 1993, Masters had expanded KOPE-FM into a 24/7 national operation called Talk Radio Network (TRN). “Roy couldn’t be put on any commercial stations because he was too crazy,” Fredinburg says, “so he wanted to create a network that could carry good programming with the goal of syndicating Roy Masters’ lunacy out into the world."

mission accomplished