sag
― crüt, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
♏
― Aimless, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
this is the dawning of the the fuck fuckin fuckin fuck
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link
that's how i sing it in the car
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
baphomet
― am0n, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link
I'll be your waitress for this evening. Can I get you anything? Water? Sure, I'll fuckin carry your fucking water. *grumblegrumble*
― emil.y, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link
someone once tried to tell me that i was a water sign and my girlfriend at the time was fire, and that's why we got along so well. but aqrs is air and we hated each other! what a dummy!
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link
no ophiuchus?
― Real cyberpunks think Radio Shack sucks (get bent), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
Bearin' water.
My grandfather took up astrology to rid himself of the Jehovah's Witnesses who'd glommed onto my mentally ill granny, and he was very good at it. Nothing freaks out JWs more than eeeeeeeevil pagan Satanic old astrology.
― aldi young dudes (suzy), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
cancer, the biggest loser in the zodiac...every horoscope begins the same, "awww, it's not so bad, cancer..."
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
we are all Pisces, admit it
― nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
(i'm not)
― nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Season Lunar Month Fixed Element Solar Longitude Solar Term Western DateSpring 1st – 寅(yin) Tiger Wood 314° 立春 lìchūn Feb 04 – Feb 18329° 雨水 yǔshuǐ Feb 19 – Mar 052nd – 卯(mao) Rabbit Wood 344° 啓蟄 qǐzhé (驚蟄 jīngzhé) Mar 06 – Mar 200° 春分 chūnfēn Mar 21 – Apr 043rd – 辰(chen) Dragon Earth 14° 清明 qīngmíng Apr 05 – Apr 1929° 穀雨 gǔyǔ Apr 20 – May 4Summer 4th – 巳(si) Snake Fire 44° 立夏 lìxià May 5 – May 2059° 小滿 xiǎomǎn May 21 – June 55th – 午(wu) Horse Fire 74° 芒種 mángzhòng Jun 06 – Jun 2089° 夏至 xiàzhì Jun 21 – Jul 066th – 未(wei) Goat Earth 104° 小暑 xiǎoshǔ Jul 07 – Jul 22119° 大暑 dàshǔ Jul 23 – Aug 06Autumn 7th – 申(shen) Monkey Metal 134° 立秋 lìqiū Aug 07 – Aug 22149° 處暑 chùshǔ Aug 23 – Sep 078th–酉(you) Rooster Metal 164° 白露 báilù Sep 08 – Sep 22181° 秋分 qiūfēn Sep 23 – Oct 079th–戌(xu) Dog Earth 194° 寒露 hánlù Oct 08 – Oct 22211° 霜降 shuāngjiàng Oct 23 – Nov 06Winter 10th – 亥(hai) Pig Water 224° 立冬 lìdōng Nov 07 – Nov 21244° 小雪 xiǎoxuě Nov 22 – Dec 0611th – 子(zi) Rat Water 251° 大雪 dàxuě Dec 07 – Dec 21271° 冬至 dōngzhì Dec 22 – Jan 0512th – 丑(chou) Ox Earth 284° 小寒 xiǎohán Jan 06 – Jan 19301° 大寒 dàhán Jan 20 – Feb 3
― nostormo, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
my zodiac sign is "the sex number"
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 30 August 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
(cancer)
Virgo.
― Dog Man Star took a suck on a pill... (Turrican), Friday, 30 August 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beit_Alpha.jpg
― Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Beit_Alpha.jpg
Taurus bb
― Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
im a gemini and so is my brother and my BF
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
pisces are my weakness.
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
i am surrounded by geminis at all times....not a good mix with the crab
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
though i am more likely to have pointless crushes on Aries dudes.
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
i'm also gemini (tho acc to lunar hebraic astrological signs i'm taurus)
― Mordy , Friday, 30 August 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
you act more like a taurus tbh
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Friday, 30 August 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
I've seen whack zodiac charts list my bday as aires. The knights templar or whoever runs this should come to a consensus.
― Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
gemini
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
sup aries
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjPQowpnJGo
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link
― Treeship, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:59 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is this supposed to be a "funny"?
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link
james franco, whats your sign
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
aries. and i take this stuff seriously, which might be unfashionable around here. seems to be anyway.
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link
sorry that sounded hostile. i am a bit stoned. not trying to make enemies here. i am interested in the internet.
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
what is your rising sign?
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link
I am Sagittarius with Capricorn rising and my moon in Cancer conjunct Saturn.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link
oh i was asking james franco, specifically, but anyone can discuss this really
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
Libra
― james franco, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link
this was a mistake, coming here
we talk about you in this thread too:no boys allowed in the room!!!!
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:28 (ten years ago) link
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, September 5, 2013 1:27 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I was just showing off.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
haha my moon is in Leo and I have Aries rising
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link
I mean I have had my chart done is that is all true.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 5 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
Why is it that if a girl gets fucked in the ass she's still considered a virgin, but if a guy gets fucked in the ass it's "losing his virginity"? Anyway my birthday is on Saturday
― i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link
I'm turning 13, apparently
― i bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Scorpio-rising-kenneth-anger.jpg
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Pisces in Uranus
― I'm James Franco, bitch! (Trayce), Thursday, 5 September 2013 06:02 (ten years ago) link
I've been terrible at stewarding this poll. How very Sagittarian of me. Enough passion to c&p all the little symbols into the thread title, but then tossing it frivolously to the wind and optimistically believing it will take care of itself. Oh well, it got James Franco here at least. Hi, Mr. Franco!
