I hate being a tall man in a small world

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he is like 6.5 feet tall and male. i don't know how he feels about new england. he hasn't lived many places, he's in college. he doesn't know how to use a wok either :(

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

sucks about the curry stains man

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

tru

If you learn how to use a wok in college, it ruins the experience of ordering cheap takeout thai food all the time. I wouldn't recommend it.

blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

fortunately i am not in college and takeout thai here is expensive and mediocre so i never order it.

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

aww, my condolences (abt the food part, not the not-in-college part)

blimey (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i am truely sorry for your lots

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

thankig u.

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

have you guys ever gotten delivery from a tall man with a big box?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

follow up: if yes, how did you feel about it?
alternate follow up: if no, would you like to?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i would like that a lot, yes

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

what do you imagine would be in the box? if you could have your wish.

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

probably like a box of love or just air, he's probably using the box as a pretext to come see me right?

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

what if he was just the delivery guy, though?

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

a box of money

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

excellent choice!

class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Sunday, 22 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

six years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/o6m3qq3.jpg

, Sunday, 29 March 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I feel ever so slightly miffed when I meet a lady taller than I.

I feel small for feeling this way.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

so do i. like it's my only special physical quality so if it's taken away it's like

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

ha my tall man friend is totally like that! he gets v grumpy when there's someone taller in the vicinity.

just sayin, Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

high five to harbl and tall man friend

*but not TOO high five*

(mine must be HIGHER)

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

I've met both of you quinces and harbl but I won't opine on who is taller ;-)

, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

q is taller iirc

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

though the other day a man who is the same height as me asked if i was 6'1" lol

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

I've shrunk. Degenerative disk. Clocking in just over 5'10'' these days, when I could once claim a solid 5'11''

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

I also feel shorter in general because I used to wear heels a lot at lolcorporatewhore job, now I'm a social worker and basically wear nun shoes.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

The worst thing about being tall is having to take a shower in a hotel. They are all designed for people that are 5' 8".

calstars, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:33 (nine years ago) link

i'm 6'8" and wouldn't mind having some of those cards

ciderpress, Monday, 30 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

I have a friend who's like 6'9" (very skinny type so he looks even taller) and we've had some conversations about that. for a long while he had many complexes and didn't feel comfortable with himself.
but at some point, around his 30s, he got OK with it and even began to have a kind of superiority complex on some aspects.
I remember feeling bad for him many times because the one thing everybody would talk about with him at parties, dinners etc was his height... must be so annoying...
On the other hand, sometimes I think it must be so great to be much taller than most people. when you're standing in a crowded metro, for instance, and you're fine and able to breath above !
still, as a much shorter person, sometimes I wonder how people who are taller or bigger manage with planes seats etc. I find them so small and uncomfortable even for my size...

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 30 March 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link

Was visiting my parents this weekend and realized that the sink in their bathroom is actually set into the wall below my crotch.

In my own house, all of the bathroom mirrors are set up for my wife and son to see themselves, but I have to hunch over to catch a glimpse.

how's life, Monday, 30 March 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link

I feel ever so slightly miffed when I meet a lady taller than I.

I feel small for feeling this way.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, March 29, 2015 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so do i. like it's my only special physical quality so if it's taken away it's like

― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2015 5:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me too! And I hate that I feel that way but I'm used to being the tall one. It's not even miffed so much as surprised and OK a little miffed. My best friend is almost 5'11" and I feel like a shrimp around her. It's weird with heels because I pretty much always wear flats and if I do have a heel on people always say something. I'd wear heels more often but they hurt my feet!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link

Once while at my last job I met a man who I'd been working with over email for some time. He sought me out to introduce himself and the first thing he said to me was, "You're tall!" It was so strange because I am sort of but I'm not THAT tall. That said, he was pretty short.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 30 March 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link

i was talking to one of my jailed clients sitting down and when i got up to leave he said, "you're tall?" in like a surprised way that was cute

computer champion (harbl), Monday, 30 March 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

How about being taller than the privacy dividers in the restroom stalls? Head all poking above the partition like a goddamn gopher when you stand up.

louie louie whoa baby imago (how's life), Thursday, 9 April 2015 12:26 (nine years ago) link

Apparently on dating sites it pays to state that you're tall

calstars, Thursday, 9 April 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link

xpost - I'm not tall enough so that happens in regular sized stalls but one time years ago my friend and I did a bunch of bong hits and wound up in a bathroom that had been designed for kids only we didn't realize that at first and thought it was a bathroom of little people or elves and were in there for like 20 minutes talking over the stalls and kneeling to wash our hands while dying laughing and talking in what we decided elves voices sounded like.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link

In my own house, all of the bathroom mirrors are set up for my wife and son to see themselves, but I have to hunch over to catch a glimpse.

― how's life, Monday, March 30, 2015 7:22 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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fish or click bait (how's life), Monday, 20 April 2015 09:31 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

https://twitter.com/tdhopper/status/660895389286051840

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

these are amazing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Short lady in Wake Med ICU lobby (where I’m visiting a friend who had a heart attack): “Excuse me, sir. Can I stand beside you for a minute?”
“Yes ma'am.”

Lady’s family all laughs.

Lady: “How tall are you?”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 1 November 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

that guy sure is tall

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 November 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link


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