why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

there were a million 'I was at the deli on 9/11' posts this morning. I never participate because I was asleep when it happened.

i hardly saw any 9/11 stuff today

"I was eating a delicious bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, with salt pepper and ketchup, when I looked up and saw the first tower smoking. And I stopped, mid bite, and was like 'WARH DHEH FUHHH HAHPUUUHHD"

glad yelp wasn't around back then

I particularly like the genre of 9/11 stories that involve "I was supposed to go to New York City that day, but I [got sick, had an errand to run first, etc.]" in spite of the fact that being in NYC that day would have been mostly inconsequential unless you were actually supposed to go to the towers.

didn't see a single 9/11 thing on facebook today *feeling superior*

I love the Curb Your Enthusiasm where somebody says their relative died on 9/11 and SPOILER ALERT? Larry is made out to be a monster for losing sympathy when he learns that guy was a bike messenger who died being hit by a cab on the Upper West Side.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1186203_667499873261423_1936170686_n.jpg

Irradiate and give love and you'll have three-headed babies

Life's an absorber. It becomes soggy in milk.

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1239423_413908275387469_1030854003_n.jpg

Clearly that person has never watched Animal Planet's I Shouldn't Be Alive.

have these lost in nature people even seen a herzog doc

forget herzog, I think any wilderness enthusiast would tell you that "lost" is about the least romantic thing you can possibly be.

every meme about nature should be a cautionary tale about how nature will kill you

otm

isn't it good to be lost in the wood?

*picture of syd barrett being crushed under a falling oak*

i think i see a house in the photo

She might not know where she parked her car, but at least she's in the right direction facing the house. Maybe they'll let her use the phone.

Not all who wander are lost, guys.

so the million muslim march mentioned upthread was actually some truther thing im confused http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/million-muslim-march-actually-just-a-handful-of-911-truthers

Directly behind her is a McDonald's and an Exxon station.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2q8bs7b.jpg

wrong. adam named all the creatures, not god. and english didn't exist in the garden of eden.

http://townsendlab.berkeley.edu/sites/all/files/Benjamin%20On%20Language%20as%20Such.PDF

macro DEBUNKED

mordy you are so naive

do you really think an omniscient god would be unaware of the future english language, the language of his chosen country, the greatest nation in history? do you REALLY believe that something as unlikely as 'dog' being 'god' spelled backwards is a coincidence??!

but god didn't name dogs- adam did! and he wasn't omniscient.

depends on whether you believe in free will, right

god made adam who named dogs, where are these words _really_ coming from

iirc the Koran says God taught Adam the names of the animals on the sly, then got him to tell the angels what each animal was called as some kind of reminder to the angels that they weren't all that

got to put the angels in their place, fn angels

otoh, what does God need with a starfish?

I believe in objective linguality

She might not know where she parked her car, but at least she's in the right direction facing the house. Maybe they'll let her use the phone.

― pplains, Thursday, September 12, 2013 1:02 PM (3 hours ago)

http://www.screeninsults.com/images/the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-house.JPG

https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1148766_10152110060706521_775828132_n.jpg

cultural appropriation variation

what if they're fighting a battle on behalf of the forces of evil?

A battle you know nothing about unless you can smell the pee.

I just used that .jpg the other day, E3!

That's an ad for Always brand sanitary napkins.

"fighting a battle you know nothing about" = having your period

not knowing is half the battle

GI Joe the Plumber

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1184973_579445562093330_877226594_n.jpg

Okay cool, thanks.

so when they tell me I have a pointy nose, they're really just jealous of it? cool. wish I hadn't stabbed them already.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4881104_700b.jpg

or http://9gag.com/gag/4881104

-Bob Marley

People who worship John Lennon are the most disgusting savages, etc.