James Franco and his LIPS !!!

no, Ross makes my skin crawl sometimes, but his approach is much more in keeping with the trad Friars Club roasts, where this format originated.

he's v creepy

but good at roast-jokes

agreed that every roast needs Gilbert Gottfried

I dunno Jeff Ross just looks like a dude who freebases coke at the Playboy Mansion and then breaks down in tears after paying $500 for a blowjob

sounds like a joke Jeff Ross would make at a roast

xpost well yeah I don't think anyone's saying he's a great looking dude or uncreepy

but he's acceptably good at his one comedy job ie roasting ppl so

his title is Roastmaster General

now i want to eat roast beef

roasts are seriously the worst shit ever, every time

I love that norm mcdonald thing tho. My friend made me watch the bob saget roast but he didn't tell me why and I sat through like an hour of "bob saget more like bob FAGET lol also he is a paedophile no seriously love ya man" and I was like why the hell are you making me watch this bullshit, and then the mcdonald thing happened and I seriously lost my shit

context prob helped for sure

seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Ylt0zS1CI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Ylt0zS1CI

yeah I should add I've only ever seen comedy central and (britisher) channel 4 contributions to the genre

this made me laugh.

samberg was great.

i like how noone was laughing at samberg at first except hader who was almost on the floor dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4VsCiEfPpI

Hey guys, where does James Franco store his enormous collection of newspaper clippings about Paris? In his Franco-file!

Ha!

What until you see what saucy spoonsful he has filed under Franco-American.

where does he keep his Phranc records

http://t.co/3V0dMgB9fI

OK, let's just do this

https://twitter.com/keithuhlich/status/378223409206808577

http://francovsliterature.tumblr.com/

http://i.imgur.com/bXbz5GP.jpg

Only just now realized that JF is the evil, bizarro, straight-vague version of NPH.

I might take a position on that if I ever watched the Tonys.

Don't worry. He'll get his shot at the Oscars soon enough.

as long as we don't see JF in Assassins or Hedwig

He needs to play a dad in a movie. Johnny Depp needs to play someone's dad...or grandfather.

those sunglasses don't even look good on him

lol + otm

I think he's listening to Bad Company in that photo

have we discussed his instagram account

i said this elsewhere but he looks like he's auditioning for the lead in the al parker biopic there

is his instagram real??

it is.

http://instagram.com/jamesfrancotv

This appeared on the Film Society of Lincoln Center blog the same day the to-do over the Faulkner paperback happened:

P.S. The secret hero of this banner year for American cinema has to be James Franco. He co-starred in and supplied the source material for one film on the superb list (Palo Alto), he directed two on the worthwhile list (As I Lay Dying and Child of God), and co-starred in and co-produced a third on the worthwhile list (The Living End). And I’m not mentioning or listing two films he premiered at Sundance back in January that I haven’t seen that some people I respect thought very highly of. When you add on to all this the commercial success he had with that not-horrible Sam Raimi Disney picture, Oz-whatever-it was, 2013 will have to go down, in part, as the year that James Franco became an irrevocable fact of American Cinema’s artistic present and future.

http://www.filmlinc.com/daily/entry/all-is-lost-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-before-midnight-new-york-film-fest

Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take

Who was fake James Franco anyway?

http://bookriotcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/A-Room-with-a-View-featuring-James-Franco.jpg

http://bookriot.com/2013/09/17/lets-put-james-franco-book-covers/?doing_wp_cron=1379446355.5045189857482910156250

last pic is the best

Also I just think this ironic badly-maintained facial hair thing is never going to take

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 14:12 (Yesterday) Permalink

Have we learned nothing from Ethan Hawk?

thank you for this bizarre instagram

He's interviewed in this month's Art Review. He comes across as bright and serious. It's a shame he's such a terrible artist.

spraaaaang breeeaaaaakkkk

foreeeevvvvvaaaaaaa

http://instagram.com/p/gLkuAky9WC/

jamesfrancotv
9 minutes ago
At #lax Some s** tbag shot up the place.

holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRckgn36lzY

Just so tired of it.