candy crush level 65 makes me want to throw my phone in the fucking river
― waterface down (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 August 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
i can't believe you're letting that fake game scam you
― Mordy , Thursday, 29 August 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
i would judge but i'm shoulder-deep into Puzzle & Dragons
― Nhex, Thursday, 29 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
the epilogue for The Room is hella fun
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
http://toucharcade.com/2013/09/04/a-snes-emulator-snuck-on-the-app-store-via-remote-file-manager/fully functional dropbox viewer that also coincidentally runs SNES roms when you load them through the program via ftp, only 99 cents and available now on iOSget it before they close the door
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
(works great btw)
that just looks really uncomfortable tbh (as do all iPhone emulators)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:44 (ten years ago) link
i'm playing on ipad btw
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Don't understand it but bought it anyway.
― i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
Jon, do you have snes romz handy? i can explain
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
read about this kinda sketch way to install a bunch of emulators to ios without jailbreak: http://emu4ios.weebly.com/
haven't tried yet tho
― diamonddave85, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
Xpost tonight will be whenI try to figger it out. I may gchat you!
― i believe we can c.h.u.d. all night (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:26 (ten years ago) link
I'm at a fantasy draft, but try me. Should be self-evident. Playing Earthbound!
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
I'm playing EarthBound too!! Though I'm halfway through the game on my laptop and cannot figure out how to load a save state I've got on my computer :(
― TITTWISORTH (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link
giant boulder death guys! adultswim so you know its good
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link
868-HACK!
roguelike/puzzle game. very simple (almost elegantly so) design
http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/iPad/868-Hack/review.asp?c=53545
― Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
looks amazing but $6?!
― Mordy , Friday, 6 September 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
Just buy it. ZS approved.
― Jeff, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
No, don't!
― Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link
I mean, it's a lot of fun but I think there's going to be an updated windows/Mac version soon! I think there may be a free version of it out there already. Of course I didn't learn this until after I had already bought the iOS version...
― Z S, Friday, 6 September 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
I bought it and I'm going to LOVE it. Once I play it.
― Jeff, Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
giant boulder of death is somewhat obsessive
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
that f'ing soundtrack. why do you do this to me.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 7 September 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link
gbod is driving me nuts now. Can't make it past 48000 points, and can make it to the third invinciboulder maybe 25% of the time, but never to the fourth one. the difficulty ramps up really sharply.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
on 42,000. just half a minute on the x10 wd be fine.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 7 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
Has ilxor got a similar type of thread for Android games?
― groovypanda, Monday, 9 September 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link
android games - are they all terrible
― Nhex, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
Cheers
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link
Had one great/lucky GBOD run to 150,000+ points that puts me in the 500s overall in the leaderboards, and i still feel like i'm terrible at this game.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
868-HACK is fucking great, worth ten times the price imo
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
i've been so addicted. my top score is 62 points for a single run. the balance between going for points and going for completion is so delicate!
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
you guys are really tempting me here
― Mordy , Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:21 (ten years ago) link
do it! at this point michael brough can charge me whatever the fuck he wants for his games
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link
i'm curious about his other games. there's a link to them within the app, and it looks like there are 3-4 others, about $1 each. have you played any of them govyouacc?
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
yeah, zaga-33 is another awesome roguelike, corrypt is a cool sokoban variant, but my favorite of his is vesper 5, in which you can only move once per day
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/02/michael-brough/all/
this wired profile goes into more detail about his ideas and aesthetic - he's absolutely the game designer i'm most excited about at this point
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
whoa, i didn't realize he was well known! i'll have to check out vesper 5, thanks!
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
Brough lists the card game Race for the Galaxy, designed by an economist named Thomas Lehmann, as a perfect example of a game that teaches a concept with a useful real-world application: opportunity cost, which refers to the idea that the cost of any action isn’t just the material cost you pay to do it, but also the value of the other actions that you could’ve chosen instead.Race for the Galaxy, Brough explains, has an exaggerated sense of opportunity cost. In the game, players have a hand of cards, and there are planets which they can settle. The number of cards you can play in a phase is limited. The catch: To play one card, you have to sacrifice another without using it, potentially losing access to it forever.
