pisces are my weakness.
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
i am surrounded by geminis at all times....not a good mix with the crab
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
though i am more likely to have pointless crushes on Aries dudes.
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
i'm also gemini (tho acc to lunar hebraic astrological signs i'm taurus)
― Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
you act more like a taurus tbh
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.
― Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
gemini
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
sup aries
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjPQowpnJGo
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
― Treeship, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:59 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this supposed to be a "funny"?
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
james franco, whats your sign
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
aries. and i take this stuff seriously, which might be unfashionable around here. seems to be anyway.
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
sorry that sounded hostile. i am a bit stoned. not trying to make enemies here. i am interested in the internet.
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
what is your rising sign?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
I am Sagittarius with Capricorn rising and my moon in Cancer conjunct Saturn.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
Libra
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
this was a mistake, coming here
we talk about you in this thread too:no boys allowed in the room!!!!
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was just showing off.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
haha my moon is in Leo and I have Aries rising
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
I mean I have had my chart done is that is all true.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Why is it that if a girl gets fucked in the ass she's still considered a virgin, but if a guy gets fucked in the ass it's "losing his virginity"? Anyway my birthday is on Saturday
― i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
I'm turning 13, apparently
― i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Scorpio-rising-kenneth-anger.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Pisces in Uranus
― I'm James Franco, bitch! (Trayce), Thursday, 5 September 2013 06:02 (ten years ago) link
I've been terrible at stewarding this poll. How very Sagittarian of me. Enough passion to c&p all the little symbols into the thread title, but then tossing it frivolously to the wind and optimistically believing it will take care of itself. Oh well, it got James Franco here at least. Hi, Mr. Franco!
I started this thread because I was listening to Jay Mohr interview Duff McKagan and Jay kept calling people "centaurs": "oh, Perry Farrell, he's a real centaur, you know what I mean?". Perry's actually a Pisces, so I don't know what the fuck dude was on about, but it piqued my interest in the zodiac, which I've never really paid any attention to at all.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab21b9864ec6f69540b4ad82695d492/tumblr_ms1xjiZa4x1rhzia9o1_500.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
don't know if that's trve kvlt black metal astrology or what
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:43 (ten years ago) link
I am a goat.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTCQVWWIMAENh3G.jpg
But in a lot of ways I'm very non-Capricorn like and kind of the opposite of what they're supposed to be. Not that I believe in astrology anyway but that's always mystified me a bit.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
Oh God, look how cute I am!
http://i3.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article1954036.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Adam-Virgo-1954036.jpg
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link
ILM is a virgo. ILE is a gemini.
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link
that totally makes sense. ilm categorizing shit, makin' lists - ile excelling at nothing
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
god, of course gaahl is a leo
1p3 is a Leo too!
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
sun in cancer / ascendant in cancer / moon in gemini / mercury in cancer / venus in gemini / mars in libra / jupiter in scorpio / saturn in libra / neptune in sagittarius / uranus in sagittarius / pluto in libra
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link
oh and chiron in taurus
pisces bitches
― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
I don't know what any of this means:
― crüt zingmaster (crüt), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
is the sun gonna be ok?
according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey
― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
lol crut
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
<3 crut, laughed out loud
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
the uranus & pluto charts are pretty ridic, right? like with their orbits they stay in the same sign for like 170 years or something
― goole, Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
yeah i'm not an astrologer but the zodiacal placement of the outer planets tend to be interpreted as a sort of generational influence, but the placement of those planets in the chart (eg which 'house' it is in and its geometric relationships to other planets) are often read as having more direct personal significance
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link
i used to hang out in occult bookstores as a lonely yung teen, is how i know all this stuff
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 5 September 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link
Similarly, I worked at a psychic hotline for a year and there was a resident astrologer. That's who did my chart. I forget what most of it means, though.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
pisces
― D@v3 M. (dan m), Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
wood rat
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 September 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
My favorite horoscope ever
Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Actually, four
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link
Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.
― les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link
happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
<3 thanksI re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
thanks, *tera
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link
I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
my wife is a cancer
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
that's her astrological sign too
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
In her heart, she heard you say that.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
Eric otm.
― Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
Harrowing imo.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link
― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago
It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
to summarize the poll though:
air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.
and a fairly even mix of:fixed signs: 26cardinal signs: 23mutable signs: 29
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMQdEECnmKy/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link
hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:29 (three years ago) link
hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link
the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls
― exist in theory (esby), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link
yeah totally, wait, what?
― lukas, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link