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you really don't want to know how this (https://www.kerrdrug.com/) is pronounced

― mookieproof, Thursday, August 29, 2013 9:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

"car," right? I lived in North Carolina where that's a common last name, and only one letter different from my last name, so I was known as Jesse "car."

I hear "Louis" as "loo ee" in my head, but I was embarrassed to find out I'd been pronouncing the name of the street in the French Quarter of NOLA wrong - it's Saint "Lewis," not "loo ee."

I should have fucking known, given that the Rue Chartres = "Charters" and Calliope Street = ... well, you can probably guess how that one is pronounced.

"Challops"

hard to imagine lj with a silent anything tbrr

lol

just want to say that this is a glorious post/display name combo right here:

if we ever meet, could you perform music w/my vacuum cleaner?

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell)

Americans named "Louis" pronounced like "Lewis": Farrakhan, Gossett Jr., Rukeyser
...pronounced like "Louie": Armstrong, C.K., Jordan, Sullivan

(Do I have that right?)

Yes, now if you'll just assume the position, spread your legs, you're under arrest for being a boring nerd

Waterface

*guitar solo*

You're a boring nerd.

The presence of waterface on a thread devoted to wondering where long lost ilxors have disappeared to lends credence to the idea that he is a bannee returned in redesigned clown makeup.

waterface have you ever considered a weird twitter account

^^^this guy gets it

Weird Twitter is everything to me

The presence of waterface on a thread devoted to wondering where long lost ilxors have disappeared to lends credence to the idea that he is a bannee returned in redesigned clown makeup.

― Aimless, Friday, August 30, 2013 5:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Speaking of clowns, I was "interrogated" by one once at the circus. It didn't end well.

Splooshie and the bannees

From the Louis Armstrong House FAQ page:

Judging from home recorded tapes now in our Museum Collections, Louis pronounced his own name as “Lewis.” On his 1964 record “Hello, Dolly,” he sings, “This is Lewis, Dolly” but in 1933 he made a record called “Laughin’ Louie.” Many broadcast announcers, fans, and acquaintances called him “Louie” and in a videotaped interview from 1983 Lucille Armstrong calls her late husband “Louie” as well. Musicians and close friends usually called him “Pops.”

coincidentally lj's furry name is "Pops" Yaygrrr

*kickflips over waterface*

*salutes ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ while drinking a BigGulp*

And unless you're Judy Garland, you'd better say St. Louis with a hard 's'.

― pplains, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:30 AM (1 hour ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AULocM49BE

tbh murphey lee says "I'm so St Louis/ask my tattooist/I was like the waterboy now they sayin' you can do it" on the welcome to atlanta remix

this is embarrassing now

tell me you're not a yaygrr ffs

Like I said, you're all under arrest

stop being a boring nerd, stop having a boring tuna.

who was waterface before?

mod only knows

my guess is waterface is buzza

fuck you for slandering buzza's name like that

buzzin for buzza

You guys, you know you have the right to remain silent.

Anything you can say can and will be used against you in the court of my butt

tough but fair, i respect that.

*farts*

you should try some Beano, dude

Anything you can say can and will be used against you in the court of my butt

― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I move for change of venue, this one stinks

rectum

More like a three ring circus.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzUlYwP58JNnMYIoVWHknmeOFvg516cK4zAevDkRSvLA6rhRR9

I move for change of venue, this one stinks

Odor in the Court!

heh

Oh Calum?

Nah. Waterface has said he was born in 91 and i believe that for some reason.

"i have mix tapes that are older than you"

I am beginning to miss Pat Finn.

uh I got some good news for you

no i think he knows

G-kit, Melton and Phil 2. Are they completely off ILX?