Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

nonsense imo, topicality a bonus and it's hardly obscure

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

"Take that, Hitler!"

"Consider yourself lucky, we usually hire a much higher caliber of men."

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

this is killing me

"These days it's important to eat your own dogfood." (may require familiarity with awful businessR0xx books)

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

^ actual lols at this

"yes, we were all surprised to find out that jaegers have vas deferens. now start cleaning."

"For the last time, this IS business class."

"We _would_ normally have an intern do it but school's back in."

"If you get hungry, just hoot and we'll lob a roast chicken your way."

"I'm sorry but these charges are clearly noted in the agreement."

"It's good exposure."

"This is going to be great for you."

"It's called teamwork, Simpson."

"what i need you to do right now is to focus on the landing"

haha nice

"you feeling like a saint, yet? cause you've just been CANNONIZED"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/g290/130909_contest_g290.jpg

• "I see you are unfamiliar with French mythology."
• "Yeah, but this race is up the side of a window."
• "Big deal—you can run but you can't hide!"

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/p465/130923_contest_p465.jpg

"ah here, i'm not on easter island am i now ffs? bollocks."

WILMAAAAAAAA

xps none of those are half as good as mine, is zs doing his job here at all

"PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60laqJOuNBM

"first I notice a handle has appeared on my table lamp and now I open the curtains to find this!"

drapes sorry

"that cunt banksy's drawn on the window again"

"Those bloody neighbourhood kids have been moving the ornaments on the front lawn again!"

"Those that gnome gno I don't do things by halves"

"when i found whoever has scrawled joseph farris on the back of my couch, then and only then, shall i deal with this unexpected easter island head on my lawn. now, where has my wife got herself to? the mcgivens are due any minute."

part 1/20

"lol drugs"

why is there a handle on his table lamp

it's a lamp/torch hybrid

anyhow, why the long face amirite

"Holy shit the statue's sunk"

"how did that get there?"

"uh?"

"Oy! Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

"Drat, it's Tuesday again!"

"already? it seems like it was christmas island just yesterday."

"I wonder what its purpose is."

For a collapsed civilization, they still know how to troll.

"What? There was no window here yesterday!"

"IT'S STILL THERE!"

xpost ruined now.

soz bruv

conrad's the best do far i think?

i wd expect some variation of conrad's to be in the places, yeah

This one?

"already? it seems like it was christmas island just yesterday."

y

it's aloof, it's clever, it know it's clever, it smells of ink and paper, it's got that urgency about it, that want.

i'm in negotiations to turn this display name riff into a sitcom btw