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no drinks, lunchtime lunch

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

nakh are u aware of our vincent browne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70pFmnILJn8

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

deems in more advanced media markets a talking point is more than just a 'question', it's the closest our age gets to socratic discourse

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

yes i am aware but not especially so

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

i've not bought the irish times in quite a while

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

emo kids in provincial towns should feel bad about being emo kids in provincial towns, there's prob fucking cows need milking

i'm not ever sure what one should feel bad about saying about ppl you dont like in yr teens, to address the q. yr a teen and they're cunts, it's hard to draw up rules that cover the necessary ground.

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link

can they say knackers

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

'can they'

well as a responsible adult you'd be having a word obv

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

don't you think a fairer response would be to empower the so called 'knackers' to give the emo kids a second round of punishment beatings in order to correct their racism?

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

no

i think what you've prob got to do is arm the emos sufficently so that there exists reason enough for a detente and nothing really ever kicks off, yr emos learn to lean in and participate, yr knackers obv start to see the benefit of mutual non-aggression pacts at an early stage in their criminal careers, they prob get round to destroying the gaa lads before xmas term ends as a unified if uneasy force

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

guys what "tinkers"

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

what ABOUT

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

deems u gotta do a taxonomy of rural irish teenage groups/stereotypes

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

nah

'tinkers' an offensive enough term but it doesnt imo/e have the edge of knacker to it- there'd be old ppl out rural that remember when a tinker was a tinker and would have mended, sharpened, fixed around the place. they'd have called into my grandmothers and been known and known there was welcome and tinker was how they were known.

but prob nowadays it's just a softer way of marking the travellers tbh

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link

the way i hear it my mom wasn't allowed to talk to the tinker boy

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

irish teen groups idk

there was a load of them mighty boosh kids, they'd have been grunge when i was a lad and emo prob a few years behind me but they were boosh iirc. now they just wear yellow shoes with stripey tights. as a group they'd be known as eejits. there's a lot more of them in dublin, or than i remember from when i was at school.

there's yr skangers, you'll have known them

there's yr group of kinda normalish indie kids, not standing out or anything beyond a partic satchel or w/e. ilxy looking yknow.

there's preppy kids in dublin. we didn't have them.

there's culchie kids. struggling for style and maybe getting there or not as the solid upbringing brought them out of themselves or not. teeth are better these days.

gaa lads. we had gaa lads. not quite jocks ime experience until i moved to a bigger town, then yeah def stereotype jocks.

idk. i stress i grew up in rural communities and we had p much fuck all of anything beyond culchie or normal kids. the only other group of note were eh prob under the heading 'troubled' kids where the parents were alcos or just fucked or w/e i mean we had more of those than we did booshes skangers or preppy combined

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

didnt u play gaa

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

yr mom was rural gbx iirc, i would never have asked her age but yeah if she was rural in the 50's or 60's the tinker divide, i guess here now, was probably nothing like as pronounced as it is now ito standards of poverty/living or what have you.

i was 16 when we moved to a town where they were travellers but tbh by that stage, or in that town, or w/e, it was not a distinct culture, they'd all have been housed and settled and not really any different from many townie kids from estates as i'd have seen em

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:25 (ten years ago) link

i played hurling during one of my incarnations (donegal 1988-94 iirc) but never really football, tbrr i was an athletics star when that wasnt any fucking good to you in rural ireland but no i never played team sports and never went near the fuckin gaa lads in actual games those guys would kill you

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

darragh did you know any asians growing up

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

lol wtf man srsly i was probably notable enough for knowing some english ppl growing up

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

the other day an erudite elderly relative was explaining the moral superiority of gaelic fitba, sthing like more opportunities to score, not english

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

i saw a black guy in a hotel in killybegs in 1993 i was 12 i guess it was 'woah'

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

darragh are you friends with any asians now irl, any mates

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

the superiority in gaelic and the ease of scoring is that it causes u as a defender to front the fuck up i think. you sit off, he scores, anywhere within 40 yards. hence, prob, the noted leniency on physical contact vs other sports such as soccer, rugby, wrestling or murder

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

since this is now the ask deems thread, what were your athletics events and how good were u and do u think u could outsprint michael dawson over 100m

