irl fp

- young busker playing peppy acoustic-guitar version of 'we're up all night to get lucky' at marble arch tube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlmEbF2uhsZk&app=desktop

this is possibly worse than a fp, this is possibly an irl permaban & cockpunch

404 imago la

it deserved nothing less

when was the last time you irl punched someone

http://youtu.be/lmEbF2uhsZk

not a man for the irl punching tbqfh. this dude's cockpunching would be administered by himself hopefully

i impressed myself how far i got into that

tbf i was waiting to see what it turned out to be an advert for

anyway this is completely the wrong thread as I did not see this guy irl, but I'm half-dead with tiredness and it stays

My name’s Mark. I’m a poet and Educational Consultant based in Peterborough. I became Poet Laureate of Peterborough in 2008, Chief Bard of the Fens in 2009 and Edinburgh Fringe Slam Champion in 2010. I’ve recently been on two national tours, whilst also completing an MA in Creative Writing at Goldsmith’s University in London.

whilst, motherfucker, whilst?

Mark Grist ‏@montygristo 21 Nov

Morning, guys! Today my mates @MixyRic and @TimClarePoet are each attempting 100 poems in a day. They'll also be tweeting them live. RT

100 poems a day is pretty paltry assuming your quality control switch is off

if i were to claim all my posts to ILX
were poems
then on a good day
100 would be nothing

i say "good" day

nv
on grist
ing

i like a girl whore ads

gna tweet that

this seems a much healthier outlet for you than polyamorous gaiman fans

maybe this would be
a good way
of reinvigorating the usual tired thoughts

or at least
of paying tribute
to former troll "Squirrel Police"

http://markgrist.com/shows.png

we mock now, but
to be fair, people
forget that poetry was in danger
of disappearing -

all those books pulped
until the word-juice drizzled out
into vacuous macho
Tarantinisms -

until somebody came up
with the idea
to call it
a "slam"