ZODIAC ♈ ♉ ♊ ♋♌ ♍ ASTROLOGY ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑♒ ♓ HOROSCOPE

though i am more likely to have pointless crushes on Aries dudes.

i'm also gemini (tho acc to lunar hebraic astrological signs i'm taurus)

you act more like a taurus tbh

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

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gemini

sup aries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjPQowpnJGo

I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.

― Treeship, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:59 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this supposed to be a "funny"?

james franco, whats your sign

aries. and i take this stuff seriously, which might be unfashionable around here. seems to be anyway.

sorry that sounded hostile. i am a bit stoned. not trying to make enemies here. i am interested in the internet.

what is your rising sign?

I am Sagittarius with Capricorn rising and my moon in Cancer conjunct Saturn.

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

Libra

this was a mistake, coming here

we talk about you in this thread too:
no boys allowed in the room!!!!

oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just showing off.

haha my moon is in Leo and I have Aries rising

I mean I have had my chart done is that is all true.

Why is it that if a girl gets fucked in the ass she's still considered a virgin, but if a guy gets fucked in the ass it's "losing his virginity"? Anyway my birthday is on Saturday

I'm turning 13, apparently

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Scorpio-rising-kenneth-anger.jpg

I'm a Pisces in Uranus

I've been terrible at stewarding this poll. How very Sagittarian of me. Enough passion to c&p all the little symbols into the thread title, but then tossing it frivolously to the wind and optimistically believing it will take care of itself. Oh well, it got James Franco here at least. Hi, Mr. Franco!

I started this thread because I was listening to Jay Mohr interview Duff McKagan and Jay kept calling people "centaurs": "oh, Perry Farrell, he's a real centaur, you know what I mean?". Perry's actually a Pisces, so I don't know what the fuck dude was on about, but it piqued my interest in the zodiac, which I've never really paid any attention to at all.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab21b9864ec6f69540b4ad82695d492/tumblr_ms1xjiZa4x1rhzia9o1_500.jpg

don't know if that's trve kvlt black metal astrology or what

I am a goat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTCQVWWIMAENh3G.jpg

But in a lot of ways I'm very non-Capricorn like and kind of the opposite of what they're supposed to be. Not that I believe in astrology anyway but that's always mystified me a bit.

Oh God, look how cute I am!

http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1954036.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Adam-Virgo-1954036.jpg

ILM is a virgo. ILE is a gemini.

that totally makes sense. ilm categorizing shit, makin' lists - ile excelling at nothing

god, of course gaahl is a leo

1p3 is a Leo too!

sun in cancer / ascendant in cancer / moon in gemini / mercury in cancer / venus in gemini / mars in libra / jupiter in scorpio / saturn in libra / neptune in sagittarius / uranus in sagittarius / pluto in libra

oh and chiron in taurus

pisces bitches

I don't know what any of this means:

sun in cancer / ascendant in cancer / moon in gemini / mercury in cancer / venus in gemini / mars in libra / jupiter in scorpio / saturn in libra / neptune in sagittarius / uranus in sagittarius / pluto in libra

is the sun gonna be ok?

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

lol crut

<3 crut, laughed out loud

the uranus & pluto charts are pretty ridic, right? like with their orbits they stay in the same sign for like 170 years or something

yeah i'm not an astrologer but the zodiacal placement of the outer planets tend to be interpreted as a sort of generational influence, but the placement of those planets in the chart (eg which 'house' it is in and its geometric relationships to other planets) are often read as having more direct personal significance

i used to hang out in occult bookstores as a lonely yung teen, is how i know all this stuff

Similarly, I worked at a psychic hotline for a year and there was a resident astrologer. That's who did my chart. I forget what most of it means, though.

pisces

wood rat

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We are legion.

Actually, four

Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.

happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo

<3 thanks
I re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.

Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....

what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?

My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.

thanks, *tera

I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.

https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80

http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg

my wife is a cancer

that's her astrological sign too

In her heart, she heard you say that.

Eric otm.

https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg

Harrowing imo.

according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey

― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago

It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.

to summarize the poll though:

air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.

and a fairly even mix of:
fixed signs: 26
cardinal signs: 23
mutable signs: 29

lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMQdEECnmKy/

this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil

hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.

hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.

the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls

yeah totally, wait, what?

lol