you're telling me
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 September 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link
I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.
UK horoscopes have the 20th down as Aries and US ones have it as Taurus. I am sure there is a solid longitude-based explanation for this discrepancy and not it being even slightly made up.
So I'm an Aries, although sometimes people who take an interest in these things tell me I am totally a Taurus (bull-headed tactless boor yes, practical and reliable no) and it must be because I was born early or sth.
― the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 6 September 2013 09:26 (ten years ago) link
god, i'm totally in the mood to nerd out about astrology right now but i don't think ILX is the right place for it
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
do it.
― how's life, Friday, 6 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
ok but does anybody besides really care about how the upcoming favorable transits of Jupiter to my natal chart may ultimately affect my career?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
if not here, then where, elmo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
all the leos have been permabanned
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Taurus babe
― homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
My parents were both Taurus and v stubborn.
Once we were all on vacation and my mom remarked what a long, gentle downhill slope we were on. My dad, who was driving, said we were driving uphill. They argued over this for a few minutes, until my dad pointed out that the road was following a river and the river was flowing the opposite direction from the direction we were driving. My mom answered that the river must be flowing uphill.
― Aimless, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_crime_duos/crime_duos_08.jpg
― goole, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
sup virgos
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
my guinea pig is a virgo and he is persnickety about the arrangement of his cage, also he doesn't trust anyone
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
that's my kind of pig
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
those are virgo traits, right! (also prey animal traits)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
qed Virgos = prey animals
― carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
sup
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
i am definitely a persnickety distrustful prey animal
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
i'm not that persnickety or distrustful or preyed upon, but tbh both my domicile and exaltation *are* in mercury
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
My Venus is in Gemini. It makes love matters very weird as a Taurus who craves stability and long term commitments, but then I have this Gemini urge to, you know, fuck everyone.
― homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
yo virgos. it's a challenge to type without capitalization. but, you know, i don't ever want to seem uptight. you?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
Only about things that matter, like where stuff goes in the fridge and planning my schedule.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
i have used up most of my virgoness on collecting music, leaving me free to let everything else hang out
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link
My favorite horoscope ever
Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Actually, four
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link
Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.
― les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link
happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
<3 thanksI re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
thanks, *tera
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link
I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
my wife is a cancer
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
that's her astrological sign too
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
In her heart, she heard you say that.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
Eric otm.
― Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
Harrowing imo.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link
according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey
― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago
It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
to summarize the poll though:
air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.
and a fairly even mix of:fixed signs: 26cardinal signs: 23mutable signs: 29
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMQdEECnmKy/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link
hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:29 (three years ago) link
hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link
the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls
― exist in theory (esby), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link
yeah totally, wait, what?
― lukas, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link