autoreplace for washington r******s

huskies

armenians

rednecks

ramekins

hatcat

hatcat

pigskins
histrionic revolutionary peoples

autochthons

beringia

homunculi

washington department of football

colonial other

small pox blankets

hogs

Bullets

fatcats

reagans

obamacare

syria

commie pinkos

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HATCAT WINS

right?

i like the obamacares

yeah obamacares is a good contender in a strong field, but it looks like hatcat has it 4-3 over generals. that is a mandate if ever i saw one.

I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat

yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit

btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx

come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)

just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...

he also said

"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."

can't argue with that!

There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?

he is completely insane.

i vote for Redskin Peanuts

the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you

how about the Washington Longpigs?

the washington taxations without representations

do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS

hatcat

i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg

lol

how can we make this happen in real life

shd use the small one w the background blown out from a few years ago

good call on the hatcats

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

romo

tony romo

can we replace "tony romo" with a link to the video to "Ballerina Girl"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24027457

thanks bbc

Views of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG fans on forums

• "I have a feeling this touchiness over language is a passing phase in culture."
• "I have become convinced that, being in the crosshairs of the PC crowd, it's only a matter of time before the name changes. Hate it, but the issue is not going away - we deal with it every year and the voices get louder and louder."
• "I'm soooo tired of all the PC stuff. This country needs to pull on its big boy pants, and worry about real problems."

Washington Benghazis

The Miami Floe

On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings

the georges

Commanders has a NJ Generals vibe. dbag owner should sell to you know, to show how that shit is really done. It would be nice.

lol okay

The blue dot is about 2 blocks from the US Capitol. The red dot is Dumfries VA, where @john_keim reports the Commanders have spent $100M on new land for a possible stadium. pic.twitter.com/RmoLTwgLEg

— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) May 23, 2022

Works for me.

I would rather them move to NFL Europe.

I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.

still want it to happen.

The Washington Ombudsmen.

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix

Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive

Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.

The Washington Roadblocks

maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium

won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate

I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.

The Washington Roadblocks

The Washington Curiosity Slowdown

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

Lol at "create."

At minimum, it would exacerbate the existing ones.

Which could be - in the long term - a good thing. At this point I do not give a fuck. Make the whole enterprise utterly untenable. Teach the fan base an expensive and unpleasant lesson. Make it suck, for everyone forever. Maybe then people will rethink how it could be done differently.

oh narrator voice where art thou

Do they really need a fxxxing new stadium?

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Billionaires gotta swindle
Cancers gotta multiply

this is a pretty remarkable report, produced by one of the NFL's partners no less, discussing how daniel snyder is one of the truly preeminent assholes in america

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34778123/washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell

The whole thing is pretty curious considering how the whole Gruden thing happened and the leak that Sheffter was pretty much on speed dial with Allen and the league office as a mouthpiece. Add in the whole debacle in Mississippi with Favre and really the whole mafia line is probably not far from the truth.

NFL world is just a microcosm of the sleazy world of American corporate and political governance.

American hero: steals from the poor to give to the rich
American villain: kneels during some idiot song

dan snyder seems nice

i doubt that any NFL owner has the moral standing to call for daniel snyder's ouster, but god knows jim irsay doesn't

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10052990-commanders-fan-says-14k-check-from-5050-raffle-bounced-team-cites-bank-error.amp.html

This is literally a bit from the Will Ferrell movie Semi Pro

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10052990-commanders-fan-says-14k-check-from-5050-raffle-bounced-team-cites-bank-error.amp.html

LOL I remember that bit from the movie.

that and the mugs with Washington state emblazoned on them rather than DC = Washington is Spinal Tap atm

Haha I'll have to Google the mugs

"Don't worry Jackie, the beer company will pay for it."

"they're not even a sponsor, I just thought it sounded professional."

i'm imagining Dan Snyder telling this guy to ask for the "big check department" at his bank

haha that movie is the underrated of the ferrell era imo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FctRmj0XEAUI67U?format=jpg&name=900x900

Hahaha amazing

This was an interesting segment. I never knew about the whole thing with trying to get Papa John to go after Goodell thing. Kinda interesting considering what happened to him and considering Kraft got busted and was able to walk away from getting busted on camera at a rub and tug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mvCytwf_8

Some sleazy mfers, that is for sure.

The @Commanders unveil their new mascot 'Major Tuddy' 🐷 pic.twitter.com/HS0vYKIHJ3

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 1, 2023

i like how the commanders are incorporating real war imagery like fiery explosions in their public relations. soon there will be orphans in the background, crying and holding the football

snyder planting landmines all over the field

football men that i command, let me tell you - this is not a game. this is a war. this is not a playing field. this is a battlefield. we will fight to the death for every single yard, and we may not return home. we might die out there as heroes who will never be forgotten. they'll make statues of you, those of you who are willing to sacrifice, at least. we will take the fight to the enemy and punish them. then i will run for senate

you'd think a war pig would be a bit on the nose but no

🫡

After 24 years, 27 starting quarterbacks, and two playoff wins, the Dan Snyder era is mercifully over.

"Major Tuddy"? WTF?

that's what she said

Digging deeper into Sam Howell’s debut in the new offensive system.

“I think my comfortability showed tonight.”https://t.co/C5sMcpYpYS

— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) August 12, 2023