I hate being a tall man in a small world

i like guns i think they are cool

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i'll take it back, but after time out. guns are not ok.

unless you meant big guns, as in the song of ilx poster cutty's former band h0ly h4il.

but back to tall men with large clocks. mmmm.

hi

hello.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5721/989606317bd7e625fb1.jpg

the cane elevates this to A++ territory, surely

100% absolutely.

unregistered is that you? you don't look very tall and your world does not look small wtf

i think the large clock affects your perception of tall.

unregistered, you look v v familiar.

Not meee! It's some random flickr dude who answers to the search terms "clock tourist." If Clock Tourist feels dwarfed or humbled by the size of the clock, then he doesn't show it. He exudes a quite confidence -- "I am tall, I have toured bigger clocks than this, everything is relative." When he gets home, he'll feel taller and prouder for marking off one more clock on his checklist, the way some guys feel more manly after notching their bedposts.

Is he familiar because he looks a bit like a gentler, turn-of-the-millennium Henry Rollins?

he really does look familiar to me too but i think there are millions of guys who look like him. i wonder why he's using a cane though, at his age. he looks about average height. it's good that he doesn't let his averageness bother him.

i think he looks like matt dc + someone else.
perhaps he had a clock injury that made it painful to walk.

Ah, so it's an umbrella, apparently. I still say he's at least 5'11", with or without an umbrella to prop himself up. Smartly-dressed 30-something dudes with square jaws and receding hairlines are pretty much all you ever see in certain upscale urban areas, so I can def understand why he reminds you of someone(s).

are receding hairlines really common in upscale urban areas!? anyway i say you are not tall unless you are above 6'1". he is an average man in an average world

and he is not a tall man with a large clock

i feel cheated.

duped.

misled.

i hope you are sorry unregistered.

perhaps my anger is unfair. you may also have been duped by this picture of misrepresented proportions. i am sorry.

in most countries the average male height is around 5'8" or 5'9"

thank you max

I'm just as much of a dupe as you are, and I beg your forgiveness. Tall men with large clocks, are they as rare in this day and age as quality felt hats and old-school chivalry? I wouldn't know a real one if I saw it. Well, Tehresa, I'm afraid we were both born a few generations too late.

youre welcome я рилли (harbl)

;_;

unregistered, we can get through this. together.

this is true. I feel better about myself now for facing the facts. I feel better about the world.

what is going on here

tall men with large woks?

unregistered and i are coming to terms with our feelings of being deceived by a man purported to be tall, with a large clock, that is really just kind of average, without cane, and doesn't have a large clock at all.

depends if he knows how to use it!
xpost

tall men who live on long blocks?

tall men with hard knocks

tall men with long socks

tall men who rock to bach(s)

dnw: tall men who sing out of their fachs

def not enjoyable.

/nerd

unregistered, do you live in asia

my clock is digital, will this be a problem?

digital clocks can be stimulating.

xxp

Asia? noway. I don't even own a wok (big or small), tho I know how to use one for, like, stir fry <(^.^)>

what is your favorite thing to stir and/or fry?

i was just wondering which small world you lived in

hoisin beef with water chestnuts and green onions and mixed veggies is one of the most awesome things to stir/fry in my small world of New England, imo, afaik

my brother lives in new england. do you know him? he is very tall.

i don't really like new england iirc

i like woks though, i need one

also do you wear one of those smocks when you cook like that tall guy with a blue smock is wearing

xpost - I'm not tall enough so that happens in regular sized stalls but one time years ago my friend and I did a bunch of bong hits and wound up in a bathroom that had been designed for kids only we didn't realize that at first and thought it was a bathroom of little people or elves and were in there for like 20 minutes talking over the stalls and kneeling to wash our hands while dying laughing and talking in what we decided elves voices sounded like.

In my own house, all of the bathroom mirrors are set up for my wife and son to see themselves, but I have to hunch over to catch a glimpse.

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https://twitter.com/tdhopper/status/660895389286051840

these are amazing

Short lady in Wake Med ICU lobby (where I’m visiting a friend who had a heart attack): “Excuse me, sir. Can I stand beside you for a minute?”
“Yes ma'am.”

Lady’s family all laughs.

Lady: “How tall are you?”

that guy sure is tall