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

yeah my mom was rural as hell (UP HILL BOTH WAYS, NO RUNNING WATER, AYE WE RAISED RABBITS), and in the 50s as well

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

xp nope, tho i promise i've not been avoiding em or anything

the newest mate i've met irl is a rather spiffing young gay military history grad of norman heritage who is v politically active. he would, imo, make an excellent addition to hibernian ilx but he tends to make jokes of questionable taste regarding the lower orders etc so maybe not just yet

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

lol this always turns into the ask deems threads and i bet the irish ilxors are rtde

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

boys u13 champion donegal 1993 in 200m, 100m hurdles, long jump, high jump and 1500m at yr service, ulster champ high jumper and 4th in all ireland that year (tho i was forced to wear spiked shoes which threw me)

couldnt outsprint dawson now, no, but back then i'd back myself against most (i was silver in the 100m fwiw but yerman was all-ireland winner that year so i wasn't gutted)

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

i do prob need an ask deems thread tbrr on volume alone if not noteworthiness or expertise

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

what was your best 100m? dawson would be maybe high 12s or something idk? we won't be harsh and force his limited mind to navigate any real or metaphorical hurdles so just flat out peak deems vs peak dawson

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

yeah my mom was rural as hell (UP HILL BOTH WAYS, NO RUNNING WATER, AYE WE RAISED RABBITS), and in the 50s as well

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx),

ya fuck all eating in a rabbit we were lucky (ancestrally like) we had the fishing

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

deems are there any irish tv shows you rate and would recommend watching

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link

idk these weren't timed events that i recall nakh

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:44 (ten years ago) link

deems do you feel j.r.r. tolkien appropriated any of yer culture for the lord of the rings and if so which parts

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

'the irish' = deems, everyone knows this and assents

So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

eh factual or dramatic or documentary style or what

i mean there's this show called 'hands' that i can't find anywhere online but shows every few years and it is filmmaker going from town to town just spending an hour each time on a particular craftsman and it is a+ record of (at a guess) 60's ireland as well as being the 'how it's made' of its day, if how it's made focused on men drinking strong tea before making cartwheels or raising honeybees or casting iron in a shed or w/e

'reeling in the years' is a p good newsreel show that does year-to-year summations of the stories, scandals, music, fashion, sport, adverts w/e of that year, it's a good starter

drama- ppl rep for 'love/hate' which deals with post celtic tiger drug/gang drama- not watched but it's not under fierce competition here.

politics- nothing glitzy or as clever as yr jon stewarts etc, but current affairs are well served by yr primetime, frontline, tonight with aforementioned vincent browne i guess.

i am not massively 'cultured' tbh. watch some hurling if you can find a hd clip, that's the stuff. and guinness ads.

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

jrr tolkien- can't say as any of it resonates strongly tbh. it's a v british work and if we were appropriated anywherre it may well be as the dunlander oathbreakers skulking in ignorance and fear as we faded into nothingness in the far hills away from the light and warm evenings of yr brees and yr brandybucks

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

The Dunlendings almost all had beards, dirty faces, and long matted hair. They also wore clothes of leather and animal skin. The weapons carried by Dunlendings were simple but effective for their purpose. They usually fought with clubs and pitchforks, and at times they carried torches to act as lights at night and to burn buildings by day. The buildings that Dunlendings lived and worked in were crude shacks of wood and animal skin that were often sabotaged by wargs and sometimes the Rohirrim

^^^^

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

So the dunlenders were a bunch of scrappers

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link

deems are there any irish tv shows you rate and would recommend watching

― 乒乓, Monday, September 2, 2013 8:44 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hmFPBf-C8

max, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

while that was good enough, apparently they were.

we do not get to see, tbh, if, after the king returned, they developed into a race of lugubrious drunkards prone to religion and property development

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

can't see that max

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

max's ppl are from roscommon, ireland does not, imo, get much realer than roscommon, like the west but without even 'the fishing' ffs

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

i have found hands, thank u thread

"Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

sally o'brien and the way she might look at you

max, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah tho 'my people' who are from ireland comprise only like 1/8 of my total people, maybe 1/16th, i can never remember

max, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

still i love ireland and i love the irish and love sally o'brien and the way she might look at you and the pint of harp

max, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link


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