your terrible ideas

I didn't say it was worthwhile

in fact I admitted it was a terrible idea

no offense everyone, but there are some terrible ideas in this thread

haha

syria-themed blurred lines parody called "red lines"

"The Pottery" - a combination ceramics workshop / medicinal marijuana dispensary specifically for people with joint pain from rheumatoid arthritis

http://worstofehow.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/stoners_pot_palace.png

Get Blurred -- a mashup of Blurred Lines and Get Lucky in which I don't even try to make it work other than matching the tempo

We're Up All Night To Blur Lucky

You'd get Blurred Luck, wouldn't you? And it'd sound something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-HFzk___g

A movie called "SHAME ON ICE" with the tagline "Fool me thrice...SHAME ON ICE"

irl lol

The next Star Trek movie stars Russell Brand as Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

that's almost a great idea

I think that some of the most terrible of terrible ideas are. They have that superficial gloss of "well this could be great", just like "Let's remake Wrath of Khan!".

running pop song lyrics through google translate (something wacky like English -> Urdu -> Norwegian -> Hmong -> English) and performing the corrupted songs on youtube in the style of Pomplamoose

A Scottish knock-off of the Nintendo Wii, called the Wii Shite. Followed by a knock-off of the Wii U, called the Wii U Jimmy.

http://comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/star-trek-into-darkness-mudd-and-kirk.jpg

A "re-edit" of Who's Next consisting just of extended versions of the cool keyboard parts -- so basically just the intros to Baba O'Riley and Won't Get Fooled Again and maybe the keyboard solo from Bargain.

A "perpetual breath freshener" based on the concept of 2000 Flushes (ie a freshener fixed in your mouth)

Delicious with soup

who plays "Ice" in SHAME ON ICE?

"Brooklyn" themed t-shirts that say stuff like

"I just priced my working class neighbors out of...
BROOKLYN"

xp
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb132/gunning7/mr-cool-ice-tattoo-456a1109.jpg

a conceptual "depressed guy" standup comedy routine in which I don't actually tell jokes, I just go on for my whole set complaining and moaning about how bad things are and sighing (but in the sort of "rhythm" of standup comedy), and then at the very end I suddenly become highly energized and shout "THANKS VERY MUCH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU'VE BEEN A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE!"

The Cosby show reimagined where Cliff is a lawyer and Claire is a doctor. Absolutely nothing else is changed.

hahaha

I was thinking about those old step-by-step "how to draw x" manuals, and I was thinking about how the illustrator actually had to redraw each prior step for each step (e.g. for step 3 the illustrator had to draw 1-3, for step 4 he had to draw 1-4), and I was thinking there should be an infinite recursion version of this called "How to Draw 'How to Draw X'"

My wife and her brother grew up in a super small town named Dollar Bay; bro-in-law and I have invented a fake rap festival to be held there named BALLER DAY and have been making up performers for the lineup based on dumb inside jokes (Dissmore, Billy Grippo the Eastside Specialist, Stucchi Arms, Point Mills).

loll

The perfect gift for the Doctor Who obsessed stoner in your life: a bong shaped like a Dalek.

acoustic funk cover of "Everybody Dance Now" in the style of Dave Matthews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD61Sca8TlE

not quite that but figured there had to be some kind of acoustic version on youtube

and wow

t-shirt that says DEAD PARROT in the style of the Darkthrone logo and then on the back it says TRUE NORWEGIAN BLUE MORTAL

guest spot in a WALL•E sequel for will.i.am as WILL•I•

AM

christian fennesz and ryuichi sakamoto both start wearing wraparound shades and matching outfits to compliment their similar hair textures. and lots of keytars... frequent keytar changes between songs.

Haha

You'd think that you could just change the keytar settings to change the sounds, but no, they switch to entirely new keytars

a rap battle diss saying something about how the other rapper's website has femalestudent.jpg on it

maybe something like

"You only write rhymes for the kids with the backpacks/tried to go to your 'website', all I saw was a chick with a backpack"

bad news on the doorstep/I couldn't take one more step

I was also thinking I could rhyme it with "[some shitty rapper] called, he wanted wack back"

U2 cover band that performs in the style of ABBA, called "The Swedish Thing."

making "happy october y'all!!!! ;-)" my display name.

A Scottish Hendrix tribute act called See You Jimi.

A Scottish JLS tribute act called JLS (pronounced 'jigh el ess')

A Scottish Beady Eye tribute act called 'Och Beady Eye the noo'.

A Scottish Wizard tribute act called 'It Wisnae me-ard'

A Scottish James Brown tribute act called 'Papa's got a brand new bawbag'