No blind items itt
― s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
On a roller coaster.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
Rollercoaster of love boners
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
this is all wonderful
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
I'll only reveal the identity of one
like climbing the first hill on the bonercoaster and never dropping ;_;
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link
a burrito
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link
does the other one not frequent this thread or what
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link
banaka
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link
omg
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
can you at least describe the boner
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:43 (ten years ago) link
like did it prevent the safety bar from engaging properly
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link
they were jabbymoist, too, iirc
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
humming 'jabby boners' to the tune of 'tiny bubbles'
and-a one, and-a two
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
porky pig style
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
moist boners ;_;
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link
fast n' bulboustight also
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:07 (ten years ago) link
i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
humectant tumescents
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
slick dicks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
lol
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link
I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.
after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
not because i don't love it tho
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:50 (ten years ago) link
I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link
and how!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link
So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link
that stuff's just great for everything!
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
would that be topically or internally administered?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link
you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link
omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sqn1WqBF1r8cw67o1_400.jpg
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
apple blossom time
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link
How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.
I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
does it hurt? or like
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:25 (ten years ago) link
have you tried using successively larger toys?
― clouds, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:27 (ten years ago) link
yeah you gotta work up to it
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:29 (ten years ago) link
Usually there's an involuntary spasm when you first try and take it and that's when you go "take it out take it out". Relax and breathe deep and you'll get it in a minute laterI say "you" but I mean "me" obv
― poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
I feel I'd be a very talented bottom but for my lack of exposure.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link
And unwillingness to groom.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link
try sticking something in your butt
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link