wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
porky pig style
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
moist boners ;_;
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
they were jabbymoist, too, iirc
fast n' bulboustight also
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
humectant tumescents
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
slick dicks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
lol
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.
after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
not because i don't love it tho
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
and how!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link
that stuff's just great for everything!
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
would that be topically or internally administered?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sqn1WqBF1r8cw67o1_400.jpg
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
apple blossom time
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.
I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
does it hurt? or like
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
have you tried using successively larger toys?
― clouds, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah you gotta work up to it
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
Usually there's an involuntary spasm when you first try and take it and that's when you go "take it out take it out". Relax and breathe deep and you'll get it in a minute laterI say "you" but I mean "me" obv
― poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
I feel I'd be a very talented bottom but for my lack of exposure.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link
And unwillingness to groom.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
try sticking something in your butt
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
Does a traffic cone count?
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
you can always stick the traffic cone where your heart ought to be
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link
Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke ... through its rectum?
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link
Since yr issue seems to have more to do with girth than length, I'd say try beads. They're the best way to gradually make yourself comfortable with increasing thickness.
Of course, some guys just never get used to bottoming, whether due to physical or mental discomfort or some combo of both. In which case, no matter; plenty of us bottoms out there to go around.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Friday, 11 April 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bmxo1RuG1rnl9ur.gif
(joek courtesy: thedcgayz tumblr)
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link
omg what is that from??
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link
from my asshole
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:36 (ten years ago) link
plenty of us bottoms out there to go around
Lord, we don't need another bottomThere are bottoms and moonbeams enough to shine
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
P***ycat Dolls
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
for some reason i've only ever been able to finish while topping a select few dudes (all of whom happened to be asian, now that i think abt it \o_O/) — other than that i don't find it very enjoyable :\
― clouds, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
Let's let go of bottom shame together.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Not literally, of course.
oh... yes, er, of course. *pulls up pants*
― clouds, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Well, I mean, since you've already met me halfway ...
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link