Race for the Galaxy, Brough explains, has an exaggerated sense of opportunity cost. In the game, players have a hand of cards, and there are planets which they can settle. The number of cards you can play in a phase is limited. The catch: To play one card, you have to sacrifice another without using it, potentially losing access to it forever.
i'm glad that this is mentioned in the article because it helps to explain the core appeal of 868-HACK. there's always tension because each program that you decide to acquire pushes you down a certain runthrough style while at the same time making other strategies more difficult to pursue. for example, one way to get a lot of points is to grab the Score and Exchange programs, and then using Score early on (the earlier you use Score, the more points it gives you). but going with that strategy makes it a lot harder to stockpile the resources to purchase the programs that help to fend off enemies and assist in navigation, so it becomes a lot more difficult to actually complete the game.
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
yeah, that's a good way of explaining it - i'm not very good at all (top score 30ish?), but honestly i haven't tried other strategies besides focusing on d_bomb/reset early, stockpiling data, and trying to survive and take easy points when they're offered
one of the things i like best about it is how survival comes with a price (yes, you unlock a new powerup and keep your score going - but you also lose all your data and accrued powers). the experience of starting over again without any abilities is weirdly humbling
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
Any alternatives to constantly crashing Simcity Deluxe? I just want to build a little world and do no one any harm...
― hyggeligt, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
xpost
if i'm playing for survival (which i usually am), i concentrate on getting the three weapons - D-bomb, Antivirus and Debug. it's tough to get them in the early game since they summon 4 enemies, but usually there's an opportunity to grab one that offers good cover. once i have those i grab a Reset and a Wait, and then start getting as many resources as possible. late in the game it's good to grab Step, because that one can really come in handy on the final level when you're just trying to book it!
if the opportunity presents itself early in the game, i go for points at the expense of survival. usually it's when i have the chance to grab 1-2 weapons on the first level, and then a Score pops up on level 2 and i have a decent chance of getting it without dying. if you can get Score early on (+ Exchange, if it's easy to grab and you have a lot of $$), then you can be a points machine for a few levels, because every time you use Score you'll get 5+ points. Exchange is useful at this point because you can later in the game, of course, Score becomes pointless. the big downfall of this strategy is that it's easy to die because you're spending all your resources on points rather than ramping up your mad skillz.
the best i've done in a single game while surviving is 41.
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:39 (ten years ago) link
Exchange is useful at this point because you can later in the game, of course, Score becomes pointless.
sorry, this should be
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link
i find most of the unlockable programs to be pretty weak (warp is useful for saving your ass but it doesn't seem worth going out of the way to get it), but i just unlocked ATK+ and it seems pretty awesome! it ups your attack by one (or by two, if you use it twice in a row) for a single level. feels pretty good to be rambo after getting so used to being so weak!
― Z S, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
his aesthetic kinda reminds me of david oreilly
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
tonight i've been playing around with trying to get score/exchange early and it really does make a difference in terms of pure point grinding - another thing is to kinda be judicious with your data siphon usage? if you have a couple in reserve and then get put in a level that has a decent amount of farmable data and has a safe place where you can pick off enemies, you can really generate a lot of points quickly without too much of a risk (obviously keeping a few blues in reserve in case you need to reset if all hell breaks loose)
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
that said the score/exchange strategy has also led to me getting cornered and eaten alive by three enemies more times than i'd like to admit
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i still haven't mastered it for sure. every once in a while it works well, though, and you can just bust 30+ points out of nowhere
― Z S, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link
corrypt is really hard
― Mordy , Wednesday, 11 September 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link
i just bought all these games because of this thread THANKS GUYS.
― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 September 2013 04:35 (ten years ago) link
i got a blue 5c iphone and celebrated by grabbing 868-hack. okay u were all right it is fantastic. my high score so far is 54 - i haven't actually completed a game yet.
― Mordy , Friday, 27 September 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link
goddammit mordy
― i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link