I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead

humectant tumescents

slick dicks

"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.

lol

haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."

I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.

after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread

not because i don't love it tho

now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"

I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe

and how!

So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole

that stuff's just great for everything!

No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes

would that be topically or internally administered?

you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench

omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sqn1WqBF1r8cw67o1_400.jpg

apple blossom time

How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(

I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.

I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.

does it hurt? or like

Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.

have you tried using successively larger toys?

yeah you gotta work up to it

Usually there's an involuntary spasm when you first try and take it and that's when you go "take it out take it out". Relax and breathe deep and you'll get it in a minute later
I say "you" but I mean "me" obv

I feel I'd be a very talented bottom but for my lack of exposure.

And unwillingness to groom.

try sticking something in your butt

Does a traffic cone count?

you can always stick the traffic cone where your heart ought to be

Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke ... through its rectum?

Since yr issue seems to have more to do with girth than length, I'd say try beads. They're the best way to gradually make yourself comfortable with increasing thickness.

Of course, some guys just never get used to bottoming, whether due to physical or mental discomfort or some combo of both. In which case, no matter; plenty of us bottoms out there to go around.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bmxo1RuG1rnl9ur.gif

(joek courtesy: thedcgayz tumblr)

omg what is that from??

from my asshole

plenty of us bottoms out there to go around

Lord, we don't need another bottom
There are bottoms and moonbeams enough to shine

P***ycat Dolls

for some reason i've only ever been able to finish while topping a select few dudes (all of whom happened to be asian, now that i think abt it \o_O/) — other than that i don't find it very enjoyable :\

Let's let go of bottom shame together.

Not literally, of course.

oh... yes, er, of course. *pulls up pants*

Well, I mean, since you've already met me halfway ...

don't "let go" while bottoming

That's a shitty thing to say

my coworker sent me naked pictures today and he keeps wanting to screw me!

bad idea yo