Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

i'll come out of my shell if you get down from your high horse

prob winner

agreed.

tbh i dont understand why ppl felt the need to carry on after it but i mean i'll play along i spose, throw another few in in case there's a quota.

"You suck, Daltrey!"

"I should've known I'd misheard when she wanted to 'snail away' with me"

okay, maybe I am a nice guy but you know what they say about nice guys

"i am the centaur of the universe."

"i am the master of the whorled."

"Neither have you!"

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• "You knew your wife might remarry."
• "Ten bucks says you can't hit him twice."
• "Business school changed you, son."

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"Oh, no, no. This is completely normal"

something about being a big shot

"We're upgrading from rat race to cannonball run"

"don't be ridiculous, of course i'm not going to fire you."

A screaming comes across the sky...

Excuse me, I'm trying to clean out the cannon chamber with my pube brush.

"when i use the word 'literally' that is what i mean"

"Finally we've found a bore bigger than you"

"I'm afraid you misheard, Graham. Our agency promised you'd get the nobble and enter the cannon."

"Are you a subscriber to the theory of nominative determinism, Mr Shrapnel?"

"Mr. Musk has assured me that this is completely safe, and you should arrive at San Francisco in an hour."

"The 50 foot woman needs her mascara."

lol @ Hurting2

yeah, good 1

"Really Mr Jones, there's no need to start climbing out until you hear the gun go off."

best effort in months hi5 everyone

hurting otm

"It's a boom and bust economy, old chap - we go bust, you go boom"

"It's the role you were born for, Mr. Wadding."

I think mine might be too topical/obscure to actually enter

nonsense imo, topicality a bonus and it's hardly obscure

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

"Take that, Hitler!"

"Consider yourself lucky, we usually hire a much higher caliber of men."

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

this is killing me

"These days it's important to eat your own dogfood." (may require familiarity with awful businessR0xx books)

"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"

^ actual lols at this

"yes, we were all surprised to find out that jaegers have vas deferens. now start cleaning."

"For the last time, this IS business class."

"We _would_ normally have an intern do it but school's back in."

"If you get hungry, just hoot and we'll lob a roast chicken your way."

"I'm sorry but these charges are clearly noted in the agreement."

"It's good exposure."

"This is going to be great for you."

"It's called teamwork, Simpson."

"what i need you to do right now is to focus on the landing"

haha nice

"you feeling like a saint, yet? cause you've just been CANNONIZED"

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• "I see you are unfamiliar with French mythology."
• "Yeah, but this race is up the side of a window."
• "Big deal—you can run but you can't hide!"

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"ah here, i'm not on easter island am i now ffs? bollocks."

WILMAAAAAAAA