"You've changed, son."
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link
"not on a Sunday, please"
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link
"purely beginners luck. double or quits on striking thrice."
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link
"Oi! I'm the Phantom of the Paradise!"
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
"Remember, this is the only way we send messages around here. Because god hates fax."
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link
"Why aren't you aiming at the gentle people who don't deserve it?"
― Z S, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
"Precision might be more economical, but where's the feeling?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
"Are you sure this is how you install Flash?"
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
"Aim for the Jew!"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/26/g290/130826_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/p465/130909_contest_p465.jpg
"i love you but the sex just isn't working out"
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link
'Thank you for watching Snail of the Centaury'
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
i'll come out of my shell if you get down from your high horse
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link
"This latest ITV-celeb-dancing-show-to-somehow-rival-Strictly is going to be a non-starter."
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link
"Just rented The Fly. Not recommended, unless you're into depressing documentaries."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
"Say what you will, but you wouldn't believe the rent!"
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
*panting* "ok than, best of three?"
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
Someone tell me that they sell Viennese Whirls in America before I waste an entire afternoon thinking up a tenuous Half Man Half Biscuit joke.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
prob winner
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
agreed.
tbh i dont understand why ppl felt the need to carry on after it but i mean i'll play along i spose, throw another few in in case there's a quota.
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link
"You suck, Daltrey!"
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 14:40 (ten years ago) link
"I should've known I'd misheard when she wanted to 'snail away' with me"
― Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
okay, maybe I am a nice guy but you know what they say about nice guys
― conrad, Thursday, 5 September 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
"i am the centaur of the universe."
"i am the master of the whorled."
― estela, Thursday, 5 September 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link
"Neither have you!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 September 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/g290/130902_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/16/p465/130916_contest_p465.jpg
"Oh, no, no. This is completely normal"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link
something about being a big shot
― conrad, Monday, 9 September 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
"We're upgrading from rat race to cannonball run"
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link
"don't be ridiculous, of course i'm not going to fire you."
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
A screaming comes across the sky...
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 9 September 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link
Excuse me, I'm trying to clean out the cannon chamber with my pube brush.
― Z S, Monday, 9 September 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link
"when i use the word 'literally' that is what i mean"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
"Finally we've found a bore bigger than you"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
"I'm afraid you misheard, Graham. Our agency promised you'd get the nobble and enter the cannon."
― Grampsy, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
"Are you a subscriber to the theory of nominative determinism, Mr Shrapnel?"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link
"Mr. Musk has assured me that this is completely safe, and you should arrive at San Francisco in an hour."
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
"The 50 foot woman needs her mascara."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 September 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
lol @ Hurting2
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah, good 1
― best null wave (bnw), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link
"Really Mr Jones, there's no need to start climbing out until you hear the gun go off."
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link
best effort in months hi5 everyone
hurting otm
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"It's a boom and bust economy, old chap - we go bust, you go boom"
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
"It's the role you were born for, Mr. Wadding."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
I think mine might be too topical/obscure to actually enter
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link
nonsense imo, topicality a bonus and it's hardly obscure
― his LIPS !!! (darraghmac), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link
"Get in the giant cannon you bastard"
― sleepingbag, Monday, 9 September 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
"Take that, Hitler!"
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link