"i am the centaur of the universe."
"i am the master of the whorled."
― estela, Thursday, 5 September 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link
"Neither have you!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 September 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/g290/130902_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/16/p465/130916_contest_p465.jpg
"Oh, no, no. This is completely normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link
something about being a big shot
― conrad, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
"We're upgrading from rat race to cannonball run"
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link
"don't be ridiculous, of course i'm not going to fire you."
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
A screaming comes across the sky...
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
Excuse me, I'm trying to clean out the cannon chamber with my pube brush.
― Z S, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
"when i use the word 'literally' that is what i mean"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
"Finally we've found a bore bigger than you"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
"I'm afraid you misheard, Graham. Our agency promised you'd get the nobble and enter the cannon."
― Grampsy, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
"Are you a subscriber to the theory of nominative determinism, Mr Shrapnel?"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"Mr. Musk has assured me that this is completely safe, and you should arrive at San Francisco in an hour."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
"The 50 foot woman needs her mascara."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
lol @ Hurting2
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah, good 1
― best null wave (bnw), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
"Really Mr Jones, there's no need to start climbing out until you hear the gun go off."
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
best effort in months hi5 everyone
hurting otm
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"It's a boom and bust economy, old chap - we go bust, you go boom"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
"It's the role you were born for, Mr. Wadding."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
I think mine might be too topical/obscure to actually enter
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
nonsense imo, topicality a bonus and it's hardly obscure
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
"Take that, Hitler!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
"Consider yourself lucky, we usually hire a much higher caliber of men."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
this is killing me
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
"These days it's important to eat your own dogfood." (may require familiarity with awful businessR0xx books)
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
^ actual lols at this
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
"yes, we were all surprised to find out that jaegers have vas deferens. now start cleaning."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
"For the last time, this IS business class."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
"We _would_ normally have an intern do it but school's back in."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link
"If you get hungry, just hoot and we'll lob a roast chicken your way."
― Øystein, Monday, 9 September 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry but these charges are clearly noted in the agreement."
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
"It's good exposure."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
"This is going to be great for you."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
"It's called teamwork, Simpson."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
"what i need you to do right now is to focus on the landing"
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
haha nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link
"you feeling like a saint, yet? cause you've just been CANNONIZED"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 September 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/g290/130909_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/23/p465/130923_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 September 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link
"ah here, i'm not on easter island am i now ffs? bollocks."
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:28 (ten years ago) link
WILMAAAAAAAA
― tuomas finnchon (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
xps none of those are half as good as mine, is zs doing his job here at all
"PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60laqJOuNBM
― came the time he flipped his lid came the time he flipped his lid (snoball), Monday, 16 September 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link
"first I notice a handle has appeared on my table lamp and now I open the curtains to find this!"
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link
drapes sorry
― conrad, Monday, 16 September 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
"that cunt banksy's drawn on the window again"
― quite racist, don't mind rap (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link