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waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

The presence of waterface on a thread devoted to wondering where long lost ilxors have disappeared to lends credence to the idea that he is a bannee returned in redesigned clown makeup.

― Aimless, Friday, August 30, 2013 5:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Speaking of clowns, I was "interrogated" by one once at the circus. It didn't end well.

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link

Splooshie and the bannees

rooibos in disguise (wins), Friday, 30 August 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

From the Louis Armstrong House FAQ page:

Judging from home recorded tapes now in our Museum Collections, Louis pronounced his own name as “Lewis.” On his 1964 record “Hello, Dolly,” he sings, “This is Lewis, Dolly” but in 1933 he made a record called “Laughin’ Louie.” Many broadcast announcers, fans, and acquaintances called him “Louie” and in a videotaped interview from 1983 Lucille Armstrong calls her late husband “Louie” as well. Musicians and close friends usually called him “Pops.”

banjoboy, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link

coincidentally lj's furry name is "Pops" Yaygrrr

MAVEN ! (Matt P), Friday, 30 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

*kickflips over waterface*

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 30 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

*salutes ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ while drinking a BigGulp*

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

And unless you're Judy Garland, you'd better say St. Louis with a hard 's'.

― pplains, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:30 AM (1 hour ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AULocM49BE

k3vin k., Friday, 30 August 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

tbh murphey lee says "I'm so St Louis/ask my tattooist/I was like the waterboy now they sayin' you can do it" on the welcome to atlanta remix

everything I do is funky like Debussy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 August 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

this is embarrassing now

which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Friday, 30 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link

tell me you're not a yaygrr ffs

Ismael Klata, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Like I said, you're all under arrest

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

stop being a boring nerd, stop having a boring tuna.

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link

who was waterface before?

everything I do is funky like Debussy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

mod only knows

乒乓, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

my guess is waterface is buzza

Spectrum, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

fuck you for slandering buzza's name like that

乒乓, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

buzzin for buzza

Spectrum, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

You guys, you know you have the right to remain silent.

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

Anything you can say can and will be used against you in the court of my butt

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

tough but fair, i respect that.

Spectrum, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

*farts*

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

you should try some Beano, dude

Spectrum, Friday, 30 August 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

Anything you can say can and will be used against you in the court of my butt

― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I move for change of venue, this one stinks

everything I do is funky like Debussy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

rectum

MAVEN ! (Matt P), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

More like a three ring circus.

Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Friday, 30 August 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

I move for change of venue, this one stinks

Odor in the Court!

waterface, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:11 (ten years ago) link

heh

Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

Oh Calum?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 30 August 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

Nah. Waterface has said he was born in 91 and i believe that for some reason.

Treeship, Friday, 30 August 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

"i have mix tapes that are older than you"

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am beginning to miss Pat Finn.

Aimless, Monday, 16 September 2013 04:56 (ten years ago) link

uh I got some good news for you

i too went to college (silby), Monday, 16 September 2013 05:50 (ten years ago) link

no i think he knows

Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2013 06:01 (ten years ago) link

G-kit, Melton and Phil 2. Are they completely off ILX?

hyggeligt, Monday, 16 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

Deric W. Haircare/Old Lunch?

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

I haven't even seen gkit on FB now I think about it. mayb was defreinded.

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 16 September 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

I am friends with his missus on FB still. Though now that I have a look for him on her timeline, maybe I'm friends with his ex...

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 16 September 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

feel like i saw a solitary phil 2 post sometime recently

mookieproof, Monday, 16 September 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I'm sure ive seen Phil post at least occasionally. Melton disappeared aaaaages ago (in fact I might have even posted about it myself on this thread a couple years back).

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

Old Lunch was MIA for some time but he popped back up on the Breaking Bad thread today

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 September 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Oh cool! I saw some old DWH posts on the Altman thread I revived today and then did a posts search on the new DN which ended on the Peanuts thread last October.

A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link

keep getting old lunch, how's life and the late great mixed up

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

how's life used to be a food product iirc

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

the old life, great lunch and hows late

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:17 (ten years ago) link

i appreciate your constancy sarahel(l)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Stormy Davis???

money, chicken and other DNA (sleeve), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link

boy_slayer

this is how a punch sounds, like ditch, like quitch (soref), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

?

this is how a punch sounds, like ditch, like quitch (soref), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link


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