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I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:09 (six years ago) link

yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit

btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:11 (six years ago) link

come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (six years ago) link

just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...

he also said

"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."

can't argue with that!

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:36 (six years ago) link

There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?

pplains, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:39 (six years ago) link

he is completely insane.

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:41 (six years ago) link

i vote for Redskin Peanuts

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:38 (six years ago) link

the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:10 (six years ago) link

how about the Washington Longpigs?

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 16:11 (six years ago) link

the washington taxations without representations

how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:27 (six years ago) link

do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS

Euler, Friday, 13 September 2013 17:26 (six years ago) link

hatcat

fresh (crüt), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:42 (six years ago) link

i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 18:51 (six years ago) link

you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:59 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 19:05 (six years ago) link

lol

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 19:12 (six years ago) link

how can we make this happen in real life

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 19:12 (six years ago) link

shd use the small one w the background blown out from a few years ago

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 21:36 (six years ago) link

good call on the hatcats

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:01 (six years ago) link

romo

tony romo

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 22:02 (six years ago) link

can we replace "tony romo" with a link to the video to "Ballerina Girl"

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 22:03 (six years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24027457

thanks bbc

Views of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG fans on forums
  • "I have a feeling this touchiness over language is a passing phase in culture."
  • "I have become convinced that, being in the crosshairs of the PC crowd, it's only a matter of time before the name changes. Hate it, but the issue is not going away - we deal with it every year and the voices get louder and louder."
  • "I'm soooo tired of all the PC stuff. This country needs to pull on its big boy pants, and worry about real problems."

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 14 September 2013 13:13 (six years ago) link

Washington Benghazis

how's life, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 15:50 (six years ago) link

washington tea party

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 15:53 (six years ago) link

i was thinking 'washington romanticized thieves and rapists' but i guess it is too close to tampa and oakland nicknames

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:05 (six years ago) link

thanksgiving http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:06 (six years ago) link

http://home.centurytel.net/rshannon/logos/skins.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 16:36 (six years ago) link

rick reilly stands athwart history, yelling stop

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9689220/http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-name-change-not-easy-sounds

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:27 (six years ago) link

omg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:27 (six years ago) link

http://es.pn/154hm4x

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:28 (six years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:30 (six years ago) link

It's definitely time for the 'Wagon burners' and 'Prairie n-----s' to change their team names, I agree.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 23:07 (six years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0918/nfl_g_chiefs_fan_b1_300x300.jpg
Caption: Headdresses are traditionally worn on important occasions by Native Americans who have worked to earn each feather.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 23:08 (six years ago) link

jason witten's head does a full on O RLY in the ad above that piece

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:54 (six years ago) link

Doesn't matter. The 81-year-old Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG name is falling, and everybody better get out of the way. For the majority of Native Americans who don't care, we'll care for them. For the Native Americans who haven't asked for help, we're glad to give it to them.

Trust us. We know what's best. We'll take this away for your own good, and put up barriers that protect you from ever being harmed again.

Kind of like a reservation.

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:56 (six years ago) link

dude

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:57 (six years ago) link

fn srs

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:57 (six years ago) link

crazy how in all his travels he couldnt track down anyone but silly paternal whites who disagreed w the name

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:58 (six years ago) link

i look forward to the "Fighting Irish" false equivalency cropping up in every goddamn piece on this from now on

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:58 (six years ago) link

Or worse...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/FightingWhites.png

pplains, Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:59 (six years ago) link

http://www.gunssavelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/no-irish.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:00 (six years ago) link

he is unlikely to live those last two paragraphs (not to mention the rest of it) down

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:00 (six years ago) link

it is long past time that reilly was taken out back and shot

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:03 (six years ago) link

was there really a poll where 90% of native americans said they were fine w/ the r*dskins name?

druhilla (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:05 (six years ago) link

cause i mean, i still think it's bad, but that would kind of be good infos to know

druhilla (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:05 (six years ago) link

i imagine that several BIG BOSSES at ESPN wanted to manufacture a contrived counterpoint to the clear and obvious point of "hey this team name is a clear racial slur that refers to SKIN COLOR and somehow managed to limp into the 21st century with this hella outdated and generally offensive name" so that they weren't perceived to be looking at both sides of the issue and down to the bullpen they went and who raised their goddamned hand but rick fucking reilly
i mean for crying out loud the article tag on the sidebar reads: "Not A Cause For Everyone - The outrage over the name http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG isn't universal."

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:07 (six years ago) link

i mean just bleh

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:10 (six years ago) link

I just don't quite know how to tell my father-in-law, a Blackfeet Indian. He owns a steak restaurant on the reservation near Browning, Mont. He has a hard time seeing the slap-in-the-face part.

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 September 2013 02:11 (six years ago) link

You're wondering, even for the NYT, how does somebody get to be such a front-running fairweather sycophant that they write this fawning spooge, but he helps you out with his little autobiographical sprinkles. "I am a Patriots fan... I live in Washington and usually write about politics..."

i was hoping the shitlords would not take this quietly (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:48 (four years ago) link

He called Goodell ‘‘a football politician, which is his perfect job’’ — someone who has brilliantly nurtured a system that grows the pie, expands to Europe and possibly Latin America and gains eyeballs trained on the ever-present Shield. The Shield is financial and cultural gold, proof that the system is working — at least for the Membership.

This fucking trashcan of a sport can't possibly die fast enough

i was hoping the shitlords would not take this quietly (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:49 (four years ago) link

ROGER GOODELL
1959-2031
"HE GREW THE PIE"

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:55 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

The Washington r******s failed to sign quarterback Kirk Cousins to a long-term deal, setting the stage for his possible departure next offseason.

Team president Bruce Allen said in a statement that Cousins was "obviously important to our team and fans" and detailed the team's offer made to the quarterback. He also talked about the decision in a video posted on the team's website but referred to Cousins on five occasions as "Kurt" instead of Kirk.

Asked about Allen's pronunciation of Cousins' first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the r******s president's accent.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:09 (two years ago) link

classic r******s

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:37 (two years ago) link

rk's are pronounced as rt's round here

lemme tell ya dirts bentley did NOT enjoy his time in DC.

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:59 (two years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:00 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLaLuHoWkAEQsjm.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:00 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://deadspin.com/amazing-online-hoax-welcomes-washington-redhawks-to-t-1821260116

No more savage tropes that uphold colonialism and imperialism. #goredhawks #notyourmascot pic.twitter.com/j6Lll95vYW

— Dani (@xodanix3) December 13, 2017

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omar little, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:28 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

The Redskins will honor the 1987 replacement players with Super Bowl rings in a ceremony next Tuesday, team announces.

— Matthew Paras (@Matthew_Paras) June 5, 2018

lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 June 2018 14:45 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Someone's not happy about the new guy wearing 26. https://t.co/2LljIC8q1U

— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) August 21, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 13:59 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

alex smith eastern motors ads where washington players tell him about go go music and mambo sauce

don't know what to think about this really

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:57 (one year ago) link

Eastern Motors Jingle Ovechkin Version #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/cwPiqnZNV1

— Ovi Dancing To (@OviDancing) June 24, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
ten months pass...

Things I love about the football team’s statement:

1. The quote is attributed to no one.
2. They did not wish Gruden well and thank him for his service. pic.twitter.com/86e36qadh0

— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) October 7, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 7 October 2019 14:10 (four months ago) link


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