I dunno Jeff Ross just looks like a dude who freebases coke at the Playboy Mansion and then breaks down in tears after paying $500 for a blowjob
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link
sounds like a joke Jeff Ross would make at a roast
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
xpost well yeah I don't think anyone's saying he's a great looking dude or uncreepy
but he's acceptably good at his one comedy job ie roasting ppl so
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
his title is Roastmaster General
now i want to eat roast beef
― brownie, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
roasts are seriously the worst shit ever, every time
I love that norm mcdonald thing tho. My friend made me watch the bob saget roast but he didn't tell me why and I sat through like an hour of "bob saget more like bob FAGET lol also he is a paedophile no seriously love ya man" and I was like why the hell are you making me watch this bullshit, and then the mcdonald thing happened and I seriously lost my shit
context prob helped for sure
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
seriously
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Ylt0zS1CI
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
yeah I should add I've only ever seen comedy central and (britisher) channel 4 contributions to the genre
― Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
this made me laugh.
samberg was great.
― goole, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
i like how noone was laughing at samberg at first except hader who was almost on the floor dying
― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4VsCiEfPpI
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link
Hey guys, where does James Franco store his enormous collection of newspaper clippings about Paris? In his Franco-file!
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link
Ha!
― *tera, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
What until you see what saucy spoonsful he has filed under Franco-American.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
where does he keep his Phranc records
― what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
http://t.co/3V0dMgB9fI
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link
OK, let's just do this
https://twitter.com/keithuhlich/status/378223409206808577
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 02:00 (ten years ago) link
http://francovsliterature.tumblr.com/
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bXbz5GP.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link
Only just now realized that JF is the evil, bizarro, straight-vague version of NPH.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link
I might take a position on that if I ever watched the Tonys.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
Don't worry. He'll get his shot at the Oscars soon enough.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
as long as we don't see JF in Assassins or Hedwig
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link
He needs to play a dad in a movie. Johnny Depp needs to play someone's dad...or grandfather.
― *tera, Monday, 16 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
those sunglasses don't even look good on him
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
lol + otm
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I think he's listening to Bad Company in that photo
― fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link
have we discussed his instagram account
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
i said this elsewhere but he looks like he's auditioning for the lead in the al parker biopic there
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link
is his instagram real??
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
it is.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/jamesfrancotv
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
This appeared on the Film Society of Lincoln Center blog the same day the to-do over the Faulkner paperback happened:
P.S. The secret hero of this banner year for American cinema has to be James Franco. He co-starred in and supplied the source material for one film on the superb list (Palo Alto), he directed two on the worthwhile list (As I Lay Dying and Child of God), and co-starred in and co-produced a third on the worthwhile list (The Living End). And I’m not mentioning or listing two films he premiered at Sundance back in January that I haven’t seen that some people I respect thought very highly of. When you add on to all this the commercial success he had with that not-horrible Sam Raimi Disney picture, Oz-whatever-it was, 2013 will have to go down, in part, as the year that James Franco became an irrevocable fact of American Cinema’s artistic present and future.
http://www.filmlinc.com/daily/entry/all-is-lost-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-before-midnight-new-york-film-fest
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
Who was fake James Franco anyway?
http://bookriotcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/A-Room-with-a-View-featuring-James-Franco.jpg
http://bookriot.com/2013/09/17/lets-put-james-franco-book-covers/?doing_wp_cron=1379446355.5045189857482910156250
― bad bad disco (Eazy), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
last pic is the best
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link
Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink
Have we learned nothing from Ethan Hawk?
― This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link
thank you for this bizarre instagram
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
He's interviewed in this month's Art Review. He comes across as bright and serious. It's a shame he's such a terrible artist.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
spraaaaang breeeaaaaakkkk
― Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
foreeeevvvvvaaaaaaa
― Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Sunday, 13 October 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/gLkuAky9WC/
jamesfrancotv9 minutes agoAt #lax Some s** tbag shot up the place.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
holy shit
― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRckgn36lzY
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
Just so tired of it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
what do you do when the thing you're parodying is already camp? when you're jumping a shark that already jumped itself?
queer minstrelsy / bear porn, I guess?
― the tune was space, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
can't stop won't stop
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
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cheap homophobic laughs, obvs
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link