ZODIAC ♈ ♉ ♊ ♋♌ ♍ ASTROLOGY ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑♒ ♓ HOROSCOPE

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mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link

i am definitely a persnickety distrustful prey animal

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

i'm not that persnickety or distrustful or preyed upon, but tbh both my domicile and exaltation *are* in mercury

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link

My Venus is in Gemini. It makes love matters very weird as a Taurus who craves stability and long term commitments, but then I have this Gemini urge to, you know, fuck everyone.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

yo virgos. it's a challenge to type without capitalization. but, you know, i don't ever want to seem uptight. you?

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

Only about things that matter, like where stuff goes in the fridge and planning my schedule.

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

i have used up most of my virgoness on collecting music, leaving me free to let everything else hang out

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

My favorite horoscope ever

Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link

Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link

Actually, four

the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link

Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.

les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

<3 thanks
I re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link

Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link

what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.

*tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

thanks, *tera

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.

tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link

my wife is a cancer

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

that's her astrological sign too

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

In her heart, she heard you say that.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

Eric otm.

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

Harrowing imo.

pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago

It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

to summarize the poll though:

air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.

and a fairly even mix of:
fixed signs: 26
cardinal signs: 23
mutable signs: 29

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:29 (three years ago) link

hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link

the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls

exist in theory (esby), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link

yeah totally, wait, what?

lukas, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

lol

sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link


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