100 reasons why "Chelsea Dagger" is the worst fucking song ever

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1. "Halloween Blues"
2. "This Old Ghost Town"
3. "She's Not Gone Yet But She's Leaving"
4. "Seven Nights, Seven Days"
5. "Shotgun Shoes"
6. "Whisky Saga"
7. "This Is Not the End of the World"
8. "Jeannie Nitro"
9. "We Need Medicine"
10. "Rock 'n' Roll Will Break Your Heart"
11. "Until She Saves My Soul"

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

"Chelsea Dagger" has also been played over stadium sound systems before and after many football matches, and has frequently been played at other sporting events as well. League One side Yeovil Town play the song after a goal is scored at their stadium Huish Park. Since moving to the Juventus Stadium in 2011, Italian Serie A side Juventus F.C. does the same, as does Scottish First Division outfit Raith Rovers. English Championship side Nottingham Forest, who have reluctantly used it for quite sometime as many fans are opposed to the banal moronitude of the track, as well as Perth Glory in the Australian Hyundai A-League.

Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

really transfixed by the Area Band mediocrity inherent to their song-titling approach

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link

Little is known about Lawler's life before he joined the Fratellis. He attended St. Maurice's High School and went to college before dropping out within three hours. Before joining the Fratellis, he played in an Oasis and Blur cover band.

Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

Oasis AND Blur? Fucking hell. Who is this crazy deviant.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

Mencap i wd "finest" yr display name but i'm not dealing with 200 posts from outraged Americans

RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

all part of the ongoing quest to find a joke with the smallest possible theoretical audience

big fan of twin cover bands and the bet-hedging therein - there's an Abba/Carpenters one that I see listings for quite often

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link

^that might be the platonic ideal

many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

Abbarpenters

Mark G, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link


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