James Franco and his LIPS !!!

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ya i thought hader was great; this was overall p good, much better than most roasts

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

that Norm clip isn't nearly as good without actual video. both that and Samberg's have to be taken in context, they're a lot funnier when they come after 6-7 dudes just trying to be as mean and vulgar as possible. I thought Samberg's was funny because his jokes pretty much all wound up making fun of himself, IMO a bit different than what Norm did

frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:20 (ten years ago) link

conceptual isn't the same as high concept

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link

Jeff Ross is the fucking worst, why is that guy alive

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

idk, i didn't hate him on the franco roast

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link

i feel like he really didnt get a lot of shit

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

he is a higher-up among the Friars, and probably woulda fit right in at that Club in 1949.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

even with the hideous cornrows

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

i thought jonah hills shots at him kinda landed

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

i just glimpsed the cornrows in the Samberg clip and assumed it was just for the occasion?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

oh right

SPRANG BREAAAAK

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah JF's award-worthy performance that had slipped my mind already

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

tbf I haven't seen it yet

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if the other comedians were too scared to go hard at Ross in case he gave them the Jonah Hill treatment. Which would have made it better, I think.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

Jeff Ross is a clown but at least he can tell a joke. I dunno for me these roasts only work when they're truly merciless, and these guys aren't cut out for it, they kept apologizing and giggling. Sarah Silverman and was pretty funny, and Natasha Leggero's dick in a box joke re: Lorne Michaels's open-casket funeral was pretty ace. But I would take eight Gilbert Gottfried's over the rest of the panel.

Also was nobody weirded out by Franco's "sign off"? Ugh.

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:21 (ten years ago) link

he is a higher-up among the Friars, and probably woulda fit right in at that Club in 1949.

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dunno if this was intended as a compliment, a diss or just an observation, but yes. Jonah Hill used it as a slam against him that Ross is probably only suited to do just this one thing, but I always like his appearances on these things. His joke about Franco at the Oscars being "a worse host than the AIDS monkey" was one of the evening's best.

Agreed, though, that this needed Gilbert Gottfried. But that's true of every roast.

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 5 September 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

no, Ross makes my skin crawl sometimes, but his approach is much more in keeping with the trad Friars Club roasts, where this format originated.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

he's v creepy

but good at roast-jokes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

agreed that every roast needs Gilbert Gottfried

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

I dunno Jeff Ross just looks like a dude who freebases coke at the Playboy Mansion and then breaks down in tears after paying $500 for a blowjob

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

sounds like a joke Jeff Ross would make at a roast

the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

xpost well yeah I don't think anyone's saying he's a great looking dude or uncreepy

but he's acceptably good at his one comedy job ie roasting ppl so

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

his title is Roastmaster General

now i want to eat roast beef

brownie, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

roasts are seriously the worst shit ever, every time

I love that norm mcdonald thing tho. My friend made me watch the bob saget roast but he didn't tell me why and I sat through like an hour of "bob saget more like bob FAGET lol also he is a paedophile no seriously love ya man" and I was like why the hell are you making me watch this bullshit, and then the mcdonald thing happened and I seriously lost my shit

context prob helped for sure

Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

seriously

Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

yeah I should add I've only ever seen comedy central and (britisher) channel 4 contributions to the genre

Frances Ha-Ha #CUNT (wins), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

this made me laugh.

samberg was great.

goole, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link

i like how noone was laughing at samberg at first except hader who was almost on the floor dying

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Hey guys, where does James Franco store his enormous collection of newspaper clippings about Paris? In his Franco-file!

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

Ha!

*tera, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

What until you see what saucy spoonsful he has filed under Franco-American.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

where does he keep his Phranc records

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

http://t.co/3V0dMgB9fI

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

Only just now realized that JF is the evil, bizarro, straight-vague version of NPH.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:35 (ten years ago) link

I might take a position on that if I ever watched the Tonys.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

Don't worry. He'll get his shot at the Oscars soon enough.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 16 September 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

as long as we don't see JF in Assassins or Hedwig

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 September 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

He needs to play a dad in a movie. Johnny Depp needs to play someone's dad...or grandfather.

*tera, Monday, 16 September 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

those sunglasses don't even look good on him

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 September 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

lol + otm

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

I think he's listening to Bad Company in that photo

fresh (crüt), Monday, 16 September 2013 19:50 (ten years ago) link

have we discussed his instagram account

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

i said this elsewhere but he looks like he's auditioning for the lead in the al parker biopic there

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

is his instagram real??

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link


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