and how!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link
that stuff's just great for everything!
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
would that be topically or internally administered?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sqn1WqBF1r8cw67o1_400.jpg
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
apple blossom time
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.
I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
does it hurt? or like
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
have you tried using successively larger toys?
― clouds, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah you gotta work up to it
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
Usually there's an involuntary spasm when you first try and take it and that's when you go "take it out take it out". Relax and breathe deep and you'll get it in a minute laterI say "you" but I mean "me" obv
― poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
I feel I'd be a very talented bottom but for my lack of exposure.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link
And unwillingness to groom.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
try sticking something in your butt
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
Does a traffic cone count?
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
you can always stick the traffic cone where your heart ought to be
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke ... through its rectum?
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Since yr issue seems to have more to do with girth than length, I'd say try beads. They're the best way to gradually make yourself comfortable with increasing thickness.
Of course, some guys just never get used to bottoming, whether due to physical or mental discomfort or some combo of both. In which case, no matter; plenty of us bottoms out there to go around.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Friday, 11 April 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bmxo1RuG1rnl9ur.gif
(joek courtesy: thedcgayz tumblr)
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link
omg what is that from??
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link
from my asshole
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:36 (ten years ago) link
plenty of us bottoms out there to go around
Lord, we don't need another bottomThere are bottoms and moonbeams enough to shine
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
P***ycat Dolls
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
for some reason i've only ever been able to finish while topping a select few dudes (all of whom happened to be asian, now that i think abt it \o_O/) — other than that i don't find it very enjoyable :\
― clouds, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
Let's let go of bottom shame together.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Not literally, of course.
oh... yes, er, of course. *pulls up pants*
― clouds, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Well, I mean, since you've already met me halfway ...
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
don't "let go" while bottoming
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link
That's a shitty thing to say
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 01:15 (ten years ago) link
my coworker sent me naked pictures today and he keeps wanting to screw me!
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 July 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link
bad idea yo
― The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
I don't even want to at alllll, he is SO corny and regular
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 July 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
He thinks Paris is Burning is stupid and also earnestly self-IDs as a "cub"
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 July 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link
No one has to like Paris is Burning (for some reason I really disliked it the first time I saw it but then LOVED it next time) but "stupid" isn't a very interesting criticism of it.
― Je55e, Sunday, 27 July 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
Stevie, forward the pictures to me.
― Je55e, Sunday, 27 July 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
He is so super uninteresting!!
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe he's sending you, a co-worker, nude pics. I haven't worked with many coworkers in a long time but this seems very strange to me.
― Je55e, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
He invites me to the bath house on like a fairly regular basis
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
"you're gay, i'm gay; therefore, we should be having sex" (?)
― clouds, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
works for me
unless your coworker is boring and ugly
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
so, someone whose videos on xtube have been favorites of mine for a while goes to my school. should i avoid like hell or say what's up?
― clouds, Monday, 20 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Hell of an icebreaker.
But seriously, why not say what's up?
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
sent him a pm, prob least terrifying option
― clouds, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link