I started this thread because I was listening to Jay Mohr interview Duff McKagan and Jay kept calling people "centaurs": "oh, Perry Farrell, he's a real centaur, you know what I mean?". Perry's actually a Pisces, so I don't know what the fuck dude was on about, but it piqued my interest in the zodiac, which I've never really paid any attention to at all.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ab21b9864ec6f69540b4ad82695d492/tumblr_ms1xjiZa4x1rhzia9o1_500.jpg
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link
don't know if that's trve kvlt black metal astrology or what
― how's life, Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:43 (ten years ago) link
I am a goat.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTCQVWWIMAENh3G.jpg
But in a lot of ways I'm very non-Capricorn like and kind of the opposite of what they're supposed to be. Not that I believe in astrology anyway but that's always mystified me a bit.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 September 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link
god, i'm totally in the mood to nerd out about astrology right now but i don't think ILX is the right place for it
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link
do it.
― how's life, Friday, 6 September 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link
ok but does anybody besides really care about how the upcoming favorable transits of Jupiter to my natal chart may ultimately affect my career?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
if not here, then where, elmo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
all the leos have been permabanned
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
I'm a Taurus babe
― homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
My parents were both Taurus and v stubborn.
Once we were all on vacation and my mom remarked what a long, gentle downhill slope we were on. My dad, who was driving, said we were driving uphill. They argued over this for a few minutes, until my dad pointed out that the road was following a river and the river was flowing the opposite direction from the direction we were driving. My mom answered that the river must be flowing uphill.
― Aimless, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_crime_duos/crime_duos_08.jpg
― goole, Friday, 6 September 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link
sup virgos
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link
my guinea pig is a virgo and he is persnickety about the arrangement of his cage, also he doesn't trust anyone
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
that's my kind of pig
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link
those are virgo traits, right! (also prey animal traits)
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
qed Virgos = prey animals
― carl agatha, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
sup
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
i am definitely a persnickety distrustful prey animal
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
i'm not that persnickety or distrustful or preyed upon, but tbh both my domicile and exaltation *are* in mercury
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
My Venus is in Gemini. It makes love matters very weird as a Taurus who craves stability and long term commitments, but then I have this Gemini urge to, you know, fuck everyone.
― homosexual II, Friday, 6 September 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
yo virgos. it's a challenge to type without capitalization. but, you know, i don't ever want to seem uptight. you?
― flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
Only about things that matter, like where stuff goes in the fridge and planning my schedule.
― no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
i have used up most of my virgoness on collecting music, leaving me free to let everything else hang out
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link
My favorite horoscope ever
Taurus You continue to hurt the ones you love–not because you're a weak or bad person, but because narrative logic seems to demand it of you.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:15 (ten years ago) link
Cant believe I missed this, Im a Leo, at least 3 other Leos (dlh included) that I know of on here
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:41 (ten years ago) link
Actually, four
― the hubert harumphreys of social media (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 7 September 2013 05:42 (ten years ago) link
Sorry man, I tried to make it difficult to miss with the bold text and the symbols.
― les don't save me fav (how's life), Saturday, 7 September 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link
happy birthday flamboyant goon virgo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
<3 thanksI re-read the "your coming year" horoscope prediction from 2012 and it was so otm that I cried a little.
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 8 September 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
Does taurus do well in relationships? Cause uh....
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link
what do you all use online for horoscopes? and how knowledgeable are you about rising signs and stuff like that?
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
My friend swears by Susan Miller's astrologyzone.com. It has never resonated with me though.
― *tera, Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
thanks, *tera
― Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link
I forgot to vote, but my sign won anyway.
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 8 September 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
https://thehairpin.com/astrology-is-fake-but-cancers-are-in-the-eye-of-the-storm-8776160dcc80
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nkJXSqm.jpg
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
my wife is a cancer
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
that's her astrological sign too
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link
In her heart, she heard you say that.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
Eric otm.
― Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ghewVmN.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
Harrowing imo.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 17 October 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link
according to an online rising sign calculator i just found which i am sure is 100% reliable i am also aries rising. i have no idea what that means but hey
― Nad Racket (jjjusten), Thursday, September 5, 2013 8:36 AM (seven years ago
It means you are awesome tbh. The rising sign is like the first impression you give people, or general outward self-presentation. Generally Aries rising: quick to respond and take action, energetic, comes across sometimes as bossy and blunt, often the recipient of "oh, I thought you worked here?" mistakes because of an air of confidence.
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
to summarize the poll though:
air signs (27) vastly outnumber signs in all the other elements, which are about even (16/17/18) -- which totally makes sense for a mostly text based message board about music, media, politics, etc.
and a fairly even mix of:fixed signs: 26cardinal signs: 23mutable signs: 29
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
lotta airheads and blowhards all up in this piece
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMQdEECnmKy/
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
this is up there with the meme about why if astrology isn't real then why is every man born between january and december evil
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link
hmmm. the pedant in me wishes to point out that january and december never fall between january and december in any given calendar year.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:29 (three years ago) link
hahaha, so basically the only non-evil men are Sagittarius, Capricorn, and a few Aquariuses? ... yeah, not buying that. You make a very good point.
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link
the pedant in me wishes to point out that astrology is racism for girls
― exist in theory (esby), Friday, 26 March 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link
yeah totally, wait, what?
― lukas, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Friday, 26 March 2021 03:57 (three years ago) link